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11 February 2011 Brooklyn Decker vs Olga Kurylenko

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FCBA MODELS TOURNAMENT: FINALS

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Before: "I just feel I have way more physical presence than Olga," Brooklyn says cheerfully in prefight. "I'm a throw-back to SI girls like Romijn and Tyra...I mean...Olga's just not built to handle that kind of strong. One good hit on the chin: she'll go!" Kurylenko scowling, looking furious - slender brunette anxious to get to choppin' on the big blonde redwood. "She is nothing more than another Candice Swanepoel," Olga scoffs at podium. "So proud and blonde coming in; sniveling and ruined when Olga has finished." Olga in vibrant purple bikini with snug sport-fit bottoms; black gloves; short, tempestuous black tousle. Brooklyn in bold yellow bikini; black gloves; hair long, blonde and loose.

During R1: Weird set piece, relatively stationary punching exchanges at range. Brooklyn will lean forward in earmuff: Olga with jab the guard; whip a wide right hand into ribs behind blonde left elbow; dig a left into the meat of Brooklyn's firm tummy PAK! Olga brings her mitts to temples, holding firm: Brooklyn pounds slender brunette waist right/left; scrapes a robust right uppercut across Olga's forward guard. Back and forth in mechanical fashion - models dutifully beating each other's bodies while having little luck penetrating peek-a-boo defences. Down the stretch, sweeping Decker right bashes hard to slender brunette ribs: Olga finally whining in pain, elbows cringing down as she backs away all hurt. Brooklyn grinning, hopping forward - she manages to skid a right hand off Olga's brow, knocking Kurylenko's knees together with seconds left to go...Crawford rushes in, bodying Brooklyn roughly to ropes, actually making blonde girl take weight: interference prevents Decker from applying a finishing shine to stunned Olga K in the first.

R2: Kurylenko showing respect - loping to her right, circling the perimeter, being all leggy and swift this round. Brooklyn scowling prettily with concentration...her feet aren't as educated as Olga's - clever brunette frequently wrong-footing blonde with direction-changes and spook-feints. But Olga's not punching: Brooklyn bringing the fight - reaching for Kurylenko's body with long right hands; trying to sweep-hook her face as Kurylenko's circling counterclockwise. Crawford barking a steady stream of warnings at Brooklyn, obviously distracting and vexing the blonde: Decker snapping "Back off, Cindy!" at the break, prompting a finger waggle and a stern little lecture from Crawford.

R3: Same again - Olga running, using her legs to draw Brooklyn forward, disorganize her, get her careless. It's working in spots - Olga able to tap-tap counter one-twos against Brooklyn's face when blonde girl over-extends; Olga fitting Brooklyn's tummy for sticky left hooks as brunette's pivoting clockwise around blonde right shoulder. Brooklyn still leading the charge however - it's all blonde girl chasing brunette, trying to bring battle: judges like Decker's persistence.

R4: Olga employing her legs - just trying to wick a little of Brooklyn's power away - take the fight into deep water. Blonde girl giving chase, reaching for speedy brunette, getting her face spanked as Kurylenko counters swiftly...Decker eagerly walking through the tap-tap to get her own punching solutions. Midway through, Brooklyn finally forcing Olga to ropes: blonde girl controlling with left forearm riding on Olga's right shoulder; right hand PLOWING big n' beefy to Olga's breadbasket...Kurylenko's butt-in-ropes, unable to answer. CINDY TACKLES BROOKLYN OFF! Ref pinning Brooklyn to ropes...Olga staggering away, given precious seconds to collect herself: Crawford more concerned with imposing her tummy and will on Brooklyn than calling the action! Once Decker's released (with a warning) - Olga's got her legs back and she's on the run, scampering to the finish line with a frustrated blonde all jugs a-jumpin' in pursuit.

That's it for Theron and Diaz: A-list blondes climb into the ring for a little confab with Cindy...Crawford obviously angered, stamping her foot, shaking her head - she's a pitcher being given the hook here! Cindy eventually storming off: Theron crooks a finger at Molly Sims ringside, mouthing the words: "You're up!"

R5: Olga coming forward, kissing jabs/right hands off Brooklyn's face at long range: blonde girl ropeside first time. Kurylenko at work: feet set; digging tummy rights and lefts, bunching Brooklyn forward. Decker cranky, right hand stacked atop left at her waist to protect a battered middle: Olga starts coming up top. Glorious stuff - Kurylenko punching across Brooklyn's face, rocking blonde girl back into ropes - Decker's head flying back/hair tossing picturesque. Rangy, strapping lefts and rights just busting Brookie's chop - blonde knees unhinge and DECKER'S DOWN! Brooklyn dazed on all fours: seething Olga puts right hand at her ear, stoops down to SPIKE her right elbow into Brookie's back! Molly hustles Olga off for a brisk warning as whining Decker pulls herself up ropes. Brooklyn beats the count, but she's shabby, covering up peek-a-boo at ropes and sponging up thick, sticky brunette punches in ribs/tummy. Bell: Decker blinking away tears, obviously distraught; Olga cuffs a forget-me-not hook across Brooklyn's mouthwatering jugs - bringing Molly in hot.

