Posted by Simguy on 12/24/2006, 10:11 am.

Before: Wrestling rivalry spills into FCBA as Jane positions to take Jennie’s turf. “it’s been an interesting campaign,” notes one BLONDE! Mag columnist covering the two.“Krakowski wants back in, and she’s selected Jennie as the appropriate entry point. Jane used to be that sturdy independent gatekeeper at lightweight that Jennie is now--this fight will be at lightweight, and the Krakowski strategy is simply to force Garth to move down and hole up at bantamweight, Jane wants the half dozen or do good fights that come Garth’s way by default every year: it’s a pivotal fight for these ladies.”

Jennie in black velvet bra and panties, white lace trim, hair up messy ponytail all curly and tangly. Jane in purple velvet bra and panties, white lace trim, hair in similar unkempt ponytail.bangs. White gloves, both vixens.

During R1-2: Hardnosed, workmanlike fare--both women accepting terms shoulder to shoulder, tidying up ion tit-for-tat exchanges, Hands up, elbows in--both staying compact, Short, clipping, clouting punches--not a lot of backswing except for the odd lapping body shot Krakowski to Garth--Jane will open up and swing whenever Jennie leans forward behind her mitts. Garth more economical, better defensively--though both are throwing equal, Jennie blocking more, making a few more oif hers count through two.

R3: Similar working women’s hammer and tongs--girls stubby-jabbing to nestle shoulder-to-shoulder, then it’s short right hands, tidy left hooks, nipping uppercuts, tucking body shots. Both women laying it on thick to offending tummies, waists and flanks--nice juicy spank coming off right/left combinations, both ways. Krakowski moves Jennie with a right to the jaw midway through--Garth frowning, a little bedazzled--she steps out, shakes her head, moves to ropes as Jane walks her down. Spirited apron-defence from Garth denies Krakowski a meaningful finish: Jennie shaking off Jane’s power well despite dropping the round.

R4: Garth back to business. Jennie never flashy, just getting in close without getting tagged, and once in, working harder than jane in close. Garth’s interior defence very good--she blocks a lot of body shots ion her elbows and forearms; parries headshots with raised shoulders; rolls and ducks a lot of body blows, Krakowski baring her teeth, pouring in the effort--but she’s not seeing the results Jennie is for the same energy expenditure.

R5: Krakowski owns Jennie the first two minutes: Jane bumping and slugging, backing Garth up--bigger blonde enjoying long stretches of patient, drubbing dominance as Garth slides along the ropes, riding out punishment. Down the stretch, Jennie sneaky-cute off the ropes--blocks a Krakowski right, counters a snug little right uppercut to chin, buckling Jane’s knees, Krakowski put wobbly butt--she falls in to clinch, frowning and panting: Jennie G steals a Jane k round with opportunistic power late.

R6: Krakowski shakes off Jennie’s poke, continues to force Garth backwards, hounding Jennie at the ropes. Garth grimacing under pressure, butt-in-cables, dukes-at-temples: Krakowski fetching that study Garth midsection a terrible whupping of thudding rights and lefts, Jane scoring to body, then leaning in heavy making Garth take the weight: every once in a while, Jane doubles-up cute off the body, trying to nip Jennie an uppercut betwixt the mitts. Not much back from Jennie--she’s ridden hard along all four aprons, just rolling her torso , staying compact, blocking and slipping what she can, Shutout Jane K.

R7: Garth regroups, once again dominates Krakowski in hard-hat and lunch-pail digging at close  quarters. CHUP-CHUP-CHUP three punch combos flowing back and forth--but Jennie’s finding choicer cuts of tummy, catching less arm and more rib as she works. Jennie also adept at clouting Krakowski’s breasts: Jane trying for jugmeat of her own but denied by Garth’s stingy defences. Though fought at close range, Jennie’s till utilizing s stubby little jab to startle Jane and set her up for right-hand clouts--Garth sends Krakowski to her corner looking frazzled through 7.

R8: Banging toe-to-toe--it’s been workmanlike most of the night, almost a hot sparring pace--but Garth turns it up, punching into Krakowski with loud, determined spanks. Jane backing up, baring her teeth bin hurt--when there’s separation, Jennie fills he gap by stepping forward behind her jab, punching Krakowski’s face. Ropes: Jennie on top, putting hard, clubbing lefts and rights together, Jennie very tidy with her shots, twisting her hips, putting her shoulder behind blows--Krakowski getting  rung up as Jennie’s mitts bounce off skull, bite deep to body. Jane ragged, reeling along the apron through 2 minutes of Garth pursuit--everything falls apart for Krakowski late, Jennie G: right uppercut bingo onna chin; tidy left hook onna jaw; digging left hook to liver as Garth eases onto her front (left) foot--Krakowski gurgling, wilts to her knees as Jennie steps back, nostrils flaring. Jane beats the count, but she’s shabby, eyes moist and forlorn as she takes the 8: Garth steps in hard-eyed,  mounts a brutal finishing flurry to mop up. Clubbing, short rights and lefts bombard Jane’s head and shoulders, loosening her up terribly--she’s clearly on her way down when ref steps in to cradle her to safety. TKO8 Jennie Garth.

After: Jennie G defends her niche with grinding consistency--Krakowski a flashier fighter in some respects, more flamboyant, more crowd-pandering--but consummate professional does her down tonight. “Krakowski’s still bragging about how she knocked out Cat Bell,” Garth sneers in post fight. “That was like, 5 years ago! Jane’s a has-been who’s best days are all behind her. Tonight, I showed her why she can’t get back in through me: Gonna have to try another door, honey!”

Reposted by Archer 12/25/10.