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22 October 2010 Gisele Bundchen vs Paulina Porizkova

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Celebrity Boxing After Dark

Posted by simguy on 10/22/2010, 8:06 am

Before: Porizkova a feared supermodel slap-fighter, but with no boxing experience to speak of...what's she thinking challenging Bundchen? "I called her out because I'm 40, and I'm better than Giselle," Paulina shrugs. "Today's supermodels have no heart - no competitive fire. Boxing, hair-pulling, scissoring - whatever: I'd beat Gisele Bundchen at checkers if it came down to it." Bundchen seething: unexpected attack from Paulina a direct challenge to GB's Victoria Secret hegemony. "Paulina is a bitter witch," Gisele glares in prefight. "She hates that I'm more beautiful - it is a common complaint among women - but I would hope that I would age more gracefully. No matter: she must pay the Brazilian way - with bruises and tears!" Paulina in electric blue bikini; hair in slick french twist; small black work out gloves. Gisele in grey bikini; small black work out gloves; blonde hair wild, loose, tangly.

During R1: Snarling beauties lash out reckless, long-armed wallop: Gisele clapped across the face multiple times, put wobbly butt in free-swinging exchange. Bundchen staggering in alarm, helpless, available, but Porizkova too wide and wild on her follow up - wrapping punches around GB's shoulders; falling into clinch. Bundchen allowed to get her legs back - she regroups, shows a little poise - working out of a wide stance, weight on front (left) leg as she spears long left jabs to Paulina's mouth. Good face-spank issued - Gisele to Paulina: by the end, Bundchen walking Porizkova down as Paulina faces into stick.

R2: Paulina elects to open up and brawl away wide: Bundchen lanky in the pocket - sticking her jab to Porizkova's face - heartlessly poking the older woman into compliance. Paulina scuffing up badly - forced to form rigid earmuff: tummy goes on sale and Bundchen sails on in. GB leaning forward - elbows drawing back as she loads up, then shoves right/lefts into trembling Paulina-paunch. Porizkova driven to ropes, gasping, fists at her temples as Gisele beats her. GB snarling - hair wild across her eyes: she comes off the waist with wide, open-hand clapping clouts upside Paulina's head: Porizkova buffetted, sliding along ropes in wonder. GB in hot-blooded pursuit - lips pulled off teeth as she reaches her left hand in to stabilize Paulina, whacking the brunette wide, slapping right hands in the flank. Gisele's slender arm shivering upon spanking contact: Paulina's left-side ribs streaked with long pink welts from the bite-and-scrape of Giselle's small mitt.

R3: Paulina gassed, spooked: she's loping the perimeter, trying to keep her hands up. Gisele pursuing without fear - leaning forward to pump right/lefts into breadbasket with those elbows drawing back behind her as she loads up. Porizkova whining, trying to tie up: Gisele making good use of her bony elbows and shoulders and bump-and-wriggle her way clear. Sloppy clapping and clouting beats Porizkova around the apron...she's sputtering, confused. Heavy dose of pumping blonde right hands to belly folds Pauli up whining: Gisele bares her teeth, starts dropping elbows down onto Paulina's back! Highly illegal - GB bringing the bony point of her elbow down into defenceless back-meat: Porizkova driven to all fours blurting in pain. Ref gets to four before seething Gisele pushes her way in - helps Pauli P to her feet via left hand pulling at Porizkova's right tricep: BLONDE GIRL HELPS HERSELF! Tall, rangy Gisele thrusting into Paulina's midsection via pumping right hands while clutching brunette's right arm in the left hand: Pauli P gurgling, sitting in ropes, staring as she's gutted. Bundchen maintains her grip on Paulina's right arm just above the elbow: all the better to lean in and drift her righty-across-the-mouth, or dig back into that weary belly. It's all too much: on tall, lean figure takes another out back the woodshed, pouring on the hurt until ref's forced to move in. TKO3 in rangy fashion - Gisele Bundchen.

After: Bundchen enraged - immediately pulling a weepy Pauli P out for a walk of shame, while Giselle's VS cohorts bring in Bundchen's personally monogrammed body saddle. Gisele rough with blubbery Paulina during the walk - pulling her arm, shaking her, making her stand and pose as Bundchen displays her trophy. HBO throwing in a Swan Lake tape as Lima, Ambrosio et al close to begin the work of strapping Paulina in...maybe Ginny TV will have captured the inevitable ride, and potential gang-stomping from this slender mob of unruly supermodels. In days to follow, a pumped-up Gisele is brazen, calling out Marissa Miller, Candice Swanepoel, and Olga Kureylenko in a bid to extend hegemony over all models, everywhere. Ambitious!