Nadine claims to be the best Irish celeb boxer around at Fly/Bantamweight, although she has only had one real contest, in which she beat Caroline Corr, knocking the older girl out in the 6th round of a bruising fight. However, fighting in Ireland against a teenaged upstart suits her just find, and she comments,

"Yeah, I've heard of Cyrus - feisty b###h, isn't she? I heard she beat up my old bandmate Cheryl Cole - well good for her, 'cos Cole needed a lesson, but I'm just too good to be caught cold by a silly 18 year old girlie - she should go home and play with her dollies!"
Miley arrives in Ireland, and she's still full of herself following her destruction of Britain's favourite pop princess Cheryl Cole,
"I beat that tramp up real good, now I'm gonna do the same to her skanky ole potato-munching mate - now that's what I call 'The best of both worlds' - 2 countries, 2 wannabes, 2 beaten whores."

It’s Friday evening in Belfast, and the first girl enters the ring - Nadine - boy does she look fit! Clad in black, looking like a girl who's really up for a fight. Soon after, in comes young Miley - and she looks hot in shimmering silver - this will be a good matchup tonight!
Looking at the girls as they receive their instructions from ref, Irish TV personality Christine Bleakley, it is clear that although she is 18, Miley is by no means a woman, and her youth is clear to see as she stands opposite the gorgeous Nadine, who has promised to batter the American senseless by the end of the 3rd round. Miley has predicted that she will win, of course, but in 5 - she says that she 'wants to bust the Irish b###h up a bit before finishing her career."

Round 1

Miley looking less confident as the swift punches Nadine throws begin to pepper her face in the early seconds - the 25 year old is outclassing the youngster already, and this could be a mismatch. In comes Coyle again - pap - pap - pap - and out again, Cyrus just fielding those jabs with her face, the Irish beauty continuing, now getting her with another left, right combination to the face, switching downstairs, and batting her fists into the teen's ample body, and she's hurt - Miley Cyrus hurt and holding on, and now She's getting the backchat from Nadine, "Don't like that, b###h, do ya? ####in' Yank - Gonna eat my pussy tonight - D'ya love me Yank?" Miley clenches her teeth, "Told you - round 5 - always keep my promises, potato girl! ####in' Irish - always ####in' beggin'!" At last the teenager shows some spirit, and bangs a left, right into Nadine's body before the girls are broken. Last twenty seconds now - both girls standing centre ring and belting each other, blow for blow until the bell ends the round.

First round - Nadine - but Miley still cocky!

Round 2

In storms Nadine again, her right jabs clipping the teenager - southpaw is new to her - but the kid is adjusting, and she gets a few digs into the Irish girl's body, the invited audience sucking breath as they hear the thud, thud of those gloves into their girl's flanks and ribs, and, yeah, Coyle's backing off, wincing as each blow lands, tucking her elbows in tight, then taking a good cuffing to the face, Miley landing punches with both fists, rocking her onto the ropes. The teenager's in Nad's face, sneering at her, "Had enough yet, b###h? What was that about eating pussy?" Nadine is hurt, but keeps calm, banging a nice left into Miley's face, then sliding off the ropes, turns the youngster, and hurts her to the body, but Miley drills her right glove hard into the centre of Nadine's face, and the Irish girl's head is rocked backwards. During the closing seconds it's all Miley, bopping Nad's head back and forth in a savage attack.

Close round - probably Miley's.

Round 3

This is the round Nadine nominated for her victory, but she finds herself on the wrong end of a good jug-mugging as soon as the bell sounds, and she's in a corner, wrapping her arms round her battered tits, simply inviting the teen to knock her face around a bit, and wastes no time in thumping those pretty features nice and hard - Coyle's bleeding from the nose - and she floors the Irish girl with her right hook. A stunned Nadine scrambles to her feet at 7, Cyrus taunting her, "Prettiest face in pop? Not now, b###h - more like lumpiest face in pop!" and the teenager hurts her again the mouth with a solid right hook, then thuds a straight left into her belly - Coyle is on the ropes, groaning, just a few seconds left, which the American uses to batter her swelling face.

Big round for Miley - Nadine looks beaten.

Round 4

Nadine bravely attacks Miley in the early exchanges, but the teenager thuds a series of heavy punches to her ribs and flanks, taking her time, hurting the Irish girl, every punch followed by a sob and a squeak, and Coyle tries to hold Cyrus in a clinch, the younger girl sneering, "Who's gonna be licking cunny tonight, b###h? Remind me!" Nadine whispers through clenched teeth, "Please don't make me! I didn't mean it!" A gloating Miley rips her right hook across Nadine's face again, clubs her to the cheek with a left - staggers her - then floors her with a nice right to the mouth. To her credit, Nadine scrambles to her feet again at 6, spitting blood from newly split lips, and soon finds herself taking another cruel barrage of blows to the face, a solid left dropping her back to the canvas - she's on her back this time, legs splayed, arms flailing, somehow beating Christine Bleakley's count, then Miley lets her hold on til the bell, still sneering, "I said round 5, and I meant round 5 - I keep my promises, tramp!"

Clearly Miley's round - no longer a contest!

Round 5

Miley looks around the hall as she rises, pumps her fists, and screams, "Ready for this Belfast? This is your b###h's final round!!" She simply bounds across the ring, thumps Nadine hard with her left, smashes her head one way, then t'other with right and left hooks, then, a wide grin on her face, the teenager rips a right uppercut into that battered face, and at last it's over for Nadine, she's completely out!

Miley Cyrus knocked Nadine Coyle out in round 5 (as she promised)

The fight over, Nadine conscious again, and Miley prancing around the ring. Poor Nadine is sitting in centre-ring, clutching her knees, sobbing her heart out, and she hears the teenager's sneering voice, "You coming back to my dressing room, b###h?" The Irish girl shudders, "Do I have a choice?" Laughing, Miley shakes her head, "Not really - but I wanna hear you announce what you're gonna do!" The horrid teen hands Nadine the microphone, and, together with everyone else, hears Nadine stammer, "B...b...because she b .. b .. beat me up tonight, I am n ... now going b .. b ... back to Miss Cyrus' room, where I will eat her p ... pussy til she comes in my f...face!" To an embarrassing crescendo of cheers, the girls disappear, and Nadine this time does keep a promise.