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30 June 2002 Courteney Cox vs Jaime Pressly

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Posted by Simguy on 6/30/2002, 8:55 am.

Before: Long-awaited return of Pressly to the ring--blonde claims to be the only woman who’s beaten Kelly Hu, Kiana Tom and Lucy Liu--Asian champs can’t be happy to see JP back in the mix. Former champ Cox a surprising test for a comeback--Courteney a whippet-fit boxer not generally thought of as a stepping stone, but Pressly begs to differ: “Look, I’m funning for Liu, Dushku, Hu--not necessarily in that order, but I do need to tune up first, Courteney can fight a little bit, but that’s what I need--I need someone who can test me.

Cox in black sports bra, red high cut aerobics trunks, white shoes. Jaime in navy sports bra, pale blue bikini bottoms, white shoes, short blonde tousle.

During R1: Brisk back and forth early, girls trading 2 and 3 punch combos off stabbing jabs at midring, Fight migrates to a flat-footed, power-hooking look--both girls in wide stances, right hands tight to cheeks, they’re just taking turns putting weight on the front foot and levering up shivering left hands to flat-rock abs in a blatant test of wills. Stubborn trading sees Courteney take over--Pressly hurt, cramping up, stops punching, covers up in the last minute as Cox able to come forward, bounce the right hand off the waist, doubling up ion he hook to beat JP to the ropes. Jaime shaken at the bell--Courteney too brawny to be had toe to toe.

R2: Cox stepping right, bouncing her jab off Jaime’s left eye--blonde seems sluggish, still achy fro that ill-advised body war. End of the first minute, Courteney quick-steps right, snaps her hook off Jaime’s left eye, steps right again, gets the same punch in and Pressly goes wobbly butt, buckling forward at the waist. Cox back underneath, weight on the lead foot, getting her back and hips into gorgeous lanky hooks up into the breadbasket to consolidate, Pressly avoids the shutout late by hooking off her jab, rotating clockwise to turn the brunette to the bell.

R3: Jaime’s got the rust off, has her best round as Cox falls off the pace, Pressly loosening up the left hand--lifting a backhand jab off her hip to slap Courteney’s flat tummy or bulging bra, stepping left around a sudden =, whippy hook--Courtney following, hands up high, blocking well but not getting off, Pressly potshotting, keeping  her distance, distributing punches very well as she samples belly, breasts and chin wih a good variety of sharp strokes.

R4: Pressly moving very well to her left, feinting Cox to keep her off, then spiking to the face with flicking jabs, lead right hands to the body, Cox stepping over to cut off the ring, forces the fight and sudden ringing trade erupts as the girls hunker down, dig furiously to rocky midriffs, then come up top and COX GOES DOWN! Pressly beating Courteney to hooks on the chin, rolls the brunette to her back and COX IS DONE! Sensational flurry leaves Cox out cold--KO4 Jaime Pressly.

After: Pressly toweling off, gets the work she wanted, had some problems early then obliterated a tough brunette gatekeeper in shattering style, “I’m a couple of fights away from kicking in the doors at fly and bantam,” says a confident Jaime. “Would I have beaten a Lucy or Eliza tonight? Probably, but I’d like to tighten at few things up before I make my move.” When asked about revenge for the DanI Fishel defeat which led to her long absence from boxing in the first place, Pressly replies, “No comment.”

Reposted by Archer 12/11/10.

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