BEFORE: "The Wiz has finally made a colossal blunder," Vanessa chirps happily in prefight. "Yes, I'm a bantam, so he thinks he's being all shrewd by moving Torv against me, but what he fails to understand is I'm a Britney-class bantam, with Britney curves, hands and sock! I'll mess Torv up! I'll hurt this girl, tuck into her: I'm Vanessa Minnillo - baby don't back down from NObody! I'd go toe-to-toe with Olivia Munn for free! I'd..." On and on in that vain: Vanessa convinced she's got the goods.

Torv looking perplexed: Vanessa sounds like she's ready for World War III. "She's spirited, I'll give her that," Anna drawls in Aussie accent. "I've seen her fight Pac-rim against Holly Valance, so I do know Vanessa has some game. As for her weight class, The Wiz assures me that Vanessa will make 120 strong, so that makes her a threat in my eyes. If she fights half as good as she talks, I could be in for a night!"

Torv in butterscotch plaid, bra-style bikini; black gloves; hair in smooth low ponytail. Minnillo in dark-chocolate brown bikini top - ring connected; dense floral pattern bottoms in dark brown and white; black gloves; black hair wet when she hits the ring.

During R1: Vanessa aggressive at the open - pouncing in to shoe-shine Torv's belly - slapping tall blonde a hook-to-cheek on the way out. Vanessa scowling pretty as she roams to her right: Torv chin-tucked, hands up/palms out as she hop-stalks her prey. Vanessa scooting in off the angle - reaching a light jab to Torv's tummy: blonde ignores it, continues to track her girl. 'Nessa circling, then pouncing in: frisky shoe-shine administered to Torv's breasts - Minnillo making a snarky expression as she pastes away, then disengages. Torv strangely quiet - stalking her foe, covering up when Minnillo mounts her rushes: brunette feather-dusting her blonde, not hurting Torv, but clearly outworking her. Final moments - Vanessa pouncing in: Torv greets her with a short check-hook to chin, putting Minnillo wobbly butt. Vanessa hurt - stumbling forward into Anna: Torv shoulder-shrugs her off, picks her up a face-spanking right uppercut that has Vanessa blinking. Torv leaning in - light swat of her left hand up top induces crouching earmuff from Vanessa: Anna reaching down Minnillo's right flank, tucking in a vicious, 'Nard Hopkins hook just snug to liver - getting in deep behind Vanessa's right elbow. Minnillo shouting her mouthpiece off her teeth - gumshield bouncing off Torv's taut tummy as Vanessa's jack-knifing in. Minnillo bellying down, then rolling to her back - knees up, hands up above her head on canvas, face tossing side to side as she WEEPS in gutshot agony. KO1 Anna Torv in clinical fashion.

After: Torv delivers a clean, efficient victory over an obviously outgunned beauty: Minnillo insisting afterwards that the body shot was too painful for her to continue. "I thought - to hear her tell it - that she would be Britney-strong," A pristine Torv relates in postfight - blonde hair now loose and tumbling down across right breast. "She got off, and honestly, it felt like pitty pat punches - like she didn't want to hurt me or something. I felt it might be a trap, so I took my time walking her down, but I realize now that I could have simply engaged her with slugging and excused her almost immediately. I apologize to my fans: my caution robbed you of 2 extra minutes you'll never get back!" Ouch - Torv not exactly with-holding disdain from a big-talking brunette. Upon hearing brazen Aussie comments days later, Minnillo threatens to destroy Jewel Kilcher, Neve Campbell, Britney AND Jamie Lynn Spears in reprisal - curiously leaving Anna out of the demolition campaign.