Jugs of Mass Destruction
Gemma Merna vs Melissa Riso
(Lookout! Atlantic Boxing vs BBU Independent)
(18-21-1, 16 KO vs 1-0, 1 KO)
JMD Value: 38G (Enhanced) vs 32C (Enhanced)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: The 'Hollyoaks' legend Gemma Merna is ready to make a big push for BBU JMD title and has set up a jug muggin' clash against the American glamour model Melissa Riso who offers mysterios upside after beating Bianca Gascoigne on her debut back in 2019. The very small sample size doesn't mean Riso is a low-hanging fruit and we've seen enough upset results recently but Merna claims she's got extended plans how to reclaim the BBU title she held three years ago and she won't be denied at the first obstacle.

Gemma Merna wears a pink bandeau bikini top, black hip-huggers & black gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a loose bun at the back of her head. Melissa Riso wears a red bikini set & white gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a sleek ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
Melissa jumps into a hectic attack and connects with the blonde's rack from each side before thumping her in the solar plexus to force the British actress into similar slugging response. Gemma leans on the brunette and spikes her from the inside but Melissa fends off the challenge and whacks her in the mouth before going down to work on the cleavage again. She barks in her efforts and manages to lift the otherwise superior rack while backing Merna onto the ropes where she adds more leather on the exposed ribcage to slump her opponent into quiet spasms. Ugh! Most fans inside the Wembley Arena didn't quite expect Riso to come out in such positive fashion and she keeps mauling the Hollyoaks stunner until the bell finally halts her charge.

Round 2:
One bad round is nothing to worry about though and Gemma fires back in style bashing the American's rack from both flanks to raise the noise level inside the arena. Melissa tries to stay in the slugging lane but finds the tempo too hot following a nasty whack in the solar plexus that wobbles her onto her heels. She barely escapes a phone booth trap but Gemma hassles her around the area and drops more heavy bombs on target. Riso's defense leaks too many punches and she almost has no other option but to slug it right back at the Lincolnshire woman. It's a pleasing back & forth display of jug muggin' however it's Melissa who yelps a little louder come the bell and she gets belted in the liver area before the referee pulls Merna away into safety.

Round 3:
Melissa grinds out an uppercut connection in the opening minute as the British actress gets a little too careless in her approach before another shot in the liver area suddenly triggers a wild response from the American glamour model. Melissa blows up the blonde's rack from the south and lifts it into the slumped chin as Gemma has a hard time embracing the heat again. Riso whacks her across the mouth and shouts at her but quickly realizes the gloves should do all the talking so she resumes the slugging pounce and tries to punch Merna topless on the spot. Ugh! The British babe wobbles to her heels and gets thumped back to the ropes where Melissa works more hard leather punishing the ailing blonde who manages to survive the onslaught when her opponent runs out of juice at the last moment. However you can tell Gemma's boobs are hurting as she walks back to her corner with a painful look on her face.

Round 4:
Riso is ready to finish the allegedly ailing Brit off but Gemma's seen too much jug muggin' action over the years to fade away like that. She mounts a solid recovery to hijack the American's plans and the back & forth action continues in the center of the ring until the brunette gets whacked on the liver area and bends to the side in awkward fashion. Gemma shoves her back to the ropes and gets on with the uppercut blast as Melissa struggles to resume her stance and has to soak up a heavy leather rush up the middle. Gemma drills her in the solar plexus and carries a vicious double off her chest into the jaw that cripples Riso in the closing stages of the round. A few additional harpoons on the breadbasket are pure fan service at this stage with Melissa unable to respond before the bell either way.

Round 5:
Melissa hopes for a slam dunk turnaround but she walks into another uppercut rush early in the fifth and her subpar defense begins to look awfully unsustainable. Gemma splits her forearms with ease now and thumps more hard leather on target before she drills the solar plexus one time too many and drains enough energy from the brunette's lungs to make her cry out in pain. A swift hi-low charge bumps Riso onto the ropes where Merna drops a brutal liver shot to FOLD THE GLAMOUR MODEL INTO LOUD SPASMS. Ugh! A delayed reaction drops Melissa for the count a couple of seconds later and she sits down on her heels hugging the aching midriff until the ref shouts "TEN!!!" into her face. KO5 Gemma Merna!!!

AFTER: Gemma twerks her enhanced rack to confirm she should never be counted out in JMD rules even at age 38 and she's off to her yoga tricks bending Melissa's aching body in all corners of the world while applying a special cross-body smother to cap off her performance. Denise van Outen is impressed to see the Hollyoaks veteran in such excellent physical shape and suggests it's gonna take years before Gemma really wears herself out and maybe she should start practicing yoga as well? The crowd roars on for more breast value and Merna keeps the smother on long after Melissa has passed out. That is true fan service from a girl who knows exactly what she's doing here!

Official Result: Gemma Merna def. Melissa Riso KO5.