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18 September 2010 Title Ch Yvonne Strahovski vs Kelly Brook

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Posted by simguy on 9/18/2010, 10:19 am

 

BEFORE: "My publicist tells me that the public wants me fighting every 2 weeks!" Yvonne says of her relative inactivity as lightweight champ. "I gotta get out there - there's a whole division to grind beneath my heel, and Kelly's just the beginning. Brook's really only got one out: the right hand... she's not equipped to deal with an athletic girl like me, so I really need to put it to her. I don't want to simply dominate: I mean to RULE over Kelly in this fight. With Winstead exorcised, I feel like I'm the best all around fighter in boxing, and it's time I showed my stuff!" Brook poised, relaxed: this isn't her first rodeo. "While Yvonne's focusing on my right hand, she may be dismayed to find that I'm more than capable with my left," Kelly jokes at podium. "In truth, I've been less than impressed by Strahovski - not a dominant champion in my opinion. It's a glorious chance for me to snag a title, and shatter some mis-placed dreams while I'm at it!" Strahovski in metallic baby blue bikini; hair pulled back in tight ponytail; white gloves. Brook in metallic crimson bikini from "Piranhas"; black gloves; hair loose/curly/tangly.

During R1: Yvonne flirty with her jab - bouncing to her left while frisking Brook's breasts or backhanding her tummy. Kelly stalking, being big-girl: she's pawing her left for Yvonne, coming up well short as Straho dances away. Easy breezy stuff for the champ - she's touching her left hand to Kelly, making Brook uncomfortably aware of blonde ability, while Kelly's having trouble getting her feet set to answer. Shutout Yvonne: she's all demure, smiling back to her corner.

R2: More of the same - Yvonne lithe, on her toes, dancing in clockwise circles around Kelly while touching her up and down the jab. Kelly inching forward - dukes at temples/elbows in: at times, Strahovski will set herself, purse her lips and bolo-whip the right hand in PAK! to Kelly's left flank/lat area. Yvonne loping away after making her leather deposits: little chance for Kelly to pull the trigger.

R3: Yvonne circling, vexing, being a pretty blonde just touching up her busty brunette foe. Straho getting a little more ambitious: pasting Kelly's tits a side-to-side right/left scrub in spots; continuing to bolo-whip right hands to Kelly's left side; trying to dip-n'-rip supple left uppercuts through the guard. Brook in sound defensive form, but clearly outclassed here... she's just having trouble getting comfortable enough to let hands go.

R4: Limber Yvonne dictating with her legs - circling, stepping in/disengaging at will. Kelly doing a good job of blocking, but she can't deny stubborn problem areas in her flank, breasts and paunch. Straho fighting with the hint of a smirk, SUPREMELY confident in her legginess... she's limber-limbing Kelly to ribbons through 4.

R5: Straho on Kelly again - pesky one-two up top to fix Kelly's guard, then the bolo-whip right hand PAK! into those fleshy left-side lats. Kelly scowling, pushing forward - grunting as she receives a scooping right up into her paunch, then watching as Yvonne bounds away. Midway through, Straho steps in with a sleek right/left batting combo to either Brook hip as Kelly crouches forward behind mitts... Straho leans away while scraping a little right uppercut against Kelly's guard. Brook in crouch, steps-with... she flings out the jab to Yvonne's body, then lunges in a hungry right cross, catching Straho as blonde girl's ALMOST but not quite leaned her chin out of range. Wicked snapping head-toggle... Straho's legs lock up/hands drop to her lap/torso folding slightly forward as she's sitting backward then BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Yvonne splashing hard to her back - legs stiff and together - hands flopping up over her head then relaxing back to her waist... she's OUT! KO5 for the winner and NEW lightweight champ - Kelly Brook!

 

After: Straho out COLD... on her back for many moments, face a blasted blank - one touch of Kelly erases what had been a nearly flawless Strahovski shutout to that point. Stunning stuff... Kelly breaking through when no one saw her coming... she's all confident dimples looping belts over her shoulders, calmly addressing the press like she's been champ forever. "Problem solved," Kelly quips. "Yvonne's lean and quick, but power prevails. I've ruined her, I feel. I predict we'll never see another Yvonne Strahovski title reign, and good riddance. It's curves make a champion - curves are back where they belong: on top of the food chain, crushing the life out of stick-figures like Yvonne and her ilk."

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