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26 November 2010 Elodie Frege vs Katy Perry

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Posted by simguy on 11/26/2010, 9:30 am

BEFORE: Young Perry making her highly anticipated FCBA debut - she's looking forward to spectacular success against Elodie: "I basically want to leave her looking like I threw her down a flight of stairs," Katy bubbles enthusiastically in prefight. "Ultimately, I see me slamming through Kaley Cuoco to get to the top 10, and then titles will follow. People tell me I'm too raw for FCBA competition right now, but whatever: it's a fist fight, right? I've won every minute of every fight I've ever been in, and a bunch of snooty girls looking down their noses at me aren't going to change that!" Frege not releasing English-language statements before the fight, but BLONDE! Europa translates: "Katy Perry is soft in her tummy, and she lacks quality," the French girl states. "She will drown in French quicksand when I get her in the ring!" Katy in bright bubble-gum pink 60s retro bikini with twist-tie top and hips; white gloves; shoulder length hair with swept bangs. Elodie in elegant blank bikini; black gloves; blonde hair loose.

During R1: Perry smiling, rushing at Elodie, swinging punches from the hips: Frege smudges Katy's jugs a don't-hurt-me jab, slides away from pressure to her right. Katy stomps-to...right onto a stuffing French right to the pit of the tummy, bunching Katy up "OH!". Frege pushing off, clouting Katy's breasts a calling-card hook, then retreating to set up pocket at ropes. Katy stomps-to, tightening up stroke to batter away side-to-side left/rights in concussive bursts: Frege covering up, taking the blows on her arms, then calmly pulling Katy into clinch behind her head. Ref pushing bodies apart - Katy hurling herself at Frege again: Elodie runs Katy's mouth onto a right hand, then ties her up snug for break. That's the way of it - Katy energetic, slugging hard, but basically unproductive: French vixen calm and cute off the ropes - pre-empting Katy, then snuggling her up to minimize hurt/steal points.

R2: Elodie smoothly to her left, feinting, then jabbing her left hand thick to jug - really twisting fist into flesh. Katy snarling, winging back righty: vicious punches whistling past Elodie's face as French girl leans just out of range. Frege sliding back, ducking low, rising to wrap Katy up tight around her ribs: American visibly frustrated, wriggling and squirming to extricate herself, but Frege holding her tight for breaks, even using the heel of her right hand to grind on Katy's breasts in the clinches. Perry controlled and vexed again - she's just not getting off at the right times or distances as Frege proves classy through 2. Perry berating the official en route to her corner: "Hey buddy - she's working my rack in the clinch. It's not like you can you miss it - you been staring at my hooters since I got here!"

R3: Katy jabbed on her mouth; smoked righty across her breasts; hooked hard in her tummy: Elodie letting her hands go a bit - getting off on Katy, sliding back from her, then walking her into cozy clinches. Katy squirming, shouting at ref to "BREAK!" with her arms out to the side: young Perry just not getting her terms. Elodie playing the angles, bending at the waist to move her head, coming out of crouches to gobble Katy up in clinches...meanwhile, French girl tucking in enough sneaky clips and clouts to score more nuisance points. Down the stretch, Frege bares her teeth, issues a savage side-to-side scrubbing of Katy's breasts, stunning the American with unguessed ferocity: Elodie showing classic French elan where Katy's jugs are concerned. 3 rounds to nil, Frege: Katy unhurt, but obviously flustered at French committment to tummy-on-tummy squirming.

R4: Katy pasting away - teeth bared - shoulders twitching side to side as she slugs in horizontal plane: Elodie brushed back, forced to circle to her left, probing with her jab. CRASHING wide right finds the Frege jaw at last: blonde knees buckle...Elodie suddenly dewy-eyed and harmed, stumbling away to ropes. Katy yelping with glee, bouncing after Frege: Perry blasting away right/lefts in vicious side to side delivery, fists bashing biceps/pec, slugging Frege's guard apart. Elodie panic-stricken for the first time - laying on ropes, trying to push Katy off: Perry leaning in, hurling fists at Elodie's head without a care in the world. Right hand caroms off Frege's forehead; left hand toggles chin; right hand pounds off left eye; right hand pounds off left ear as Frege's hands drop to her lap, her body relaxing into ropes. Katy pushing her left into Frege's chest to stack her, then POURING in righty: crazy, crashing stuff from Katy Perry bounces Elodie's head around, pounding her out on her feet. Katy mindless, consumed with KO-lust - she just keeps reaching under Elodie's limp arms, stacking the French girl up, then pasting her extra - Katy's back (right) foot skipping up off canvas as she pitches in righty. Ringsiders screaming "SACRE BLEU!" and "MON DIEU!" as helpless Frege sponges hurt. Ref finally moves in as poor Elodie's slack and unresponsive. TKO4 Katy Perry in hamfisted fashion!

After: Perry squealing, leaping away as Elodie is cradled to safety: raw as predicted, but violent as hell, she simply beats Elodie Frege into stupor - actually robbing herself of the KO (instead of the TKO) by repeatedly stacking Elodie up rather than letting her fall! "I guess I shouldn't have kept punching her when she was out," a giddy Katy P admits in postfight, "but I basically check my brains at the door and do my thinking with my mitts in the ring! I see a girl, I start swinging, and I don't stop, you know? CALIFORNIA IN THE HOUSE!" That's it for rational commentary from Perry - she's suddenly joined in the ring by her band, busting out her new smash hit "I Punched A Girl, and I Liked It!"