Michelle Keegan (Beever's Babes) v Elena Gheorghe (Romanian Invasion)

35 year old former BBU champion Michelle has had a disastrous run of results, losing her last 12 fights, each one by an early knockout, and it’s been sad to see the girl’s relegation from contender to beat up doll, with a long list of contenders waiting to hand out more punishment until she retires.

Elena, at 36, and with a record of 4 wins from her 7 BBU fights, but her only clean knockout was that of Nadine Coyle, but Elena would love to hammer another nail into Michelle’s coffin, and may start as favourite, having lasted 8 rounds against stablemate Inna back in October 2021, losing mainly because she ran out of steam, the same Inna who gave Michelle a horrible beating when the pair met in 2019.

The girls are in the ring, with Elena in a baby blue bra and knickers, Michelle in a silky red underwear set.

Round 1

This is a good start from both girls, both throwing punches, neither of them really defending as they try to knock each other out in the opening minute, although Elena’s probably landing the sweeter punches, her timing better, and Michelle’s taking some heavy shots from Elena’s right hook, her left cheek beginning to turn pink, as she fails to keep the Romanian girl off, Michelle now taking some steps backwards, with Elena giving her a sharp left in the mouth to follow those right handed punches, the British babe needing to slow things down and start boxing, because Elena’s got the measure of her in the first round, her fists again drilling past Michelle’s guard, pressing her to the ropes now, where she’s giving Michelle’s body some work, the Brit wincing and grunting as those blue gloves slap into her flesh at the close of the opening round.

Round 2

Elena’s got a nice little rhythm going, and immediately her left glove is finding Michelle’s mouth, the Brit just can’t keep her off, and Elena’s split Michelle’s lip with another right hook, the Brit again having to step back, takes a good left in her mouth to follow, but now she’s fighting back, and she’s getting some neat punches of her own through Elena’s guard, sending her into reverse this time, trying to bring the Romanian’s guard down with bodypunches of her own, pressing her to the ropes, looking to clip Elena with a right hook, but the Romanian turns her, works her down the ropes with a series of left handed head punches, and now she’s hitting Michelle hard, as she pins her back in a neutral corner, Michelle beginning to lump up to both cheeks as Elena begins to dismantle her defences.

Round 3

Both girls having taken some good punches, and now they’re at each other again, Michelle clubbing Elena with some handy punches, but Elena’s fighting back with heavy body punches, figuring that Michelle will tire more easily once she’s weakened her, the Brit trying to fight back, but she’s going backwards, and can’t cover her body and face, so that Elena’s now landing to Michelle’s head, and she turns away when she feels the Romanian babe’s right hook, and that punch seems to have stung her, blood streaming from her left eyebrow, which got badly split open by that punch, Michelle unsteady on her feet, Elena finding that damaged aye a nice target to focus on, but she switches her attack again, and gives Michelle a couple more hard bodyshots, the Brit struggling to stay in this fight, again cornered at the bell, Elena working her over in close.

Round 4

Beevers corner has patched Michelle up, but she’s looking shabby, and this fight isn’t going to last much longer, but Elena’s taking her time though, battering the Brit’s ribcage just to make sure she’s got her ready to go, and now she reopens Michelle’s split left eyebrow with a couple of stinging jabs, Michelle in the centre of the ring, Elena dancing around her, Punching her as and where she likes, and she floors her at last - a left hook to the Brit’s right cheek puts her down. Michelle tries to beat the count, but sinks to her knees when it reaches 6, toppling forwards onto her famous rack to be counted out.

Result: Elena Gheorghe knocked out Michelle Keegan in round 4

Elena didn’t waste much energy in the ring tonight, giving Michelle a really savage beating, cutting her and bruising her, and, once Michelle is passed fit, Elena grabs her, rips her sating knickers upwards in a painful wedgie, and follows that by walking Michelle slowly around the ring for a walk of shame.