Jessica crushed and humiliated Alesha in the latest fight between these BBU stalwarts, and has promised the English babe a repeat performance here in Munich, telling the press, “Be there tonight! Dixon will be kissing my butt!”, adding, “and I may decide to put my dog’s collar and lead around her filthy neck as well!”

Alesha is fairly quiet in the build up to this fight, and the rumours are rife that she has been kept more than busy by a couple of young German actors, although she looks pretty lively when she arrives in the arena in a red bikini with matching gloves and boots, Jessica less eye-catching in her white leotard, gloves and boots.

Round 1

Jessica’s immediately gaining the upper hand, the women swapping jabs in the centre of the ring, but it’s the German who lands the more telling blows, rocking Alesha’s head backwards with her firm left hand, then she gives her the right hook, her glove smacking hard into Alesha’s cheek, the Brit skidding sideways, Jessica grinning, but she doesn’t close her prey down, stands back, giving her time, clearly toying with Alesha, and that’s got the Brit annoyed, so much so that she returns fire, and she hits the German and hurts her with some crisp head punches, gets Jessica on the ropes, but she punches her way out, then turns and starts to work on Alesha again, giving her a good hammering, working her body hard, Alesha unable to escape, gasping and looking sad as the bell rings to pause the action.

Round 2

Jessica’s taunting Alesha as the round begins, calling her a slut, telling her that the men who have been using her have filmed their sex sessions, and now she’s drawing Alesha in to trade punches, hurts her immediately with a sweet one-two, which flicks her head to and fro, sends her to a neutral corner, and simply beats her up, left and right handed punches ripping a pretty much helpless Alesha apart, and she floors the Brit with a right hook, laughing as Alesha gets up at 7, badly cut around her left eye, her face swelling, and now a brutal and arrogant Jessica takes her time to punish Alesha, not wanting to end things yet, enjoying herself as she outclasses her weakened opponent, and Alesha’s ending the round on all fours after taking a sickening left to her gut on the bell.

Round 3

Clearly well beaten again tonight, Alesha takes more bodyshots in her own corner, and now a triumphant Jessica is cheek to cheek with her, telling her what a weakling she is now, goading her, telling Alesha what she will do to her unless she admits the German is better than her, Alesha totally broken, and panting, “Yes! I’m yours! You own me, Ma’am!” and now the strutting Jessica steps back and swiftly knocks Alesha out with a left uppercut, lifting her off her feet, and planting her firmly on her back for the official 10 count.

Result: Jessica Schwarz knocked out Alesha Dixon in round 3

Once Alesha has been brought back to life, the German fans are chanting for her to be leashed like a dog, and she’s forced to crawl across the ring, where Jessica fastens a leather dog collar around her neck and throat, clipping a dog leash into it, then she walks the Brit around the ring three times, turns around and pulls her leotard to reveal her ivory asscheeks, demanding, “Kiss my butt, dogbitch!” Alesha, with tears streaming down her swollen face, purses her lips, and kisses Jessica’s rear end whilst the German fightfans cheer and jeer her, the Brit finally made to lay down whilst Jessica poses with her foot on her back.