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3 September 2005 Jennifer O'Dell vs Charlize Theron

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SUPERFIGHT:

 

 WELTERWEIGHT CHAMP O'DELL VS LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMP THERON

 

Jennifer O'Dell 07.jpgCharlize Theron 11.jpg

 

 

 

By simguy 9-3-05

 

 

Biggest fight since Landry/Carpenter - so much at stake that “Celebrity Ring” runs an article highlighting the various intertwining threads (reprinted here by permission of CR):

 

- Blonde supremacy

 

- Champion of champions distinction

 

- Both girls up for ‘Fighter of the Year’ honors: Charlize for her remarkable return to prominence after years of drought; Jenny for finally smashing into the top tier, defeating a host of quality names, and cementing her status with a stirring victory over hated Ali Landry.

 

- JOD currently with a career winning advantage over Theron. Reflects a general BSE dominance over the flagship KruZher fighter. Many pundits believe 3-0 to be a psychologically significant mark that Theron must avoid at all costs.

 

- No fighter has ever defeated Ali Landry and Charlize Theron back to back. "It's rarely if ever even attempted," notes one CR statistician. "Usually because Ali's in a different weight class."

 

"Great fights are made all the time in the FCBA," explains BLONDE! mag general editor. “But a true SUPERfight; a true 'event' happens once or twice a year, tops. You need to have both girls coming into a fight with tremendous momentum, somebody has to bring megawatt celebrity to the dance, there have to be personal as well as professional stakes involved: you get all of that and more with this fight."

 

"A lot's been made of the fact that this girl owns two wins over me," Charlize chuckles at the podium. "Reminds me of the exuberance surrounding a certain little miss nobody a couple years ago who had everyone excited when she nudged in front of me. You guys must have pretty short memories: here's a little history lesson. I hunted that Big Cat down and reeled her in. She struggled at the start, but now? I bend her over my knee and spank her regular - any time I want; you follow? Jenny's got my attention now: I've noticed her; I know who she is, and that's not good for her! This fight is the beginning of the end of Jenny O'Dell's career - write that down boys."

 

Jenny O'Dell calm, cool, confident as always and why not? She's finally getting all the spotlight she could ever handle after years of sandy obscurity. "Am I intimidated by the moment?" Jenny rhetoricizes with a chuckle. "Are you kidding? I've worked so hard to get to this point. I've never seen a ‘standing-room-only’ press room for one of my fights, I mean, there are reporters from Germany and Taiwan here for God's sake! And it's great, but you guys are focusing on the wrong thing. It's not whether or not I can handle the bright lights - it's whether Charlize has gotten too comfortable with them. Theron never had to fight for a hundred bucks and a sponsor's swimsuit at some surf competition sideshow fight. PHYSICALLY, that body of hers is in shape like I've never seen it, but psychologically? She's got rolls of fat - big greasy spare tires around her waist, double chins and flabby underarms. You only get that fat and satisfied when you haven't really had to fight for every morsel. To me, I'm lean and fit inside and out: that's the difference between the two of us."

 

Staredown couldn't be more tense: nostrils flaring, Jenny holding Charlize' withering glare. Girls touch gloves like sportswomen, but anxious ref edges in quickly to make sure there's no spontaneous combustion.

 

Charlize in cream dream bikini - Jenny in baby blue.

 

Rd 1: Jenny crisp, sharp off her stool - bobbing, jabbing stubby to Charlize' chest, brushing Theron back robust right hands which graze chin. CT to ropes, hands low - she extends palms to shove at Jenny, impede her. O'Dell bobbing, swiping at Theron's forearms to sweep them down, then HAMMERING Theron up top. Charlize leaning back over the ropes, getting clipped, face smacked side to side - she tries to uppercut her way out of trouble but eats a bashing right upside the head which drapes her back down. Corner screaming at Theron to get her hands up, but she's just tilting/rotating her torso, keeping hands at chest or waist and JENNY'S TEEING OFF! Right hand lands flush again, twisting CT momentarily sideways - Jenny shoving hard, jostling her girl, then setting her hips to hook-hook those Oscar winning jugs. NOW Charlize picks her hands up, but it's too late: she's hurt, getting clobbered and Jenny's firing on all cylinders! Hooks from Jenny: hammering at the ear just in behind the guard, hammering at the rib cage behind the tricep. Muscular right uppercuts picking CT up between her mitts, hook on top and THERON GOES DOWN! Charlize sputtering, reaching into the ropes to climb back up - crowd in KO frenzy as Jenny jogs to neutral corner! Theron up at 8 - hair in her eyes, lips pouting - she's already buzzed, groggy, and ON COMES JENNY! O'Dell POURS herself at Charlize's sensitive rack, pounding away right/left straight crisscross to rattle Theron up against the ropes. Charlize sobbing aloud, soaking up a stamping romp as the bell clangs. Jenny snarling, oblivious to anything other than finishing Charlize - ref has to pull her off to enforce the break.

