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26 November 2010 Post Fight Danes vs Panettiere

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Hayden Comments

Posted by Foxfire Boxing on 11/26/2010, 12:20 pm

Hayden has always found Claire to be a difficult opponent and this time was no exception. "I let her pile up the points and ended up having to get a KO to win and she managed to hang on long enough to get the win for herself. I know if I had fought better earlier on, I could have pulled this out on points. That's a lesson I intend to remember next time--and there will be one, I can promise you that!"

Elisabeth Harnois
Director of Communications & General Manager
Foxfire Boxing

Danes/Panettiere Presser

Posted by HISC on 11/26/2010, 8:12 pm

Claire struggles to the dais, noticeably limping, sunglasses covering puffy, purportedly black eyes, lower lip a little lopsided. Kristin walks alongside to provide a shoulder if the D-Train needs it. Further behind, Mishy and Dushku seem pleased at Hayden's defeat, but also seem to be running the calculus problem in their head as to whether Claire's win makes her alpha female, something neither wishes. Al three step aside as Claire clears her throat.

"First, I would like to tell everyone who thinks the young pretties out there, who have some nice body parts but don't have a whit of boxing acumen, have claimed this division, well think again.

"I owned this match from first minute to last. If it wasn't for the underhanded tactics that brought Panties back into the fight, I would have been breezing. After the final bell, I was going to go over and walk that b###h all over the ring for cheating, maybe even JMD her, but luckily Eliza and Michelle held me back."

The Tractorpull scribe stares at Claire's A-cups and seems mightily confused, but then turns his attention back to the buffet since a flyweight is talking.

"Again with the meatloaf," he mutters.

Meanwhile back on the dais.

"I'm sure I'll be up all night responding to congratulatory tweets and e-mails for stepping up and slapping that bully down. No more do people have to be afraid, to tread lightly, to cower in fear. She's got some tools, alright. But she's got the brain of a 12-year-old, underdeveloped, full of ignorance. And by the way, since I sooo deserve it."

Danes stops to reach around her shoulder and give herself a few hearty slaps on the back.

"I'll take a question."

"Wasn't Hayden catching you at the finish? If this match goes 16 rounds, aren't you left a sniveling wreck on the mat?"

"That's two questions. One question."

"What do you have in mind next?"

"There's only one place to go from here. For the Wolfpack to protect this division, we need to have the title belts. Thus, I request...no...I demand Sienna Miller's first defense. She cannot protect the flyweight class from the barbarians at the gates like the Pack can. We must take the belts and place them in the cold storage chamber at Consortium Corporate along with all our special recipes and secret herbs and spices. Just like tonight's beatdown was for the good of the FCBA, so my upcoming title reign will be as well. I'm out."