Pt. 1:

Posted by Simguy on 9/19/2008, 7:05 am.

Before: Olivia Munn punches her way into a nice payday: Kate Hudson a legit movie star, willing to put her prestige on the line against virtual unknown, against wishes of her advisory team. “Yeah,” Hudson chuckles, “my guys weren’t too happy with me contacting Olivia on my own to arrange this fight. But I love what she’s done in the ring, and how she does it: the girl just takes no prisoners, and I think that should rewarded. I’ve got nothing to lose: I’m unranked. I could yes the rounds, and Olivia’s an exciting new face to punch--it’s a win-win.!” Munn getting no mainstream press attention as media focuses on Hudson, but come fight night, it’s a different story. With Hudson in ring (yellow bandeau bikini with ring connections hip and jug; sporty ponytail with bangs framing face; white gloves)--crazy light show starts; music up. Pussy Cat Dolls come dancing down the aisle belting out “When I Grow Up”; there’s Munn amongst them (fighting white bikini; white gloves), grinning huge, strutting on down--turns out PCD’s put a little money towards Munn’s fistic campaign,, hoping to shake up the country club. Hudson in shock, completely overshadowed as the circus take its time getting into the ring--whereupon the PCD+1 finish up with  rousing group dance routine/ Wild applause results: dance serves both to pump Olivia up, AND get her get her warmed up as she’s lathered up nicely. During ring instructions, Munn’s still shimmying her shoulders, or popping her hips with little belly dance moves as ref drone on; Kate blushing at the brazen display of aggressive sexuality fronted by the so-called “unknown”

During R1: Olivia the aggressor, into Katie’s body with ripping rights and lefts. Hudson grunting, keeping elbows in, answering chippy little right uppercuts and left hooks in tight Clanging give-and-take--Munn grinning when Hudson lands a clouting right to chin, answers back a thick right in the side and thudding left across temple. Girls banging away shoulder to shoulder--Munn steadily punching Hudson backward. Final  minute largely fought with Katie’s back to ropes--she’s all hunkered down, digging back best she can as Olivia outhits, outworks her blonde in a close first.

R2: Olivia SO intense--eyes blazing; weight forward; hands collected under her chin, twitching just before she steps in and gets off hearty. Huge spank sounding out from Kate’s body, but toned little blonde stubborn: SHE’S pounding back to body, slugging away I turns with heavy-handed brunette. After the minute mark, crowd screaming itself hoarse with cheering: huge, concussive haymakers crashing on  chins. Kate hurts Olivia with right uppercuts followed by short hooks--brunette staggering around, hair in her eyes as she looks a goner. Then moments later--Olivia stuns Kate with a jamming right over blonde left shoulder--brunette stepping in almost tummy to tummy, pulling haymakers up off her thighs to crash away against Kate’s skull. Again, fight ends up on a burst of clubbing power shots at bell, During the break, both corners work feverishly on fighters’ eyes with Enswell: brutal contact through 2.

R3: Kate pawing her jab, crouching down, working her way inside, then digging. Olivia punched tuff in her tummy and ribs--Katie tucking in especially stiff in under the breast line--but Munn’s sturdy, bumping Kate off with the left shoulder; hooking her a short-shrugging left, then turning into robust right hands. Hudson a little more compact, more correct with her punches and combinations--but Munn so committed, punching with so much zeal and full-bodied enthusiasm, blonde can’t stand her ground. Once again, in competitive action, brunette outhits her blonde, finishing up strong with Kate on ropes, Break; Munn lifts hands over her head, steps back to her corner in a series of belly dancer’s hip-pops, displaying triumphant glute-jiggle and a sultry grin of confidence. Kate? Banged up, down 3 rounds to love, frustrated.

R4: Corner wants jabs from Kate; stiffer, more numerous: shes trying. Hudson peppering Munn, jabbing her to set up sharp right crosses. Munn catching flush on her face, then punching back: when skills fail her, brunette draws on sheer heart. Slugging exchanges go Olivia’s way: Kate forced to abandon her stance, step away and regroup. Olivia’s taking Kate to ropes earlier I the round, more often--brunette squaring up, making it all about volume and intensity as the girls bang away in turns. Munn so strong and determined whenever Huddie’s on ropes: brunette clubbing away short lefts and rights about head and shoulders, bashing Hudson into compliance, then checking her underneath with thrilling right uppercuts in under jugline and thick left hooks behind the elbow. Katie never stops punching back, but she’s getting busted up/worn down: she’s mouth breathing, obviously hurting as Olivia widens the gap on the cards. “Punchin’ you sleepy, K!” Olivia shouts at the bell--glancing back prettily over her shoulder as poor Hudson takes a moment to linger hurt on the ropes.

R5: Hudson rallies, draws on her experience. Job 1 is psychological: Kate finally admitting she can’t handle Olivia toe to toe, starts sidestepping, giving brunette angles. Job 2: jab like she means it; Kate sticking Olivia with venom, blonde scowling as she scores, then steps-left around poke, Job 3: continue to dig at Olivia’s body. Blonde muscling in off her jab, popping her hips-right to tuck home short, short left hooks in under jig and firm onto liver--often doubling or tripling up as Olivia stoops forward and soaks. Munn turning, adjusting her feet: output drops as she spends time locating Kate--Hudson able to finally outwork her foe and get on the board.

