The Man In The Hat sits, as usual, at the center of the dais. To his left are Kristen Stewart, Ariel Winter, Sophie Mudd, Britney Spears, Neve Campbell, Pink, Grace Park, and Alison Brie. To his right sit Chloe Bennet, Taylor Hill, Kara Del Toro, Anna Torv, Gemma Arterton, Leelee Sobieski, Kat Dennings, and Jewel.

Man In The Hat: "OK. As usual, before we get to questions, there are some people I want to thank. Let's start with Lookout! Boxing and Sceej Boxing for allowing Emily VanCamp and J-Mac, respectively, to participate on this card. And, let's not forget our indie fighters, who, again, made this a fantastic event. We appreciate their all coming. And, of course, we can't forget the FCBA Commission for sanctioning these fights and making Asylum possible. Now. Questions. Cable Boy. Go!"

HBO Reporter: "I'll start with Kris and Ariel. Both got results tonight and both remain right in the thick of things in the flyweight title picture..."

Man In The Hat (smiling): "Indeed, they did, and, indeed, they do. We're a very young stable these days, with three developmental fighters and five girls in their 'junior' years looking to step up. Kris and Ariel are two of the six elite veterans we have. They've both been in title fights before. Kris has held the belts before. They're both working hard for another shot at the gold. And, both are more than capable of getting that done in 2022...whether it's for the lineal gold or some other championship. Cable Boy II. Go!"

Showtime Reporter: "Chloe's another of those elite veterans, and she certainly looked the part tonight..."

Man In The Hat (nodding): "That's a good fighter she was in with tonight. Orrantia's a girl we actually discussed with her former management at one point. She's got talent. But. Chloe's on a different level than almost anyone in the FCBA. She's got gold on her radar. And, again, it can happen in 2022...lineal or otherwise. Tess, dear, go ahead."

Tess: "Let's talk about one of your lightweights, Del Toro and Hill. Kara's one of those 'juniors' and Taylor is definitely an elite veteran. They both looked good tonight, but Hill was in VERY tough..."

Man In The Hat: "Agreed. Both looked VERY good. Kara, right now, is our number three light and she's ready for that step up to contender level in 2022. As for Taylor, she held the lightweight belts last year and she's as good as anyone above 120. And, all of you heard me correctly. Ms. Hill will ALSO be looking for gold in 2022...whether it's at light, on the beach, at the Ice Hotel...or at welter. Now. Smackeroo. Dinner time! Take us there!"

Reporter: "Sophie Mudd is another 'junior' who came up big tonight..."

Man In The Hat (smiling): "Sophie is ALSO another girl who has options. She's ready for that step to contender status. And, she has options. Lineal. Beach. Ice Hotel. JMD. We're gonna push her somewhere. Maybe everywhere. Now. Dinner time. Tess! Smackey! Limo!"