Miley Cyrus has decided on a short publicity trip to the UK, and has used some of her time to badmouth a few British popstars, particularly any with an attachment to the BBU Flyweight and Bantamweight Divisions. In an interview, she has said,
"It's kinda quaint to know that some of your girls wanna try to make it in the US! Let's be honest, none o'those guys stand a chance in FCBA - no-one's heard o' the ####ers, an' they're just gonna get used as jobbers for real stars like me to beat up on. I'd just love to get that Cheryl Cole in the boxin' ring, and rearrange that stupid ####in' face o' hers!.

Cheryl gets to hear about the interview and responds in similar vein,
"Miley Cyrus is one spoilt little brat - she's gorra lorra mouth on 'er, an' if she don't shut up, she's gonna find that mouth full o' my fists! I really don't need some American teenager comin' over here showing off!"

The American is happy to have riled the British singer,

" I wanna fight Cole before I go back to the States on Monday - unless she's too scared, I want that fight on Saturday night!"

Cheryl is more than happy to agree to the matchup,
"Silly girl, Miley - she won't enjoy the flight back with her face all lumped up and her body throbbin' afta I've done with her!"

Even on fightnight the pair are baiting each other - Miley:
"I'm wearing all white tonight - even white gloves - I wanna see that b###h's red blood on my white gloves, then she can lick it off again!"

Cheryl:
"Afta' I've battered that stupid little girl, I'm puttin' her ova' my knee an' spanking her ass real hard - needs a lesson does Miley!"

First into the ring on fightnight is Cheryl, looking gorgeous in red, and she is soon joined by young Miley, clad in white as promised, and she looks good! This is no podgy teenager - this is a babe - hot and ready for action.

The girls glare at each other while guest referee Danielle Lloyd reminds them of the rules, and, yeah, Miley's about an inch taller than Cheryl, but, at 27, surely the Brit will have too much for the teenager in this fight - it could be over real quick tonight.

Round 1
Both girls look coiled for action when the bell rings, and It's Miley who lands the first punch - nice left jab - but Cheryl is right back at her - left, right, left and away, three neat punches to the teen's face - and Cyrus looks shocked - Cole really rocked her with those blows. Here she comes again, pinging left jabs into the youngster's face, and she doesn't know what to do at the moment - the older singer is giving her a bit of a lesson in this round. Cole smiling, landing another jab to that 18 year old mouth, but that stings the youngster into action, and she lands a good shot to the Brit's body, then a right to her jaw, forcing her back, and into the ropes - Cyrus whips another good left into Cole's ribs, than pat, pat, pat to the face, each punch jolting the older girl's head back, and Cheryl is holding on, Miley chattering in her ear, "Gotcha b###h! Gonna smear that nose all over your face tonight!" Danielle Lloyd breaks them, and the bell ends the round.
Tight round - pretty even, but Miley looking good in closing seconds.

Round 2
Tough start to the round for Cheryl Cole as Miley bangs a solid right hook into her flank immediately, and she yelps - she's hurt - Cyrus loves that, and she's almost laughing as she follows up, nailing Cole's body again, then ripping a left into her mouth she has the older girl back on the ropes, and she hurts her to the body again - another left hook - switches to the head with a good right hand, but she's too close, and Cheryl wraps her arms round her, taking a breather, Cyrus still goading, "Hurt ya again, didn't I? C'mon b###h - what you got?" When Danielle breaks them, Cyrus finds out, with an irritated Cole clipping her round the jaw with her left hand, following in with a right. to the cheek, then another, and the teenager looks all at sea again - she needs to grab onto Cheryl, but the older girl is too crafty, and she bats Cyrus's face back and forth with some nice punches as the round draws to a close, the teenager's defence non-existant, and she's happy to hear the bell.

Another close round - Cheryl was definitely hurt early, but she was doing well at the end.

Round 3
Cheryl starts as she finished the second, knocking Miley's head back with crisp, accurate left jabs, reddening the skin around the teenager's right eye, and the older girl is gradually taking control of this match - Cyrus is willing, but very raw. Cole changes her attack midway through the round, getting some nice shots into the American's body, but the teenager will not back off, and she gets her own jab working into Cheryl's face, following up with a big, ripping hook to the flank, and the older girl gasps and lurches backwards, the teenager following her, clubbing her around the face with some good shots, and it's Cole who looks the more tired at the end of the round, hanging on to Cyrus, who chides her, "You're finished, b###h! You're mine, all mine!"

