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26 November 2010 Kate Hudson vs Nicole Scherzinger

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Posted by simguy on 11/26/2010, 9:39 am

 

Before: "I just want to give Nikki a great, great fight," Kate says in prefight. "I'm no cupcake anymore - I'm sturdy, I'm tuff, and I'm bringing pressure and punishment to Nikki's doorstep. She's fast and classy - we all know this - but I think we'd all agree that she's not all that rugged. Kate Hudson gets in your ribs, you got problems: Nicole's going to have to deal with that!"

 

Scherzinger dead serious - still very sensitive over nagging criticisms about her heart and fighting spirit. "Make no mistake," Nicole says at podium, eyes flashing, "Kate Hudson is being brought in to be cut down by me. It's her job to take a beating; it's my job to give her one, and look DAMN good doing it. This type of fighter canNOT challenge me: I'm too fast, too slick, too good. I won't shy away from being better in every category - in fact, I'm GUARANTEEING victory. The next time you see Kate, she'll be hurting!"

 

Kate in tiger-print bandeau bikini; curly locks drawn back in battle bun, ringlets framing face; small black work out gloves. Nicole in black bikini top - ring connect; leopard print bottoms; slick black low ponytail.

During R1: Kate scooting-to - stubby straight right hands followed by curt double hooks threaten Nikki's chest/chin. Scherzinger in wide stance - pivoting to either side, dragging that front (left) foot...she's trying to be elusive while staying in range to pinpoint Kate with either mitt. After initial success, Kate basically shut out: Nikki with a dangling left hand cuffing hooks/dropping in tangy rights - leaning well back in wide stance to keep herself safe from Hudson's whistling receipts. Bell: snarling Scherzinger lights up Kate's trunks via whip-licking left hand...blonde girl crying out, bunching up; ref grabbing Nikki by both biceps and walking her back. Ref warning Nicole, but Scherzinger barking back: "She was trying to get big on me and THAT CAN'T HAPPEN, REF!"

R2: Kate bobbing head/crossing arms - shooting a stubby straight right to locate Nikki's chest, then trying to clip across brisk hooks. Nicole's weight on back (right) leg - lips curling off teeth as she snarls, cuffs hooks, leans away while waiting for spots to drop in sharp right hands. Katie taking quite the face-pasting - sturdy blonde legs answering the call, but Scherzinger really dressing it up, outscoring Hudson by healthy margin. Bell: Nicole chesting up, forcing blazing eye contact...Kate chest-pushes her away and ref jumps in as tempers flare.

R3: Katie fights her way in, landing torrid quartets of lefts and rights against Nikki's ribs. Scherzinger frowning, pushing Kate off by her shoulders, taking swipe-hooks and gambling right hands across her mouth in receipt: blonde girl bullying brunette early. Bitter fighting along ropes as Kate pounds at Nicole's shiny hips/flanks...supple dancer bending and rolling, eventually squirting out to the side, moving back to midring. Midway through - Nikki with a sleek roll-right to slip Kate's right - Scherzinger back with a bolo right uppercut off right (back) leg: there goes Kate's mouthpiece 3 feet into the air. Hudson seriously hurt for the first time: she's stepping in fence post holes, trying to get her balance. Nicole shifting right - getting an angle on Kate's left flank from which to lash home hateful buggy-whip right hands. Gruesome, hollow thumping noise of these blows draws moans of sympathy from crowd, challenges Katie's curvy legs to hold her up. Bell: Hudson panting, demoralized...she's helpless to prevent the oily black coolness of Nicole's ponytail from striping face.

R4: No quit in Katie...she pushes forward in crossed arm, cringing under a withering assortment of sinewy lefts and rights that take her in the waist, behind the elbows, about the ears. Nicole pivoting right in wide stance, dangling the left hand to tempt Katie: Hudson takes the bait - throws adventuresome rights, only to be routinely picked up by Nikki's sleek roll-and-counter bolo right uppercuts. Hudson staggering by the minute mark, eyes bleak, face slack with punishment - she's pawing for Nicole, trying to locate her, only to eat vicious licking bursts in reprisal. Midway through, Nikki ends it thus: licking left come-along hook off the right leg; dive-in right hand kissing Katie's face, punching her into pouting stupor. Hudson stunned, eyes blinking as she extends arms on reflex: snarling Nicole jotting out elastic, straight lefts and rights, punching Katie's face with heartbreaking accuracy as blonde girl backpedals. Hudson eventually stumbling down under the springy swats and pokes...she's on her back, blinking up as Nicole's looming over her, bellowing. Ref pushes Nikki away, issues the ten count as brave, but outclassed blonde makes repeated attempt to roll over her right side. KO4 in savage fashion, Nicole Scherzinger.

After: Has Wiz created a monster? Kate a good sturdy blonde absolutely shredded tonight by Nicole...boos cascading down as a still-seething Nicole pulls woozy blonde girl up for a heinous walk of shame. "It's not right," Aly Michalka tweets. "Nikki's lost her sh*t." Sarah Carter another critic of Scherzinger's hardline: "Nicole cheated...and ponytail looks fake." BLONDE! Magazine furious with Scherzinger's brazen new attitude and rude blonde-busting fists - Nikki rising up the list the "10 Brunettes Who Must Be Beaten" list with this comprehensive win.


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