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24 October 2003 Claire Danes vs Kelly Monaco

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Posted by Simguy on 10/24/2003, 6:08 pm

Before: Monaco trying to rattle Claire in preflight--brunette slaps Danes’ faces during a photo-shoot inc calculated attempt to get under the finesse-fighter’s skin. Danes rubbing her cheek, grinning, bur hard-eyed as security gets  involved: Claire is not amused, “I’m dedicating this fight to Eliza Dushku,” mocks Danes at one point, “just to remind her what a dominant fighter is supposed to do in the ring.” Claire in red bra strap strap bikini, Kelly in black lace push up, yellow boy cut trunks.

During R1: Sustained, furious body punching from the unlikely fists of Claire Danes, Claire lathering  on the mustard, bawdy lefts and rights, teeth bared as she licks ‘em ion. Monaco in shock, soaking up half a dozen brazen blows, finally starts swinging from her heels, but Danes bends low, lets the punches sail over top, pivots sweetly to the left and digs back in. Danes just AT Kelly, tearing up great chunks of Monaco breadbasket, then swivel-pivoting to the left--Monaco swinging desperately at air and taking a murderous roping to her ribs and tummy, Two and half minutes in--it’s all too much, Kelly pulls back groaning, turns to the side and sinks to her haunches, hugging at ruined abs as Claire lords it over her, singing taunts as the ref pushes her back. Claire tidies up boxing to the bell, stinging Monaco’s face the jab as the brunette over-protects shellacked midsection.

R2: Kelly wary, weight on her back foot--now Danes is on her with familiar slap n’ slip. Claire tucking her chin behind the left shoulder, chiseling and scraping her stick against Monaco’s face, across the top of her head, pivoting to the left with her lead foot in a bucket. Monaco bravely swinging, connecting on glancing blows--Claire refusing to create space--she wants to be in the thick of it, tearing at her girl. More body shots--Claire getting a juicy right hand to the pit of Monaco’s stomach. Jug work--Claire rolling her shoulders, smoothing in saucy lefts and rights to Kelly’s jampacked bra, Hesitation rights on the face--Claire stepping to spots with her jab measures, then bending in to clock face with wet spanking impact.

R3: Danes systematically pounding away on Kelly’s body--blonde knows the best way to nullify a power puncher is by sapping the power plant early. Monaco shriveling, hunching forward all covered up--Danes stroking her fists out wide to slash at hips and lower back, dig in behind elbows. Claire getting off in gaudy, loose limbed flurries, but conscientiously sliding to the side--Kelly just can’t get set to punch as Claire changes up the angles. Monaco wobbly butt, broken down and near tears at the bell--sheer accumulation has her in a bad way through 3.

R4: Danes sells it like she’s coming in--Monaco cringes forward, sheltering her gut--Claire skips a tight right/left uppercut combo off the girl’s overhanging forehead., Danes ambling to her right, spitting jabs, rocking back from a groggy Monaco hook, leaning back in with a splattering right cross--Kelly’s head torqued to the side, mouthpiece shooting off her teeth--she’s drowsy, glassy-eyed. NOW Danes goes body--hook, hook, hooking that aching tummy, smiling at the trembling give in Monaco’s legs. Kelly misses a sweeping right, paws a left--Claire knifes just inside it, fitting her left uppercut to the point of Kelly’s chin. Monaco comes apart, clattering back on numb legs--Claire striding forward, slinging left and right crosses as she steps into the blows, pounding her fists flush off Kelly’s astonished face. MONACO GOES DOWN!  Heartbreaking punches beat Kelly across the ring, dropping her to her back at the ropes--Danes chortling loving the sight--she’s finally pushed back but the delay doesn’t help Monaco. TKO4 Claire Danes--devastated Kelly can’t get off her back.

After: Wow--expensive pre-fight slap fights lights a fire under Claire. Danes comes out razor sharp, breaks her girl down with withering body work, but maintains her elusive, angular attack in one of the strawberry blonde’s best ever efforts. Claire helping herself to sobbing, ramshackle brunette in the aftermath--glorious walk of shame as Danes treats Monaco to humiliation, stopping to pose above Dushku’s ringside seat. Eliza nonplussed, arms crossed, tongue in cheek, shaking her head I disgust--Claire just basking in the moment.

Reposted by Archer 11/21/10.

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