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24 December 2010 Keeley Hazell vs Katy Perry

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Posted by simguy on 12/24/2010, 10:04 am

BEFORE: "I want to make a splash in America," Keeley explains in prefight, blinking prettily, looking busty. "Katy claims to be a hard puncher, but she has no idea: we've got big-jug power in The Kingdom, and we know how to use it!" Perry smirking, irreverent - making a big show of looking Keeley over from the podium, then rolling eyes in disgust. "I could go on and on about how bad I'm gonna kick Keeley's butt," Perry grins, "but I feel a song coming on: HIT IT!" Cue lights, music - Katy bursts into "Teenage Dream" - thoroughly perplexing the British side with randomness. Keeley in teal monokini; white gloves; hair back in scruffy beach ponytail. Katy in retro yellow bikini with bra style top/twist tied at jugs; white gloves; broad yellow hair-band holding hair off her face.

During R1: Keeley outslugging Katy in early, hooking Perry's jugs, kissing her chin lusty right hands. Perry taking all, but buffetted off stance - her own shots spraying as she misses the mark. Hazell hopping prettily forward after scoring - very deliberate as she locates position, lines Katy up, then belts her healthy, side-winding slobberknockers. All for naught as down the stretch, girls get to trading in close: Katy beats Keeley to lefts and rights at tidy range, shocking Hazell to her buns in a burst of sudden connects. Perry vocal - hooting "HOO-HAH!" as she's leaping away: poor Keeley sitting in a puddle, sniveling in confusion as she pushes up off her butt. Final moments a pumping, healthy clean up of Hazell's plump jugs at ropes: Katy plowing away both hands greedy, mouth grinning huge.

R2: Keeley continues to find Perry at range - catching her mouth a hook; slap-chopping a right hand hard across the breasts. Katy taking, baby-stepping sideways with clout, then righting herself and heaving back with gusto. Crowd pleasing stuff - girls steppin' and stumblin' about; big, healthy wallops setting both heaving racks a-jumpin'. Sloppy middle minute sees wild misses from both girls - fighters swinging for the fences, striking out. Katy able to calm down, tighten up stroke just a touch and score to belly and breasts late, evening out a wild second.

R3: Same again - Keeley hopping-to, jugs a-jumpin' - she's aggressive, pawing out her left, slopping home rich right hands in hopes of clobbering Katy out of there. Perry wading in, risking destruction with devil-may-care abandon: all talk of moving her head now long forgotten as she seeks Keeley's chin. Vicious trade in rights and lefts evolves...Keeley moving backward, looking spooked as punches just graze her chin when all of sudden: BOOMING left hook checks Hazell's chin! Keeley flopping to her back as though shot - Katy squealing with delight - leaning over Keeley to taunt her until ref intervenes: Hazell actually able to fight off the KO, but she's a swaying, shabby wreck at ropes. ON COMES KATY...AND SHE'S JUG-HUNGRY! Oh lord, the rack taken: Katy in there all hup-hup-hup - crowding close and ransacking Keeley's mouthwatering bosom with chugging, shoulder-shrugging glee! Keeley sputtering, sagging into ropes, hands dropping to her side, head lolling back to bare her throat...REF STEPS IN! TKO3 in shocking fashion as stunned Keeley gives up her jugs to rampaging Katy!

After: Perry cavorting, kissing and hugging everyone from her own entourage to random ring-card girls who get too close. Poor Hazell blinking, swaying, tits glowing a rosey pink from the pounding bombardment that stopped her. Jennifer Ellison at ringside tweets: "Katy stops Keeley to jugs...how pathetic is Hazell? She's blubbering with quit!" Ouch. HBO fearing the worst during a Christmas broadcast, slaps in Swan Lake tape just in case...(mgr feel free to input here - wasn't sure if Perry's the type to indulge or not)