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24 January 2004 Kaley Cuoco vs Elisha Cuthbert

Page history last edited by Archer844 14 years ago

 

 

Posted by Simguy on 1/24/2004, 9:05 am.

 

Before: Electric match up between two crowd-pleasing young blonde up and comers—sense is they’ll be battling each other for years scrapping for dominance in a division that might not be big enough for the two of them. “Yeah, I feel the tension, “ Elisha admits in a focus interview for BLONDE! magazine. “We’re both really pretty, really athletic girls, we’re what fans expect to see when they shell out PPV bucks and that’s what makes this a big fight.” Cuoco shares the sentiment. “There’s special chemistry anytime hotties hook up, and there’s a special pressure: we both SO want to beat the other girl and look good doing it. It’s like Britney and Charisma—people compare them and just want to see them fight, even though Chris really isn’t in Brit’s league and Elisha’s not really in mine.” Tawdry pink cotton camisole top, bare midriff, panties Cuoco; white battle bikini ‘Lishy.

 

During R1: Cuoco stepping around her jab, circling tactically, looking things over and then KALEY GOES~DOWN! Rocketing right hand out of nowhere from Cuthbert—timed to perfection over Kaley’s stick and Cuoco’s pancaked to her back, face twisted in pain at the minute mark as crowd roars to its feet, Cuoco SOMEHOW to her feet with an eternity on the clock—ON COMES CUTHBERT! Grinnin’ ‘Lishy squares away, helps herself to those world class abdominals, shrugging her shoulders sexy, fitting in thumping lets and rights, shouldering Kaley back into the ropes to reset her. Elisha showing poise, maturity—working Kaley over, but not getting crazy—good leverage on the body shots, making Kaley feel the weight, not letting her clinch or spin off the topes. Cuoco covering up high, but getting ROASTED amidships—she’s suffering AND CUTHBERT GOES DOWN! Elisha just working, busily beating her girls about the ears and midsection when Kaley squeezes off a tight counter left uppercut from her guard. Cuthbert up quick—shaking off the clout at the bell—she got the better of things, but Kaley ate up a lot of the stagger with that shot.

 

R2: Kaley wants to be the boxer—Cuthbert trying to force her way inside and brawl: both girls get their way at points, Rhythm essentially Cuthbert negotiating Kaley’s darting jab, using good bobbing and weaving torso movement to get to Cuoco’s chest then work the midsection, Kaley just not forfeiting the trenches—she grinds away cheek to cheek, using her shoulder and head to push at Cuthbert, create openings for slashing work amidships as well, Hearty give and take—young beauties fighting like they don’t know how to get tired.

 

R3,4: Rousing give and take continues—Kaley a little more technically oriented—she’ll use the ring, makes moves at the ropes to keep her back clear, use her jab to spread Cuthbert out. Elisha not getting outclassed though—excellent head movement and her own occasional, but jarring jab to the chest are creating a lot of spots for her. Very tough rounds to score—Kaley prettier outside, but not really hurting Cuthbert—Cuthbert wanting to grind it out mouth on shoulder, but when she gets there, Kaley’s hustling to gut like she loves it in there too.

 

R5: Kaley scoring to her left jabbing, gliding, then suddenly edging in and scoring that vicious lead left hook, catching all of Cuthbert’s chin and DROPPING HER TO ONE KNEE! Elisha staring, swooning—Kaley skips past with a confident smile—Cuthbert  takes a swaying 8. Cuoco wading in cold-eyed, palming Cuthbert’s shoulders and bracing her against the ropes—Kaley clearly wanting to repay every punch Cuthbert rocked her with in the first and getting down to similar business. Thick ‘n beefy about the waist—Kaley really sink’em in, then shouldering Elisha off, rifling straight rights/lefts up top to keep Cuthbert covered. Gut check for ‘Lishy—she’s soaking up hurt, tilting forward, getting straightened up and worked over—she soaks it up bell to bell. Cuoco chesting up and hooting in Elisha’s drowsy face at the break—ref pulls’em apart.

