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17 April 2010 Jennifer Garner vs Adrianne Palicki

Page history last edited by Archer844 13 years, 9 months ago

 

 

Posted by simguy on 4/17/2010, 10:15 am

 

 

BEFORE: "She's got a similar style and build to Charlize," Jen says of her opponent in prefight, "so people are saying Adrianne matches up well with me - but not every tall blonde can fight the way CT did. I'm very curious to see if Palicki can summon talent under big-fight pressure. She's got a long way to go before anyone's seriously going to mention her in the same breath as Theron!" Adrianne gushing: can't say enough good things about Jennifer Garner. "Oh, she's my idol for sure," Palicki beams. "It's funny - with people comparing me to Charlize...I was always rooting for Jen in her wars with Theron - I always wanted to fight like Garner and be respected the way she was. Now, I have to prove I measure up. She's got my respect: now I have to earn hers." Jennifer in bright baby blue bra style bikini; hair tied off her face; white gloves; white shoes/no socks. Palicki in white sport-cut bra and bikini bottoms; white shoes/no socks/white gloves; long blonde tangly-curls tied back off her face. Interesting aside: JG has ALAINA HUFFMAN in camp - best known for being the Charlize Theron of the comic-con fighting circuit.

During R1: Jen circling to her right...feinting...pawing the overhand jab, then jumping in on Adrianne with right/left/clinch routine. Jen walking Adrianne around in the graps, shoving her off: veteran letting kid know she's stronger. Palicki trying to get set in her stance, but Jen's counterclockwise movement coaxing the kid into pursuit, disorganizing her, rendering her vulnerable to Garner's subtle punch-n'-clutch. E-Z breezy shutout, Jen Garner.

R2; Same again - Garner shorter, but doubling up her jab to outjab the taller girl midring. Jen using feints to set up her penetrations: she's closing on Pallicki before Adrianne can react. Jen chopping in one or two short licks, then bodying up to walk Adrianne around: Garner getting underneath her girl, showing strength, making Pallicki move her feet. During the break, trainer tells Adrianne: "awright kid, get the stardust out of yer eyes. Time to wake up and hurt that girl."

R3: Jen pawing the overhand right, lunging in to smite Adrianne's jaw stout right hands: Pallicki smote, driven backwards early. Adrianne unpacking the jab - right (back) heel up off canvas as she finally gets into her stance, issuing stiff poke to back Jennifer off. Second minute - Jen comes up short on a right hand as Palicki leans back: limber blonde flows forward with slinging sidearm right off her hip, clouting Jen whippy to chin. Garner stepping in fence post holes, looking startled: Pallicki licks a supple bolo-right uppercut to chin; mates it with another splashing sidearm right to jaw and JENNIFER GOES DOWN! Garner blown to all fours, eyes wide, glassy, and blinking...she's up rickety. Shabby 8 Jen: she's just lifting her mitts up when Palicki steps in wide...flopping a jab up top to screen, then sloshing a glorious, rangy sidearm right LOUD to waist. Vicious condor-swipe body shot slumps Jen staring in ropes: Palicki arches her back into lanky left uppercut, picking up Jen's chin neat. Jen staring goggle-eyed, hands dropping: Adrianne clouts her a sidearm right wide to chin; clips her an extra left uppercut off the left leg and DOWN GOES JENNIFER GARNER! JG smote, dazed - she's dropped to all fours again, tummy panting in and out, mouth open in shock. Garner up at 8, but reeling...HERE COMES ADRIANNE! Palicki striding in with a monster overhand right, crashing onto Jen's chin with freight-train force. Jen's mouthpiece shoots off her teeth as she's rocked back into ropes...shades of Hearns/Duran and Garner slops forward to nose in at Adrianne's feet. KO3 Palicki in spectacular fashion!

After: BLONDE! Headlines trumpet: "RETURN OF THE CHIN-CHECKER!" As Adrianne Palicki lands the shot heard round the world. "The End for Jen Garner?" Another BLONDE! article queries in days to come...media circling like vultures after stunning triumph of youth over experience. "When she went down, all I thought was 'FINISH HER!'" Adrianne gushes in postfight. "I'm lucky I hurt her initially - but I worked hard to finish her - it's something I pride myself on, and I'm just thrilled to have cleaned up Jen Garner like this!" Classy Garner coming over to shake the kid's hand in the ring afterwards, but veteran clearly downcast after the whack. Shades of another long blonde right handed walloper than Jen just can't seem to shake

 

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