 

Rd 2: Jenny STORMING over to polish off the dregs, eats an intercepting right on the chin and O’DELL SKIDS TO ALL FOURS as Charlize nimbly steps aside. Theron potshotting like a sniper, drops Jenny face-first at the ropes: O'dell's turn to pick herself up, brush herself off. Charlize striding in - shows the jab to coax Jenny's hands up, then leans into O'Dell's breadbasket with a slanting straight right howitzer. Jenny groaning, face taut as she buckles forward: Charlize shifts a step right to rope lanky left hooks against her foe's ribcage and tummy. Outside-in bolo right uppercut brushes Jenny upright, then Charlize straps her a licking left above the hip, doubled into a left uppercut to split the mitts. Jenny stunned, Jenny staring, dukes at her temples - she's eating some tremendous stroke from a vengeful Charlize. Theron in a comfy, bandy armed rhythm, palming Jenny's shoulders to reset her, strapping her lusty lefts and rights with slinging leverage, utilizing uppercuts to victimize O'Dell's earmuff hand position. As Jenny breaks down, Charlize gets more and more supple, lifting her punches into JOD while dangling the off-hand at thigh level, using shoulder nudges to prop Jenny - it's just a clouting, hamhanded lather being applied as O'Dell's not answering back! Late the round, withering beatdown sends Jenny drooooooping slowly to canvas. She trembles on all fours, as badly beaten as she's ever been: Charlize staring down at the broad, tanned back with covetous eyes after a 10-7 second. Bell: grinning CT helps herself to a thick, juicy slab of JOD buttock - just a single clapping right hand - helping a mincing Jenny back to her corner in style.

 

Rd 3: Charlize on the prowl - long, flat footed stepping - up-jab off the hip, frequently warned by the ref to stop backhanding that punch. Theron feinting, then dropping hesitation rights - she's bringing out all the tricks, showing all the class, taking what she wants from Jenny. O'Dell still wobbly butt from that second round drumming: hands're up, she's turning gingerly, just trying to keep CT in front of her and see the incoming. Charlize pounding away from long range, spotting her jab up and down torso, leaning into whistling rights that have O'Dell shying away - Jenny unable to punch-with just yet. Breezy shutout Charlize: Jenny starting to lump up as Theron banks hard touches. Breezy smile, Charlize at the bell - she passes JOD shoulder to shoulder, reaches back without looking to clap Jenny's rump another "thank-you for coming" spank - sullen JOD bundled up by the ref before she can back-jump her tormentress.

 

Rd 4: Charlize changes looks again: jab/right hand textbook up top, setting up a cranking, thick left hook amidships. Jenny grunting, buckling as she soaks up body shots - Theron arching her back and getting sleek, supple leverage on those hoisting hooks downstairs. Jenny breathing hard, elbows starting to creep down to protect: Theron's long, crashing right hand starts to land around the eye of her foe and JENNY WOBBLES DOWN! Jenny on all fours, stunned, frustrated - she punches the canvas and struggles on up for 8. Charlize pacing the neutral corner like a caged tiger, then striding across the ring, picking her hands up off her waist when close and bending into a looping right as Jenny covers up. More lithe, slashing side to side shellack applied - Charlize careful not to smother herself, pushing Jenny so as to maintain room to extend on punches. Arms lathering across the stricken welterweight champ, fists skidding and bouncing off head, shoulders, jamming wet to jug, spanking loud off waist. Big, beefy beatdown absorbed - Jenny on her feet at the bell, but reeling: Charlize chests up, nostrils flaring to take in the heady scent of hurt radiating from her opponent. "Baby, you getting enough iron?" CT mocks up close, breath moist, hot on Jenny's cheek. "You look weak, kinda shaky."

