O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of The FCBA, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we're going to wrap February with another great Asylum card!"

Cassie: "And, we'll be starting in the division where I used to rule, flyweight, with the Asylum return Rose McIver against Kristen Stewart, followed by Ariana Grande's return to Philly against Ariel Winter!"

Tess: "Then, we'll move to lightweight, where Kylie Bunbury makes her FCBA and Asylum debut, squaring off with Kara Del Toro!"

Cassie: "We'll move back to bantamweight at that point for Hayley Orrantia's return to Asylum to battle Chloe Bennet!"

Tess: "Then, we move BACK to lightweight for the Asylum debut of former champion Emily VanCamp against Taylor Hill!"

McCarthy: "But, all of that is just prejamble! The REAL action will happen at bantamweight when I step into the ring and wipe the canvas with that Dancing Hooker Sophie Mudd!"

O'Dell: "Six fights, three weight classes and one heck of a card. So get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Girls of the Small Screen at the Asylum!"