Posted by Simguy on 12/24/2006, 10:10 am.

Before: Newly branded Kristen Bell chipper in preflight--”I’m excited to be fighting under the Phoenix banner,” Bell says, “there’s a real shake-up-the-country-cloub mindset there that suits me--I can’t wait to show what I can do. I want to tear it up on Mila--really discourage her and beat her up before knocking her out, it’s important to me to do well in this debut.”

Kunis scowling, crossing her arms: Bell’s being very dismissive and Mila doesn’t like it. “Last time I checked, Krissy was getting her ass kicked by Kelly Packard.” Kunis snarls at the podium, glancing at Bell to gauge her reaction. “not just a little bit kicked--we’re talking every square inch of rump getting boot-polish on it--Bell’s totally overrated. Since I plan to beat HER up and knock her out, looks like she’s going to be totally disappointed as well!”

Kunis in belted red sport bikini (thin white belt), white aerobics shoes/socks, small white gloves--slick low ponytail. Kris in black lace push up, leopard print bikini bottoms, tan UGG boxing boots, small black gloves--messy battle-bun hair with bangs framing her face. (Simguy Note on the gloves--these are “Cat paw” brand gloves by Reyes--especially designed for the smaller flyweight fist--because of the snug fiot and short wrist, they do sort of resemble cat paws).

During R1: Kristen intent, eyes sparkling as she feints, steps out, circles in either direction, Mila hopping forward in her stances, dukes moving back and forth between brows and mouth: she’s pinging out a double-jab, looking to scoot-in and drop right hands. Bell’s lateral movement and upbeat tempo holding Kunis largely in check--a couple of spirited exchanges result as both girls hustle punches to tummy, then work up-torso to cash in o chin., Bell the quicker mitted lass in these exchanges, generally winning the race with her hook to Mila’s chin a split second before Kunis can connect.. Break: Mila shaking her head “No” as she’s walking back to corner--visible disdain for Kristen’s punching power. Round to Bell, however.

R2: Similar stuff--Mila stalking, trying to be the bully: Kris accepting or denying battle as she leases with her wonderful footwork and positioning. Mila scrappy--standing her ground and clawing furious bunches of tight punches whenever Bell slants in--but it’s Kris with the initiative. Bell circling for angles, coming in, snapping off combinations to the waist and ribs, then looking for forget-me-not hooks as she’s easing out into her right foot, Down the stretch, Bell lands such a hook: Kunis put wobbly butt--face suddenly bleak--she staggers on the spot, covering up earmuff as Bell smirks at the hurt, kris scoring extra cute-points as she’s walking to her corner, looking back over her shoulder into the Touchstone corner with a cocky little grin.

R3: Krissy’s seen enough--jumps Mila at the open to finish this thing,. TOORID lefts and rights--Bell slugging with elbows in close to her body, bat-batting into Mila’s ribs and jaw lines--Kunis driven back on her heels ro ropes and MILA’S HURT! Crowd screaming at the sheer ferocity of bell unleashed--little cat-paw mitts carving up in rising arcs from the hips; beautiful rhythm-changes as Bell will double up the left body and head in occasion, then drop the right. Kunis wilting, face-in-gloves--OH she’s taking a pasting, Minute mark, Bell ‘boating: she drops left to her side, jerks a right uppercut to Mila’s sternum; clouts a right to Mila’s jaw; licks a right uppercut to Mila’s chin. KBell grinning, placing her right hands all over Mila and KUNIS LANDS A RIGHT OF HER OWN! Mila absorbing, then answering--bending in a chopping right to pre-empt another Krissy right uppercut--BELL DROPS TYO ONE KNEE! Kristen chopped down to her right knee--staring, suddenly dazed--Mila snarling, clips a cheap left off Krissy’s shiny forehead as ref steps in to body brunette back. Bell takes 8, shaking her pretty head--she takes immediately to her bicycle as Kunis surges in, Bell runs the clock--Mila trying to corner bell and finish her--brunette legs can’t catch up as blonde escapes a disastrous third.

