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24 September 2010 Heidi Klum vs Anna Torv

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Posted by simguy on 9/24/2010, 10:46 am

 

BEFORE: "I've been overlooked by the FCBA," Klum complains in prefight. "I'm easily the equal of Cindy Crawford or Charlize Theron - it's time that I was given the canvas to strut my stuff!" Torv upbeat - friendly with press beforehand: she's acting every inch the favourite. "The pressure's on," Anna grins at podium. "The way Gem's been lighting up wenches in sparring, I know she's going to brace Prejean, and I'll want to keep pace on Klum. I'm hoping for a stoppage; Heidi's tough, but I'm feeling my oats, and it's time to stretch a girl out!" Anna in butterscotch bra-style bikini; long blonde hair in slick low ponytail; small black gloves. The Klumster in black sport-cut top bikini; small black gloves; hair drawn back into tidy brawler's bun.

During R1: Klum placing jabs early - scoring to Anna's face while circling counterclockwise. Long-jab leads to sliding right hands/rangy hooks: Anna taking a long-limbed face-pasting early. Torv: eye brows high/eyes closed/lips parted, startled as Heidi has her way early. Anna stalking her model - crouching/flat footed - pawing the left/looking to loop over the top righty. Down the stretch, Heidi lights Anna up the check right uppercut, wobbling Torv's butt. Anna soaks it up, hooks Klum's jaw as Heidi's committing to follow up, putting KLUM wobbly butt. Torv rallying in dying moments - measuring with extended lefts, then POUNDING Klum's jugs a rangy right/left to steal close points at bell.

R2: Klum sliding to her right, showing a classy poke: length, stiffness both problematic as Anna's repulsed early. Torv still in that menacing, flat-footed crouch, stalking Heidi - pawing the left to measure, then looking for hard right hands: Torv swinging heavy, but also exposed to a surprisingly educated check right hook as Klum punches-with to good effect. Midway point - fierce exchange sees both blondes turn each other's chin as rangy lefts and rights fly...Anna's hurt, but hooking hard off her right (back) leg to keep Klum from cleaning up. Final moments - Klum shadowing Anna along the apron...Heidi lunges in, catches Torv a long, spearing right cross: Anna driven into ropes, legs buckling at bell.

R3: Heidi the aggressor - walking Torv down behind a spearing jab: Anna troubled, lumping up from poke. Torv using right hand to parry opposing stick while volleying back her own left hand: stiff, straight ripostes starting to crack smartly against Klum's face, taking her jab away. Heidi shows peek-a-boo at minute mark: Anna bends in and down, sweeping a wide right sidearm loud across German waist. Heidi groaning, backing away in discomfort: Anna jabs guard - steps in strong - dips left shoulder to hook gut. Ropes: Klum in earmuff, back on cables...Anna hard-eyed, switching her hips left/right as she smites waist right/left. Anna jabs guard to pin Klum down: back to the waist via thick, painting right/left - Anna getting her hips and back into it. Resetting behind the jab - Torv has Klum trapped: Heidi mouthbreathing - covered up secure in earmuff, but sponging up shellack amidships. Patient, destructive stuff - Anna stays on Klum, reducing her to the body, while jabbing her to fix position. Klum crippled, hands on hips and dragging in deep breaths after the bell.

R4: Anna pushing the pace - flinging out her jab and lunging into hard right crosses - daring Heidi to pick up the blitz. Klum backpedaling - she can't punch backing up: Anna's nailing her on the mouth righty, smoking her to ropes. Klum showing distressed peek-a-boo - trying to hunch forward so elbows can protect gut: Anna squares away, gets after the flanks lusty - chopping in behind either Klum elbow. Thick, strapping stuff - Anna's hips popping side to side - snatching licks ripping up Klum's chassis and HEIDI GOES DOWN! Slow, groaning descent...Klum grimacing on all fours, shuddering on the spot. Torv nods firmly - struts away hands on hips: that's it for Klum. KO4 Torv as Heidi can't get off her knees.

AFter: Cocky grins and good natured ribbing in Torv's corner as Gemma Arterton joins her, pointing out it took twice as long to excuse Klum as it did Prejean: looks like boxing has a new pair of "chin-checkers". "I like the sound of that," Anna smiles when told of the media label. "Although, in this fight, you might want to call me a body-checker or rib-checker - I definitely had the better of Heidi downstairs!"

 

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