Posted by Simguy on 5/29/2008, 6:09 pm.

Before: “I’ll bust Mish up,” Song snarls at the podium, trying to be all feisty. “She’s damaged goods--she’s one big bruise at this point: “I’m 100% fresh and ready to take it to her. The Wolfpack doesn’t scare me: I took care of Kristin Kreuk like she was my little sister and I’m telling you: I will take Michelle Williams apart.”

Williams amused during rebuttal. “Oh my God--you’re so cuuute! You’re adorable--you are--Brenda, what a breath of fresh air, I love how this chick actually thinks this is going to end in anything other than an ambulance trip to an emergency ward for her. Brenda, I just want to pinch your cheeks and eat you up--you crazy kid!”

Mish I zenra print bikini with twist-tie halter top aned tide-side bottoms; small black gloves. Song in elegant black bikini; small black gloves; hair tied back, with black ringlets coiled around her face.

During R1: Mish stomps to midring--Song giving ground with supple creep-steps, showing either shoulder to Mish while crouching and retreating,. Mish unleashing heavy right and left roundhouses: Song seeing them--rolling-with or ducking under, always while creating distance. Minute mark: Song changes tack--rolling to the right with a Mishy right, then returning with a sumptuous right uppercut off the right (back) foot to clip Williams’ chin. Mish startled: Song snarling, twists torso-right and hooks Mishy’s jugs a spanking blast. Song in there close: chopping the right to Mishy’s breast--Bren swipes Jug; another right: Brenda committing to Michelle’s bosom early, backing blonde up. Ropes: Song jerks a pair of rapid right uppercuts off the right foot, stunning Mish to chin. Williams sags against ropes--Song PLUNGES into jug--both hands applying lathering swat--elbows in, shoulders swishing side to side to hustle home the harm. Michelle blurting in pain and outrage at bell: she hugs her battered puppies as glaring Song hops away with very aggressive first round points,

R2: Mish pissed--stomps the ring to bring battle: Song pre-empts Mishy with a pinging right hand off the shoulder; left uppercut off the left foot; left hook while easing weight to right foot. Michelle spluttering from clean face-spank: Song leans in on left foot to chip right to jaw; leans onto right foot to claw a hook across jug. Song pivots right, left hand dangling: weight on right foot, she bolo’s a pretty right uppercut to Michelle’s hooters, then hooks ‘em hard while pivoting left. Williams enraged, but disorganized: she hurls herself at Song, only to careen past as Brenda executes a sidestepping pivot. Brenda re-initiating from outside, leading with a wide hook and a short, drilling straight right as she leans in: Mish pounded square in her face, stumbles back to ropes. Song hops-to and RIPS AT JUG! Furious, rising rights and lefts as Brenda sets her feet, momentarily overwhelmed: Song helps herself to tasty rack, then hops away as Michelle folds forward, throbbing at the bell. Mish blinking back angry tears, massaging her breasts with her right hand: trainer takes a moment to tighten the twist-tie as a precaution during break.

R3: Mish bellowing, throwing wildly: Song effectively suppressed, but shows well-schooled Disney evasive action technique, Song denying battle, hopping and dancing the entire ring, luring Mish forward, getting low, then walking her into squirming clinches. Williams; frustration growing--throwing her butt back when she’s grappled around the body, trying to shimmy her torso down out of the hold. Judges can’t give a round like this to Song--but Mish can’t land solid: glancing blows off shoulders or scalp, then wriggling to get out of the clinch. Williams berating the ref throughout, ordering him to “break faster!”

R4: better round for Mish: she calms herself, gets back to stalking/cutting off the ring. Williams jabbing to prevent Song’s surprisingly tart potshots: Brenda having a harder time simply walking Mish into harm. Williams ignoring the head to concentrate on the body--getting Brenda with right roundhouses and short, gouging hooks as the girls fall together. Song frowning, starting to feel pressured for the first time in the fight, in the clinches, Mishy’s tummy is prevailing: she’s walking Brenda to ropes, mauling her with scuffs, bumps and jostles until ref’s break. Mish berates ref throughout for breaking too fast, saying “Hey, I’m working here!”

R5: Mish abandones the jab, goes back to walking in: Song immediately re-establishes that vicious right uppercut off the right foot as Michelle cooperates, Williams rung up to the chin as Song rejects early blonde advances: Michelle blinking, looking a little rattled at the clean contact. As Williams’ pressure abates. Song takes initiative, looking to flow off her uppercuts to get after Michelle’s rack, Punishing flurries, swatting hooks, chopping right hands: Michelle’s breasts absorbing a tremendous shellacking as Song won’t be backed off. Brenda very bouncy on curvy little legs--she’s dating in and out, chewing up tummy in combinations, scoring to chin, but always getting back to Michelle’s beleaguered hooters in each sequence. Fight drifts to ropes--constant-punching Song stepping-with and hounding Michelle. Williams hands at her chest, lips parted in discomfort: Brenda gets big--reaching in under Michelle’s arms o pry the guard apart, then chugging away in close-quarter jug-mugging. Michele whining, pushing at Brenda: sits in ropes, face pasty, mouth open: SONG’S ALL IN! Brenda squaring away and POUNDING mish to jug, pair of rising right uppercuts in rapid succession--Song grunting HUP! HUP! As she delivers/Song shifts weight to left foot, arches her back, rips a pair of left uppercuts across, grunting prettily as she hoists ‘em home, Mishy in swoon--jugs all jumping and bunching up, twist-tie unraveling: Song pours it on and THE REF STEPS IN! Good lord--TKO6--say it ain’t so Brenda-freakin-Song!

After: Brenda applying a little insurance to Michelle’s tormented bosom until ref pulls her off: Song leaps away jubilant, out of control. Williams cradling her battered melons, blubbering as she slumps in the ropes: disastrous case of overconfidence just might bold up as Upset of the Year. Claire at ringside, both hands in her hair, livid at yet another Disney romp in the ring, Kreuk mirroring Danes’ distressed rage--suddenly intense pressure to batter Rachael Leigh Cook.

Reposted by Archer 1/24/11.