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24 December 2006 Lucy Pinder vs Britney Spears

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Posted by Simguy on 12/24/2006, 10:16 am.

Before: Jury’s out on powerful Pinder--zaftig import looks like the circus coming to town with a bustline you can balance a tea cup on. “we’ve got tape of Lucy brawling on French beaches,” Britney tells skeptics during preflight, “this girl can definitely bang and I’m looking for an action-packed, crowd-pleaser out of her. She IS busty, but we’re looking for more fight than just that. As `far as I’m concerned, Lucy Pinder’s as credible as ant top 20 name in the States.”

Pi8der getting stopped in her only previous Stateside encounter, but she’s upbeat and eager to make amends. “I definitely want to fight in America,” says the British stunner, “I feel at home here, and I feel may punch carries more weight here. American girls are flimsy--Britney’s more like myself, very sturdy. It will take loads of punishment to excuse her, but excuse her I shall.”

Whie string bikini, Britney--blonde curls up in messy beach bun, white gloves. Lucy in pale, pale bikini bikini, white gloves.

During R1: Britney: right hand stacked atop left, tummy and chest; she’s dipping forward at the waist while easing her back (right) foot back, turning her back (right) foot back, turning her shoulders to slip shots--idea being to fade backwards low and walk Lucy into hooks out of the crouch. Pinder advancing recklessly--dukes chest high, chin up--as she gets off, Spears rolls the punches, taking glancing blows off either shoulder. Midway through, Spears strikes pay dirt--catching Pinder a tugging hook under the chin: Lucy’s feet stamping spastic--PINDER GOES DOWN! Lucy back up quick, but obviously shaken--she takes a clear-eyed 8. Spears baits Lucy back to midring, fading Pinder to walk her forward. Right hand, Britney: short chopping shot--Brit bending into the blow, turning her  shoulder behind it--Pinder’s head tossing to starboard. Hard body shot hook, Britney--Spears twisting on her hips, tucking the mitt to pit of Pinder’s tummy: blurt of pain, Lucy--Brunette baby-stepping backwards to ropes with a stricken look. Cue beat down: Britney chin tucked, shoulders hunched--paws her way in with the jab, then gets to work thick on tummy and jug,. Smearing, short-swiping shots as Spears dips side to side, pulling her mitts into Lucy’s goodness--Britney turning into blows so as to finish up with either shoulder pressing in on Pinder. Welcome-to-the-FCBA first sees Pinder all staring and open-mouthed: Britney stomping barefoot and happy to her corner.

R2 Britney aggressive, taking the fight to Lucy toe-to-toe--Pinder backed to ropes under short, crunching American power shots. Spears SO compact--fists in tight to her chest and tummy--she’ll dip left to club a short right hand, tucking her shoulder in behind it; dip right to get a tidy hook, again with shoulders and hips moving through the motion. Shoulder-bumping and extended-left-elbow prods that help keep Pinder backpedaling--British beauty nard pressed at the ropes--she’s shipping wallop, Pinder really taking it in her tummy and jugs--Spears deliberately going body, intent on breaking this specimen down--Lucy starts to slosh back in kind. Second  minute intensely contested--heads hunched in close together--short, clubbing blows traded to tummies and jugs--Lucy’s able to bag her way off the apron, stepping Britney back with sheer weight of shot, Final minute a flat-footed, toe-to-toe donnybrook--women trading one brutal shot at a rime, thick and loud to jugs and midsection. Pinder puts a right uppercut onto Britney’s chin--Spears takes it well, but her answering left has nothing on it: girls race top right hands and Lucy CHECKS Britney’s chin--DOWN GOES SPEARS! Swiveling head-blast--Spears own right hand sailing as she corkscrews into the mat--blonde stunned on her back at the bell as Pinder roars in approval.

R3: Britney still woozy, eyes unfocused: she sets up butt-in-ropes, right hand stacked atop left chest and tummy--looking to slip and roll. Pinder: cocky grin, confident swagger--she sets up square, pushing and palming at Britney to prep--then brunette  swings away muscular, jugs a-sloshing in time to the slugging Spears nifty cute--taking punches on her shoulders as she rolls side to side; ducking low, or leaning back into ropes as she rotates her torso. Spears pulling Lucy into damp clinches--especially after any Pinder connect: Britney determined not to let Lucy put punches together. Pinder having it her own way, landing with succulent spank to the flanks, jug and tummy of her foe--but Spears doing a good job keeping her chin off the table as Lucy works hard, but can’t hurt her blonde in the third.