 

R6: Elisha’s flat footed, wounded, but she comes out winging tight overhand rights and brawling lefts, clipping Kaley’s head and making he stand in one spot. Cuoco right back at Cuthbert, dipping her shoulder and slugging to the body with both mitts a-pumping. C8uthbert pitching in a wide right behind the elbow, then looping it to Cuoco’s left ear--both girls starting to stagger on impact, regrouping, piling back on. Midring—they trade blunt rights on the teeth, trade hooks on the chin—CUTHBERT’S LEGS DON’T LIKKE IT! Cuoco smells blood: shrugging in that supple left to the body, weight on her front foot, she twists to the right, snapping the hook around tight and CUTHBERT GOES DOWN! ‘Lishy rolling dreamy to her back, staring up at the lights—IT’S OVER! IT’S OVER! NO IT’S NOT! Cuthbert rolls to her side, gets up, reels sea-sick to the ropes and hangs onto the top strand to earn her 9 count. ON COME KALEY! Cuoco extending the left to stabilize Cuthbert then PLOWING home the right to the chin. HEAD SNAP CUTHBERT! Little ‘Lishy out on her feet, hands down, leaning to her left—she slumps to the canvas under a swishing hall of Cuoco lefts and rights. Bell sounds—Krushers flood the ring, maybe impede the count and get their girl to the corner, Elisha gets salts, dowsed in ice water, neck rubbed—anything to bring her around during the break.

 

R7: Kaley intense as she bares down—right hand at her mouth, she stamps in the jab, pounding away to the brows and face, getting sickening head movement from Cuthbert who’s wobbly butt just from stick. Lishy’s head movement’s gone—gloves at her lips, she’s drowsy, available, Cuoco hooking off the jab, hooking Cuthbert’s right side, slicing in the right cross—it’s all working for Kaley as Elisha reacts only after the punches land. Round ends to the sight of Kaley reefing FURIOUSLY at Elisha’s right side as Cuthbert leans forward off the ropes, Cuoco stomping her foot in frustration at the bell as Elisha sags into the strands, blubbering in shock, but defiantly refusing to go down.

 

R8: Kaley flat footed, open mouthed—but still the boss, shouldering her jab in, timing the right hand to Elisha’s mouth, hook-hook-hooking those achy rightside ribs. Cuthbert showing a little savvy—she’s desperately hurt, but she’s reaching under Kaley’s arms to hug, clinching for breaks, even stepping around behind the ref to buy a little time during her retreats, Kaley switching focus to Cuthbert’s jugs to discourage clinches—tight, chugging assault has Elisha despondent as her breast are roundly pounded. Cuoco another shutout, but it’s not damaging: Cuthbert getting her legs back under her.

 

R9: Cuthbert gets respect with an early hook high on the head—Kaley cautious ducking out, going back to the jab to prep her girl. Midway point, Cuthbert blinking, unable to get away from that stick—Kaley just systematically pounding away at ‘Lishy’s cuteness with

With heartless persistence, Great jabbing round for Cuoco—she cuts ‘Lishy up bad, closes that left eye and has her foggy with pain through 9.

 

R10: Kaley POURIONG herself at Cuthbert, baring her teeth with the effort of pulling rights and lefts onto her wilting foe—Cuthbert backpedalling, out of it—just there to be beaten. Elisha swinging back at random, clawing punches across Kaley’s breasts and Cuoco doesn’t like it—she nuzzles in tight, pumping lefts and rights up into Cuthbert’s jugs and suddenly the two are snuggle-punching each other silly! Cheek to cheek, eyes welling up with tears—young beauties shortening up their strokes, just trying to pack in compact leather. Kaley finally steps straight back, wanting her distance and takes a LOOPING RIGHT HAND ON THE FACE! Kaley steps in a fence post hole—wanders to her right with a distraught, woozy “hey, my legs don’t work” expression. ON COMES CUTHBERT! Elisha stumbling forward and crowd the punching, but ‘Lishy won’t have it, Cuthbert mindless, just bending her knees and hoisting leather up into jugs and tummy and KALEY GOES DOWN! Drooping, slow-mo knockdown—Cuoco sort of melting to all fours, sitting back on her haunches—exhausted tears streaming down her face and IT’S OVER! Seconds left to go in the tenth—Kaley Cuoco gives it up in heartbreaking fashion—KO10 Elisha Cuthbert.

 

After: Tears and teddy bears—Cuthbert bawling in Janet Jones’ arms, Cuoco shaking, all used up—blondes just poured their hearts and souls into this one. Elisha still blubbering a little when she pushes her way through to Kaley—Cuoco still sobbing—blonde take blonde for a weepy walk of shame—pretty intense emoting as Cuthbert displays her conquest. Kaley unhappy when it’s over, jostling Cuthbert, unable to accept the verdict—Elisha shoving boozily back—officials intervene as hard feelings spill overtime.

 

Reposted by Archer 3/16.10

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