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27 August 2005 Brooke Shields vs Uma Thurman

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Round One

Posted by Simguy on 8/27/2005, 11:54 am.

Thurman in thin rainbow-striped bikini bottoms, gold triangle top
Shields in red sports bra, royal blue bikini bottoms (sturdy fit)

The question coming in was “could Uma stick and move for 10 rounds, while hurting Brooke enough to get respect?” 4 minutes in, the answer was resounding “Hell no!” Uma did the right thing, busting big Brooke a pair of shattering right hands on the chin that did wobble Shields’ backside in the first round, but couldn’t get the big woman off her feet. A confident, patient Brooke Shields stalked her opponent with a battering ram jab, whittling down the ring and in the first minute of the second round, dismissed Uma from the tournament with a single shirt right on the button. KO2 Brooke Shields as the former MIDDLEWEIGHT champ made a bold statement concerning a return to welt weight prominence.

Reposted by Archer 2/1/11

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