 

Rd 5: Grinning Charlize wades in, lifting up Jenny's rack a walking left uppercut, earning a breathy grunt from O'Dell. JOD trying to clinch around the shoulders - CT tightens up stroke nice, just shrugging punches in, humbling Jenny's hulking rack, dredging up jug with thick, chugging work. O'Dell dimly to ropes, eyelashes fluttering - she groans, ashen faced as Char dips the right shoulder, pumps two loud right hands off flat, brown midsection. CT applying bully's lather now, pushing Jenny in the shoulders to prop, loading up and JENNY STROKES CT THE HOOK! Classic exchange of left hands - Jenny's landing shorter, quicker, swivelling Theron's noggin and CHARLIZE IS WOBBLY BUTT! Jenny reaching under Theron's arms, muscles her to ropes, throws a hard shoulder to CT's mouth, then lavishes the waistline rich lefts and rights to cramp the lightweight champ up. CT groggy, stooped forward, hands at temples - Jenny picks her up SO sweet the right uppercut. Gorgeous shot rocks Theron's head back in a spray of sweat, lips all crumpled together, eyes clamped tight - she sits back into the ropes as face lolls back into her gloves - it's O'Dell's turn to romp. Jenny sets feet wide, palming CT in the shoulders, then ripping hard from there - savage blows shake Theron's frame on the hips and flanks, curling uppies clean up solar plexus and jug. Jenny just working hard, rotating her shoulders, turning on her hips, riding Theron. Bell: CT woozy, hair in blinking eyes, lips parted - Jenny helps herself to Oscar-winning backside - just a single clapping left hand wallop, bunching up taut buttock muscle as Charlize's groggy brow knits in resentment. Ref gets in there, reads both women the riot act.

 

Rd 6: Charlize boxes all three minutes, tactical decision to get her legs back, re-establish distance and ring generalship. Jenny dukes up, parrying and blocking a lot of shots, weaving the jab well, but she's not confident trading at range, doesn't let her hands go. CT able to dictate, turning her foe midring, flicking pesky poke up top into the guard, then spearing more meanspirited stick to the body. Theron up on her toes, at times dancing away, changing directions, long springy legs posing real problems for Jenny in a shutout sixth.

 

Rd 7: Jenny forward behind an aggressive side-to-side weave, jabbing stubby out of the bob - she's fighting her way to Charlize's chest and scrabbling until Theron can lock her up. Sloppy first minute sees O'Dell bull CT to ropes; Charlize clinch for breaks; ref resetting the girls midring. Second minute - CT starting to key off the jab, nailing Jenny stick as she weaves in, then drilling her the right cross. O'Dell intercepting, rebuffed - she eats a soccer-ball right off her eye, poses hurt for the left uppercut on the chin and JENNY GOES DOWN! Yelp of pleasure, CT - hands up in a gentle gull-wing as she steps aside, glorying in the sight of downed Jenny: O'Dell hurt, bitterly disappointed, punching the canvas again as she struggles on up for 8. Charlize wades in for mop up, riding her guard into Jenny's to stack, looking for little scraping left uppercuts and beefy right sidearm whacks against the waist. Jenny soaking, tight-lipped, digs in and takes to the bell. Charlize flagrantly pressing in to chest-up, stacking Jenny against the ropes and pinning her down - O'Dell writhing furiously - ref getting in there - Theron imposing herself every which way through 7.

 

Rd 8: Hard fought two way round, dictated by Charlize. Theron working outside, stepping left - now her hands are up, jab straight and strong from the shoulder as she works on scuffing up Jenny's already puffy face. O'Dell weaving poke, letting Theron initiate, but firing back in spots - Jenny landing loud left hands to the ribcage, chopping the odd right over CT's left shoulder in blunt fashion. Bell: Charlize setting, pushing off her right foot to twist a hurtful jab to O'Dell's bulging rack - Jenny snarling, wades forward with a walking barrage of lefts and rights as weary ref jumps in.

