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23 February 2011 Ashley Benson vs Nina Dobrev

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Ashley Benson 01.jpg Nina Dobrev 04.jpg

"BOXING AFTER SNARK"

Posted by simguy on 2/23/2011, 9:59 am

BEFORE: ABC mobilizing their young talent, tasking Benson with taking out high-profile CW ingenue Dobrev in a bid to take over the space. "She's like a pin, or a pencil, or you know - something thin and pointy," Benson says of Nina in prefight. "One good hit - I'll break her in half!" Dobrev smoldering - hard pressed in her own backyard, she's not amused at being singled out as a likely target for ambitious Pretty Little Liars. "I'm going to nip this in the bud," CW starlet vows. "Look at Benson: chubby-cute won't cut it - you can just tell she's spoiled and pampered in the gym. No way that body's doing the extra lap or sit up. The extra pork on Benson's chassis helps in the mud: not so much in the boxing ring!" Nina in tight, low cut purple tank top with baby doll sleeves over black bikini; black gloves; hair up in slick ponytail. Benson in royal blue tight tank top/pink panties; pink gloves; curly blonde hair loose. Challenging body language from Dobrev during ring instructions: weight on right hip, head cocked to the right, hands on hips, dark eyes glittering with contempt.

During R1: Jab on the nose for Benson to start: Nina in and out, eyes baleful. Dobrev stepping to her right, hands up/elbows in but relaxed - she's leggy here, well out of range. Benson following, not cutting off the ring - blonde tucking her chin, keeping hands up as she cautiously stalks her foe. Jab in blonde jugs; jab at Benson's forehead - Nina playing poke and go - slender legs keeping her safe. Final minute, Dobrev turns up the heat - leaning in off the jab to place a right to Ashley's chin; hesitating to check the hurt as Benson covers up; dropping another rangy right to chin, then hooking blonde girl to stomach. Benson crying out, backing away scolded: Nina steps-with, jabs Amber's left eye, fetches her an extra right hand to chin to put Ashley wobbly butt at bell. Benson blinking, spooked: Nina shouting "Gettin' it done on your ASS, Benson!"

R2: Nina reaching in a long, pokey jab - touching Benson's breasts, then her face - tap-tapping blonde girl backwards. Benson looking vexed and skittish - trying to block shots with her hands as she's shying away. Dobrev's eyes merciless: generations of magyar blood boiling in her veins at the sight of concerned blonde. Nina's left hand sorting out Ashley's breasts with a reaching jab...blonde girl pouting, swatting at the mitt, but not answering back. Down the stretch, Dobrev steps in to work harder: Benson able to land clubbing rights to ribs and upside noggin to give Nina a rude buffetting late.

R3: Ashley showing spunk - jiggling across the ring to attack Dobrev in her own corner - pushing and shoving slender girl to ragdoll Dobrev. Nina roughed up, but alert: she manages to clinch, get ref's break, and a re-start midring. Nina jab-jab-jabbing - pinpointing Ashley's breasts and face...Benson over-reacting, covering up and looking confused rather than pressing her attack. Nina's insistent left hand at Ashley's breasts eventually forces blonde girl to turn torso-right and shout over her left shoulder: "Stop it!" Dobrev answers via swinging palm-down right jamming in above Benson's left hip. Bell: blazing eye contact from Dobrev: Ashley blinking back petulantly, obviously feeling Nina's presence through 3.

R4: Ashley most effective when she comes forward...Nina backing up, spitting out jabs to Ashley's guard - brunette negotiating blonde strength when necessary. Becomes a series of Benson assaults/Dobrev answers - Nina generally able to play touch and-go before Ashley can establish position. Nice moment for Nina late...Ash forward in earmuff, getting into range...Nina bobs in close, picks Ashley up a rigid left uppercut/right uppercut combo - nothing hard, just a little knock-knock to stall Ashely's momentum. With Benson halted - Nina ducks while dropping right leg back and slides herself out of range. Benson slow to pursue, so Nina bats a calling-card hook across blonde belly while turning Ashley's left flank.

R5: Benson discouraged: stronger, heavier girl just can't figure out how to employ her assets. Nina outside, circling leggy, using her jab to steer her blonde: Dobrev able to pick shots, lean in, and clean up righty-on-the-chin. Benson gorwing confused, sloppy - rushing in at times only to gobble tidy Dobrev check-uppercuts as Nina bobs in the pocket. Constant frisking of Ashley's jugs has her flustered - Nina can halt most blonde advances with just a tart, rangy right/left smote to jug. Down the stretch, Ashley coming in behind earmuff: Nina dips left shoulder, fits jerky left uppercut clean to chin, putting Ashely wobbly butt. Nina hesitates - waiting as Ashley freezes on the spot: another rigid limbed left uppercut chips chin, picking blonde head up off gloves. Ashley sputtering - hands covering her face as she stumbles to her left into ropes...Dobrev walking blonde down, eyes ablaze. Softening barrage, Nina to Ashley: Dobrev working the waist via lashing side to side rights and lefts...blonde girl sags into ropes, guard loosening. Right uppercut splits Ashley's mitts, kicking her head back; left uppercut scores - Nina just placing the shots, pinging away accurate rather than hard and THE REF STEPS IN! Benson blubbering, out on her feet: TKO5 Nina D.

After: Dobrev "Back in the pink!" according to Fighting Ingenue Magazine...impressive return to form shows Nina's aggression, precision still intact following recent setbacks. "Benson's a Pretty Little Quitter - just like the rest," Nina glares. "Porky blondes just make me mad - I can't believe she came in all 'I'm Ashley Benson' with me. What a loser!" ASIDE: Candi Accola tweets "Yay Neens! Sux to be Ashley!"