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26 November 2010 Lady Gaga vs Amanda Seyfried

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Posted by simguy on 11/26/2010, 9:35 am

(note: this might be in preparation for Gaga/Aguilera? Not sure: Lady G's a busy little slugger these days).

Before: "Gaga's still honing her skills," Amanda assesses in prefight. "She shows a lot of different looks, and she's hard to prepare for because of that, but I think I can decide this issue up the gut on her. I know I'm sturdier, and I've got a champion's heart: I'll take stout over flash any day!" Lady G still adapting her successful club-fighting style to a more professional look - she knows she's a work-in-progress. "The clubs teach you to be aggressive and fearless," Gaga relates at podium, "but nobody tells you a thing about defence. I think that's the big adjustment: if I could just get hit by a few less punches each round, I know I've got the physical tools to overwhelm girls. I just can't let them get their grubby mitts on me so much!" Seyfried in pink bra and panties; small white gloves; hair long, tied of her face. Gaga in leopard print bikini; small black gloves.

During R1: Gaga bouncing on her toes, left hand low/right shoulder height. Amanda rushing in - looking to body Gaga to ropes, then punish her...Lady trying to squirm out from underneath, get separation, let her hands go. High-energy, but chaotic stuff - neither girl all that effective. Amanda IS shooting in at will and driving Gaga ropeside - judges basically default to that.

R2: Same again - Seyfried rushing Gaga into ropes, crowding close, then rolling combos to the midsection. Gaga suffering more along the aprons, but still able to squirm out and dance away...Amanda's pressure dousing Gaga's famed aggression through 2.

R3: Lady G bouncing on the spot...walks Amanda in...gets off swatting lefts and rights...sidesteps-left to repeat the process all over the ring. Amanda bull-headed - crossing arms and wading in strong - but she's getting pre-empted, touched up, then negated as Gaga escapes to either side. Seyfried unhurt, but learning something about Gaga's hand-and-foot speed this round.

R4: Answer for Seyfried: stubby-jab up the middle scoring on Gaga's chest, ruining Lady G's timing. Seyfried able to crowd-close behind her jab, then hustle mitts into meat: Amanda hup-hup-hupping downstairs, beating Gaga breathless. Amanda snarling, trying to push Amanda off, then stroke her hard across the chops: Seyfried's bobbing head movement sees her slip the heat, then answer back hot to ribs/tummy. Bell: Gaga mouthbreathing - really starting to feel it from Amanda through 4.

R5: Gaga less mobile, more committed to slugging: she's getting off angry, lips curled off teeth, punches slicing side to side in horizontal plane. Amanda bobbing the work - getting up into torso with either hand out of her crossed arm...she's got Gaga gasping, backing up. Bitter fighting along the ropes as Amanda presses Gaga: Lady G twisting side to side, trying to knock Amanda's block off...Seyfried's rapid head-movement making her an elusive target. Bump-and-slug along ropes sees Amanda break Lady G down somewhat: Gaga mouthbreathing, looking disheveled at the bell.

R6: Spirited stuff from Gaga as she doubles a pesky little jab into Amanda's guard, then chops a short right, scoring to chin and sidestepping-right around the blow. Amanda turning-with, trying to corral her filly: Gaga staying nimble, moving her feet. Frisky hup-hup shoeshine of Amanda's breasts has her flustered...Seyfried momentarily disorganized, rising from her crouch and rushing forward to clinch. Gaga triggering a POUNDING right/left/right sequence - straight, knocking punches all scoring on Amanda's face: Seyfried stunned - arms extended/eyes closed/eyebrows arched high/lips parted as she takes a face-pasting. Little shift-right, Gaga as she's smudge-jabbing Seyfried's tits: Amanda never sees the rocket-right hand that pours in over her left shoulder. CHIN-CHECK! Vicious head-snap Amanda as Gaga bends in and down with a stubby-strong right cross...Seyfriend suspended out over her feet for a moment, then pitching face-first to nose-in at Gaga's feet! Good lord - KO6 in thunderclap fashion, Lady G!

After: Gaga getting outworked, but staying nimble, finding angles and summoning some of the club-style power that made her a fighting phenom amongst music industry types...Seyfried asleep before she even knows what hit her. "I just got a sweet angle over her port side," Gaga beams in postfight, "so I laid the hammer down, you know? BOOM! Right? KAPOW! BLONDE GIRL DOWN! You know? Basically, yeah, Amanda's tuff and stuff, but when I get into you with 100% Gaga? It's over baby. No girl our size stands up to me when I'm all-in. No girl."