R4: bell settling down--cockiness replaced with a frown of concentration as she gets back to boxing. Clockwise rotation and a sharp, piercing jab--body and head. Tidy right hands--KBell leaning in close and chopping it tight to jaw, then leaning back out onto right (back) foot to claw the hook against chest and mouth. Mila snarling, coming forward--but getting pre-empted, then turned as Bell won’t stand and trade. Kristen rights the ship, shuts Mila out, reasserts tactical command in the fourth.

R5: Spirited stuff: Kunis convinced she can out-slug Kristen--brunette constantly seeking hot toe-to-toe to bring about Bell’s demise. Blonde reads and reacts--she’s willing to slant in and exchange in spots--but only when she sets the table for it, crowd-pleasing flyweight hup-hup underneath--both girls leaning forward, letting hands go to flat tummies, sturdy ribs--Bell taking the lion’s share of jug and chin in these bitter engagements.

R6: Mila bale to break Bell’s jab down with pressure and get on the  blonde a bit--Krissy responding with furious flurries inside, then using her wheels to sidestep Kunis aggression, Closest round of the fight--both able to fight their fight to some extent: neither imposing will this round.

R7: Mila finally cuts off the ring, out nabbing Bell for the first time tonight, Krissy laying in forehead to forehead, staying compact--she’s defensively very sound in close, blocking and rolling a lot of Kunis leather. Mila the busier however--constantly lapping at the bell midsection, clubbing at her head pushing and bumping her around. Kris relaxed, riding it out well--but clearly outworked as Kunis scrambles for points.

R8: Shutout Kristen bell. Packard-like ring generalship here as Bell calls on her legs to circle and outflank her girl mid ring. Krissy penetrating with her jab, punching back Kunis’ face and lumping her up nicely--Mila scowling, absorbing poke and stalking forward without getting off. Bell choosier with her slant-ins than she has been--she’s content to break Mila down from the outside, score touches, bag points.

R9: Mila very aggressive, willing to swing wild just to get inside--then she’s very rough with head, shoulders and elbows as Bell’s back hit’s the ropes. Kris content to manage Kunis inside rather than bang with her--bell very calm, keeping chin tucked, rolling her shoulders, dipping at the waist, blocking shots--Kunis spraying a lot of leather to arms, hips and shoulders  as choicer cuts of bell are hard to come by, Kunis scrounges for points--brunette feistiness making a fight of this thing down the stretch.

R10: Bell drops her hands, slumps into ropes to lure Kunis forward--Mila launches wild lefts and rights--all slipped and evaded as Krissy eventually spins off the apron to leg away. Bell at the minute mark: stopping, rotating her right arm in a slow, giant circle--then popping Mila a cutey-pie left jab in the mouth. Bell at the two minute mark, walking to her right--she suddenly steps in, ducks down while hauling a swift overhand right onto Mila’s chin--ringing blast has Kunis startled, allowing Bell to slide back out of range. Down the stretch, Bell dangling her arms, leaning forward, tempting Kunis off balance and humiliating her with the clowning, Some boos from the audience amongst the cheers--Bell polarizing the crowd with her antics. Finish line--Krissy polishes brunette tummy rubadub shoe-shine at the bell as Mila’s leaning forward behind her gloves. Kristen jumps away from a late Kunis hook--Mila obviously resentful of Kristen’s performance. UD10 Kristen Bell.

After: Some hot-tempered pushing and shocking in the aftermath--Bell embarrassing Kunis late and both girls have a take on it. “She’s trash!”: Mila blurts cheeks red with flyweight fury at Bell’s showboating. “I knocked her down and had her almost out--she should show me some friggin’ respect!”

Bell glowing, perky in post fight, “That’s just me,” she says of the ring-theatrics--”I like to spice things up and I like to get the crowd into it. I didn’t ‘boat to show Mila up--she’s taking this WAY too personal--I was just having fun in there. The truth is, Mila’s sore because I outclassed her, not because I taunted her or anything, I was putting my hands all over her body tonight and of course, that’s discouraging. So she lashes out at me afterwards, but seriously, it’s like--have some pride, you know?”

Reposted by Archer 12/24/10.