Probably Cheryl's round, despite the late flurry from Miley.

Round 4
Red-cheeked, Miley attacks Cheryl from the bell, getting her left jab working into the Brit's face, using her strength to move her girl around the ring, getting her onto the ropes, then thud, thud - in go those strength-sapping bodyshots - she's working away to the older girl's ribs and flanks, looking to force that stubborn guard down, but wily Cole holds on to the back of her neck, landing a couple of sly shots on Danielle Lloyd's blindside, which has Cyrus snarling, "Little b###h - you'll pay for that!" The girls are separated, Cole coming back nicely, chipping away at Cyrus' face with her left jabs, but the teenager thuds a solid punch into her belly, and she's hurt again, doubles over, then takes a nasty right hook to the side of the head, reels back into the ropes again, where Miley gives her body a real good belting, the Brit in real trouble at the bell.
That's Miley's round - bell to bell beating for Cheryl to endure.

Round 5
Cheryl slower to rise this time around - those bodyshots are taking their toll, and the teenager is in her face again, hurts her to the body, then gets to that pretty face, wiping punches across the older singer's mouth, then, slowly, deliberately, cruelly, she drives a straight left between Cheryl's gloves, perfectly onto her nose, and the American sees her opponent's blood spilt for the first time, and she's laughing as she hurts her again with a stunning right hook to the mouth, then beats her around the body again, the Brit happy to hold on as Miley carries on taunting, "Told you I'd smear that nose of yours, b###h - I keep my promises, and the next one is that I'm gonna knock you out!" Cole just pants, "Not over, yet, little girl - That ass of yours needs spanking!" The girls are parted, but Miley is still on top, pushing Cheryl into the corner, then knocking her head back and forth, sweat, snot and blood spraying from the Brit's face with each blow, her knees beginning to buckle by the end of the round.

Another round to Miley - Cheryl looks beaten - her face is a bruised mask of pain, the centre of which is marred by trickles of blood from both nostrils.

Round 6
Again the quicker off her stool, Miley smacks Cheryl's head back with three sharp left jabs to the mouth, then gets her with that right hook to the body again, and the Brit yelps with pain, doubling over - Miley stands her up with a left uppercut, then drills her right hook into her cheek, and Cheryl is down, rolling on the canvas, rising with difficulty at 8. Danielle Lloyd looks at Cheryl, calls "Fight on!" then quietly to Miley, whispers, "Finish her!" The cocky teenager smiles, then pops Cole again with the left, then again - she's on the ropes - and Miley Cyrus is relentless, just smacking awkward, raw punches into the Brit's face, until the singer can take no more - Cheryl falls face down on the canvas, and she isn't even trying to beat the count, just sobbing in pain and humiliation as Miley goes wild.

Miley Cyrus has knocked out Cheryl Cole in her own backyard in 6 rounds.

Miley just wants to carry on celebrating, and she sits on her stool in the centre of the ring while her minders haul the hapless Cheryl Cole over to her, and she laughs at the blubbering battered singer, the British face of L'Oreal, and ask her, "Are you worth it, b###h?" to which the weeping 27 year-old responds, reading from a card "Compared to you, I ain't worth shit! I'm sorry I have been so rude, and I wanna thank you Miss Cyrus for beating me up - I deserved that, and any future punishment you have for me!" Grinning, Miley just commands, "Lick the blood off my gloves, b###h - your filthy blood has no business on my gloves!" Kneeling in homage, Ms Cole obeys, then Miley snaps at her, "What did you say I deserved, b###h?" She whispers her response, "To have your ass spanked." So Miley asks, "And what do you think, now?" With tears tumbling down her cheeks, Cheryl responds, "I think you should spank my ass, Miss Cyrus!" The crowd cheer as Cheryl Cole is hauled across Miley's thighs, her shorts are tugged down to her ankles, and the teenager gives Britain's pop princess the hardest ass spanking of her life.

Later, Miley announces that she is to interrupt her trip home for a short break in Ireland. She has another fight lined up there - with Cheryl Cole's former bandmate, the lovely Irish singer Nadine Coyle, which will take place in Belfast the following Friday.