R6: Brooklyn rallies off her stool, hooking and crossing with Olga midring as brunette tries to push the pace. Kurylenko catching heavy leather on forehead/chin...she's suddenly wobbly, feet coming together, babystepping funky...swinging Decker right connects awkwardly to right side of Olga's face and DOWN GOES KURYLENKO! Olga sprawling on her back, eyes blinking - Brooklyn shouting down: "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!" as Molly's rushing in. Olga sucks it up, greeting over-eager blonde girl with a stroking right ear-to-chin...blonde girl's wobbly butt and models are slugging it out! Long legs spasming; girls yelping and whining; limber limbs licking and slinging as fighter-discipline goes out the window. Olga slugged to her buns by a swinging blonde right uppercut; Brooklyn dropped to HER buns by a jamming right to jaw just outside her own left wrist. Down the stretch, Olga holding Brooklyn, then pushing-off to wipe swift right/lefts across Brooklyn's breasts, putting tears in Decker's eyes at bell. Crazy, crazy stuff...both girls reeling on shabby legs, pouting groggy, eyes glazed with equal parts hate and hurt.

R7: Shabby legs lead to sloppy slugging - good stuff for fans of long-limbed, desperate brawling. Girls stumbling around, locked in tummy-to-tummy embraces, forcing Molly to physically push fighters apart. Girls holding and hitting as they push and pull at one another's shoulders/heads. Olga very crafty with her left hand behind Brooklyn's head...blonde girl pulled onto right uppercuts, or beaten repeatedly in her tummy as Kurylenko pulls Decker off balance, controlling her. Brooklyn physically stronger, but frequently disoriented, unable to work as Olga spins her about, dishes clout through 7.

R8: Same again - girls ramshackle with punishment, but hearts still eager to compete: they're punching hard/falling in/holding and hitting sloppy until Molly can sort 'em out. Brooklyn learning her lessons well: SHE'S now controlling Olga in a left-arm wrap while plugging Kurylenko's slender body right hands...Olga grimacing/whining, forced to clinch up tight for ref's breaks. Brooklyn bossing Olga - walking her into ropes, smothering her, mauling her...when Molly pulls Decker off, seething blonde girl always steps right back in to continue her work. Olga wearing down under the constant weight of blonde beef: she can't reverse off ropes - all she can do is clinch, get the break, then suffer as Brooklyn bodies up again.

R9: Olga in forward aspect, rallying around her jab. Brunette in wide stance, rotating slowly clockwise around a disciplined poke: blonde girl face-punched into compliance, falling into lock-step as Kurylenko plays puppet-master. Tap-tap one-twos punish Brookie's breasts, dot her prepared defences - occasionally punching through to face: Decker in tight peek-a-boo, following Olga around unproductively. Olga's eyes bright, hard: she keeps Decker at arm's length, chippin and a-pokin' for a steady shutout 9th.

R10: Same again: Olga slowing things down, imposing order with her legs, spreading Brooklyn out via the jab and pinpointing blonde girl for stiff one-twos from range. Decker dukes-up in rigid peek-a-boo...she's blocking well, but not getting off, basically presenting herself as a target. Olga piecing out the punishment - occasionally sloping a straight right down into Brooklyn's tummy, but essentially strafing the chest/head via ringing one-twos. Pretty stuff - Olga's long arms extending - fists punching in left/right in quick succession between Brooklyn's gloves - you'll see Decker's head jerking slightly as her face gets tapped. Bell: Olga snarling, eyes flashing...Brooklyn punched groggy over the last six minutes exactly the way Swanepoel was. Comes back slender UD10...for the winner of the 2011 all-model tournament...Brooklyn Decker!

After: Olga shouting a sulfurous Ukrainian epithet as Brooklyn's hand is raised: Kurylenko putting together a pretty good fight plan for this opponent, but giving away too many early rounds trying to get Brooklyn to chase. Decker punched puffy and sore, but she's wearily jubilant: it's her first moment of distinction as a celebrity fighter as she first treats Olga to a walk of shame, then is presented with the tournament trophy by Charlize Theron. "Honestly, I felt pretty good about this competition at the weigh-in," Brooklyn reveals in postfight. "I saw the other girls' bodies and I just thought I was better - bigger, stronger, hotter - everything. When I took Kruppa out, my guys were like - 'that's it - that's the toughest girl - you took her out' and I thought 'yeah - I really am too much for these girls.' So it's great to win. I wish that I could have beaten Candice in the final, because everyone was all 'Candi's the loveliest; Candi's the best' but now I hope they'll say Brooklyn's the best, you know? 'Cause I took this trophy away from everybody!"

Hopes of clarity dashed in the aftermath of the event as a number of controversies erupt:
- Crawford bad mouthing tournament organizers - in particular Charlize Theron - and disputing Brooklyn's claim as top model.

- Lima filing an injunction on the grounds that Olga Kurylenko wasn't technically a model at the time of their fight. Adrianna convinced she would have gone on to batter all comers if she hadn't had to face the vastly more experienced 'actress' in the first round.

- Olga furious about officiating in the final, suggesting that Cindy was actually favouring Brooklyn by giving the blonde 'rest breaks' against the ropes!

- Swanepoel still ranked number 1 by a number of agencies, based on body of work - dismissing Brooklyn's effort as a "flash in the pan".

In short, it's chaos as usual amongst the catwalk set.