 

Rd 9: Jenny strong first minute - jabbing Charlize to ropes, setting up on her close - O'Dell able to work out of a crouch, put mitts on meat, landing loud to either flank. Second minute - Jenny consolidating her gains - pushing up on Char, dig-digging hooks to waist, then looking for uppercuts. Theron moody, hands up loose at her temples, bending her torso forward and back, just rolling shots. Final minute, Jenny looks to double a right hand off the body to CT's jaw, but Theron's chopping right wins the race: JENNY'S HURT! O'Dell's back (right) knee nearly touches down - she stumbles forward into Theron's arms as Charlize takes over. CT showing welterweight brawn, muscling Jenny ropeside, giving her beefy left shoulder action to nudge her into position, then here comes the shellack! Strapping lefts and rights - Theron comfy with the right at her cheek, left across her gut, just stroking and swatting at covered-up Jen. O'Dell grimacing, legs shot - she's just crossing arms or showing earmuff, trying to ride out yet another Charlize Theron pasting at the ropes. Bell: Theron with her lustiest, swinging left hand clap of JOD buttock yet - poor Jenny stumbling forward a couple of steps before turning to protest - ref bodies her back as Theron preens to her corner all smiles.

 

Rd 10: Jenny strong at Charlize - Theron masterful as she fades, making Jenny miss a series of swinging lefts and rights, pivoting at the last to send O'Dell face first into ropes, and Charlize takes over. Big, strapping left hook on the waist tightens Jenny up - she barely clenches down on a scream as Theron gets up in there with leverage, and there's SO much time left on the clock. Gotta love Jenny's fighting spirit - she tries to slug her way off the strands, but it's a mistake - CT able to lean back onto her right plant-leg, make Jenny miss, then catch her clean. Theron with darting straight rights, clipping, clapping lefts, clouting and poking away up top, then STROKING Jenny amidships. O'Dell glum, cringing, covering up - she's being given an Oscar-winner's rebuke this round and everyone sees it. Charlize wants jug? Just takes it, often with the left hand dangling - a little shoulder turn steers the right hand into Jenny's bulging mounds. Charlize wants breadbasket? Just takes it - dipping a shoulder and swinging with hippy leverage - nice stroking left hands cutting into Jenny's beef. Charlize wants chin? Just takes it - straight right hands, swat-hooks or carving uppercuts. O'Dell's curvy legs holding her up, but she suffers - Charlize riding hard bell to bell. Break: Charlize chesting up and hollering, "Oh YEAH! Baby I got all OVER you tonight!" Poor Jenny pushing, grimacing against the wriggling weight squirming against her. Comes back UD10, Charlize Theron.

 

After: Confetti falls from the roof; KruZher belt-wearers, supporting vixens, trainers swarm their Grand Champion; petting and hugging at her; ring awash with KruZher swagger, KruZher hubris, KruZher belts! Jenny shopworn, crestfallen, but big in defeat - advances to congratulate Theron...and is stopped by publicists at the ten foot 'respect' perimeter; handed an autographed 8" by 10" of Charlize; and dismissed. O'Dell blushing crimson, ready to go extra rounds - BSE officials and fighters quickly usher their beach-proud vixen out of the ring before catastrophic meltdown.

 

"I think I exposed Jenny for what she really is," Charlize breezes postfight; right arm around Bantam Champ Jaime Pressly's shoulders, left across Flyweight titleholder Jessica Simpson's. “A two-bit muscle-head with delusions of grandeur. Honestly, the cruelest thing for me would have been to let her compete tonight, give her false hope. Couple more beatings like that and I'll throw Jenny on the same scrap heap as Cat Bell, Jeri Ryan, Becky (?) and anyone else who ever defied me. Take a look boys! We're back! The KruZher's are locking this thing down TIGHT from here on in!"

 

Grim faced fighters in the audience, quiet contemplative as they take in the new world order. That's tyranny emerging in the ring tonight: haughty, hardhearted, iron-fisted.

 

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