Hudson/Munn conc.

Posted by Simguy on 9.19/2008, 7:06 am.

R6: Munn overwhelms blonde class as she has in her other fights-swinging viciously to back Kate up, then squaring away to bully smaller blonde against ropes. Munn fairly compact and efficient on tip at the apron: keeping her shoulder on Kate to stabilize her; tucking in short hooks to waist and behind elbow; dipping to rip home heartless right uppercuts to cringing blonde breadbasket. Kate mouth breathing again--starting to reach in behind Olivia’s back, tying up for refs breaks. Munn imposing her strength, just positioning shoulder to shoulder and hammering Kate into lumpy compliance, Break: Hudson squirming in pain as Enswell is pressed hard against her eyes, and Q-tips used to stop her nose bleeding--she’s swelling badly. Munn’s left eye nearly closed, but she‘s fresher, more alert during the break.

R7: Kate pops her jab, pivots-left, stays compact; she’s steering Olivia ducking down under Munn’s swings, then digging back short-n’-tuff to the body. Good stiff work underneath, blonde on shoulder on brunette: Kate leaning in, rotating her shoulders, jamming away in under the breast line, then doubling up that study hook in the liver CHUP! CHUP! Munn grimacing, pushes off on occasion, rather than immediately answering, Hudson able to sidestep, get off, then back her girl up: Kate working steadily to the body, starts bouncing tidy combos brunette noggin and puts Munn’s back to ropes for first time, late in the 7th.

R8: Same again: Kate a little classier, working smart behind the jab, turning her girl, punishing the body, then bouncing short, banging combos off the head, Munn absorbing thumping punishment, appearing sleepy at times as she crosses her arms and tilts forward. Kate loosening Munn up with consistent body work, then dipping and ripping close-in left uppercuts: crowd roaring as Olivia’s head jerks up eyelashes fluttering, eyebrows arched high in surprise, Munn continuing to answer in spots, bouncing punches off Kate’s shoulders and scalp, or lifting hateful right hands up into breadbasket--but blonde’s starting to dictate through 8.

R9: Munn slamming away to glory: Kate’s legs tested. Olivia driving forward, pursing her lips as she leans into stocky right hands: Kate’s head tosses aside as she takes knees loosened, hands drooping below her breasts, Hudson battered about the ring: she’s desperately trying to stay off ropes, electing to clinch and hold for ref’s breaks rather than attempting to slug-with off the apron, Olivia brazenly forward: she’ll twitch her mitts as she’s stepping in, then rip the right hand to Hudson’s body--brunette committing every ounce of body weight to these withering blows--brunette hanging on--but curvy legs hold up well. She ties up, staggers around, survives a thumping 9th as Olivia spent from the effort.

R10: Kate attacks ragged Olivia--knocking jabs against Munn’s puffy face, dazing her. Short, chopping right hands to chin; double left hook to liver; sidestep left: that Kate’s recipe, chewing away at an exhausted Munn. Olivia grimly turning, looking to bring battle--but she’s being touched up, pre-empted as fit little blonde looks for a conditioned knockout. Another in a series of double-left hooks to waist digs at Olivia a minute-and-a-half in: MUNN TAKES A KNEE! Cringing brunette grimaces, goes to her right knee in agony as crowd roars to it’s feet. Kate jogging to neutral corner, chest heaving with excitement: Munn gingerly up, takes ragged 8. ON COMES HUDSON! Kate Hudson attacking at the ropes, chopping jabs to break up Olivia’s guard, then jamming short straight rights/lefts to face and chest, just a-stamping away as Munn sags. Munn badly loosened, busted up, but rallying: she’s brave off the ropes, facing into the pasting and slugging back wide to Kate’s head. Girls chin checking each other with brawling, chopping short close in--Kate refusing to let Munn off the ropes, works her ragged to the bell, Come back one point duke--OLIVIA MUNN!

After: Crowd roaring to its feet as underdogs bangs her way past third straight “name’ blonde: Kate in shock as Munn hugs her fiercely, then releases her to arty it up PCD style. “She’s been my toughest fight yet,” Olivia admits in post fight, battered face telling the tale of Kate’s determined resistance. “I was stronger than her--I’ve been stronger than all my opponents--but she’s a very, very determined girl. I hit her the shots that stopped Holly and Jennie, but Kate wouldn’t go. In fact, she got to me after I had her hurt--she really tested me at last in the FCBA.” As for the PCD connection and the brazen pre-show, Olivia’s got this to say: “Nicole (Scherzinger) came to me with the idea of bankrolling me a little bit, allowing me to train a little more seriously and we agreed that a slot of big-name fighters--especially the blondes--are pretty much all hot air. Kate was tough--but most of these girls quit once I dig into ‘em--and I want to expose that. I see girls like Jewel Kilcher and Allison Mack with these big bad reps, and I think--’you know, I’m calling BS on that’--because I think they’re protected and hyped-up fighters. If there’s one thing I can accomplish in the FCBA, it’s hopefully exposing a few of these quitters and cry-babies!”

Reposted by Archer on 10/17/10.