PLAYBOY MANSION LOS ANGELES

Posted by Simguy on 3/18/2006, 8:24 am.

Before; Wild brawling ion RAW; New York City staged events--hard to tell how much is real, how much hype, but Trish and Candice certainly getting into one another’s hair to pump up interest in their boxing rubber match. Final press conference at Playboy Mansion a real gong-show--complete with Playmate “honor guard”” grinning platinum tressed beauties assigned the task of separating Trish and Candi long enough to get their speeches in. “Trish is finished,” Michelle rants, repeating her favourite refrain, “It’s the Candice Michelle Era and Trish needs to step aside, The hottest girl always wins--my heat will leave Stratus blistered and beaten when it’s all over!” Stratus pursing her lips. Coming in off a very dominant beat down/KO of Michelle last time out--she’s got the momentum and she means to use it, :”Candi’s just trying to pump herself up,” Trish shrugs, “it’s understandable, what with the beating I gave her last time. Everything still applies: Candi’s gut is still sweet, and I’m still determined to get in there. I don’t see what’s going to be different except maybe she’ll quit quicker than ever.” Fought outdoors at the Playboy mansion L.A.--ring and white lawn chairs are set up. Inhospitable venue for Trish as fellow playmates rally around Michelle, accompanying her to the ring, hissing and making faces at Stratus, clearly trying to un-nerve the WWE ladies champ. Trish in green/yellow bra and panties, Candice in purple/black: both refusing to touch gloves after instructions.

R1: Trish uptempo, rotating her torso as she crouches forward, weaving under Candice’s punches, pulling hot leather into curvy brunette chassis. Michelle grimacing, giving ground--she’s body-thumped back to ropes where she covers up whining, dukes at temples, hunching forward for the inevitable Stratus assault. Thick, luxurious beating--Trish bashing at the ribs-of-the-flank; arching her back to jerk home jug-mugging uppercuts; shoulder bumping Candi back, then strapping her muscular right./lefts against that suspect paunch. Goes on and on and on, but could be worse: One of Hef’s girl friends referring this bout tends to issue quick breaks, pushing Trish back and interrupting blonde flurries. Trish winning big--pounding away one-sided on Candice--but no doubt playmate interference and pointless scolding of Trish saves Michelle from a potential knockdown or worse, Trish saves Michelle from a potential knockdown or worse. Trish turning on the ref with snarling oaths after the bell: Playmates ringside jumping out of their seats, shrieking and pointing hard into the ring--Stratitude not welcome in their house.

R2: Bone-jarring punching midring--both girls twisting on their hips to cudgel each other short, pounding rights and lefts: hot spanking impact as gloves bounce off skulls, shoulders, chests--girls just dipping side to side, rotating through their motions. TRISH IS HURT! Furious bombardment sees Stratus’ eye go dim, lips part: she stops punching, looking confused, stunned, startled--Candi able to walk forward with rights and lefts, beating Trish o ropes. Stratus numb: dukes up but limp at her cheeks--Candi’s punching just hammering past the guard, smashing off face and skull., Michelle showing some professionalism--maintaining good distance by knuckling up on Trish  shove her upright; left foot well forward for balance, right well back for leverage--she driving into Trish with thudding body weight. Stratus staring, astonished--Candi’s bashing away tidy rights and lefts, knuckling up to reset, setting a thumping pace. Trish’s head bouncing back from hot contact, body cringing from tuff paunch swipes or rib-rattling flank-spank: just a sensational pounding dished out by a determined, jiggly brunette. AND THE REF STEPS IN! poor Trish mindboggled, not punching back, out on her feet--she’s chested into the ropes by a grinning platinum blonde and cradled to safety. Candice leaping and shrieking away: she’s the KO2 Victrix in stunning fashion.

After: Trish tended to, deemed fit to receive more punishment, and Hef’s girlfriends quickly gather up under Candice’s direction rto march punchy blonde to the grotto. Michelle pointing imperiously into the water, commanding her minions: Stratus tossed headlong into the drink, much like her leap off the stage into the mud pit (vs. Stacy Keibler, ages ago on RAW). Stratus spluttering, blubbering, pushing hair out of her face as she bobs in waist high water: Michelle exulting poolside, glorying in her total subjugation of hated Trish today.

Reposted by Archer 10/25/10.