R4: Britney goes to ropes once again, looking shopworn, but eyes more alert--she’s gotten herself together. Spears slipping shots again, but now she’s countering--cleaning up Lucy’s body (CHUP) after every Pinder miscue. Lucy stubborn--continuing to slam away from directly in front--Pinder working very hard for mostly glancing contact and the odd spanking wallop in the body: Spears much the cleaner puncher in these exchanges. Britney warned for pulling Lucy behind her head--Spears clinching liberally, tieing up and bogging Pinder down--Britney helping herself to little cuffs and clouts in the clinches. Lucy growing accustomed to having Britney’s left arm riding ‘round behind brunette neck, pulling her in close.

R5: Pinder crossing the ring and looking to bang Britney at the ropes once again: Spears calm under pressure, riding it out in the pocket, then clinching, walking Lucy back to midring--Britney takes initiative from the minute mark. Still toe-to-toe, but Spears sliding ‘round Lucy’s left shoulder, turning Pinder midring, making her move her feet. Spears constantly nudging with her shoulder, rubbing with her head, really working Lucy over methodically with swiping clout. Britney snatching her hook across Lucy’s waist--blonde getting it off her left foot--then easing to her right foot to swipe hooks to chin or chest. Britney keeping the right at her cheek as she puts her left shoulder into Lucy’s chest--Spears nipping chopping little hammer-drop rights or nibbling right uppercuts--again, she’s able to get supple leverage off either foot. Pinder glum, really getting stroked--she’s gamely walking through, but she’s starting to break down under Spears’ slick slugging.

R6: Slugging: thick, sultry, sloshing power shots. Pinder drawing on fresh reserves, surprising Britney with resilience--brunette able to insist that Spears fight with her back t the ropes, Britney’s pocket defense superb--fists stacked, she points either shoulder at Lucy to slip shots with little dips--pushing and nudging Pinder off balance or tieing up for
Ref’s breaks. Lucy working hard to keep hands free, ignoring Britney’s elusive head to concentrate on tanned ribs, full arms and breasts--big, concussive spank handed out as Spears frowns in complaint. Britney still getting her touches, but she’s clearly outworked--content to let Lucy spend up some money in the sixth.

R7: Lucy with another strong first minute, bashing away at Britney on the ropes--Spears managing the threat like a consummate professional, turning triples into singles with cutey-pie slips, blocks, parries and clinches. Pinder’s breathing hard after sustained slugging--Britney clinches, walks brunette to midring at the minute mark: blonde takes over. Hard jabbing from Britney--snappy left hands up off her tummy, startling Lucy to face, Spears stepping to her right around stiff poke--she leans in, drops a sudden right hand onna chops to put Lucy wobbly butt. Pinder reacting like a fighter--she’s hurt, but comes forward slugging, eager to answer: Britney fades back, dragging her front foot while hooking Lucy’s  jugs off the right (back) leg. Pinder scowling at Britney’s clawing rack attack--Lucy stops coming: Britney drives in a right hand off the ball of her right foot. Shattering blast swivels Lucy’s head--she’s standing there stunned when Spears licks a hook off her hip, hand slams to jaw, Britney chopping it short from her chest. PINDER GOES DOWN! Catastrophic combination punching--Spears just so accurate with heavy blows in sequence--Lucy sleeps through the 10 count on her back. KO7, Britney Spears.

After: Pinder out for many anxious moments--gently brought around in stages--big banging Brit just a little too available for Spears’ accurate licks. Britney showcasing delicious skills--offensive and defensive--but also exhibiting heart in coming off the canvas against a big puncher. “Lucy can definitely crack,” says a weary, but upbeat Spears in post fight. “When she caught me in the second, I knew she’d changed the fight and I was legitimately hurt. I just got myself together and concentrated on taking her apart, The way she was throwing, I knew I could knock her out--I just had to be patient, get my touches and clean up whenever she got sloppy.”

Reposted by Archer 12/25/10.

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