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22 April 2011 Grace Park vs Brenda Song

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Posted by simguy on 4/22/2011, 10:03 am

BEFORE: Grace scowling, uncommunicative with press - reporters hounding her on everything from Song's tiny flyweight stature to the open-contract with Dushku seemingly passed over as punishment for Park's recent underperformances. Song comparatively chirpy when the topics come up. "So she's way taller and bigger than me," irrepressible little slugger shrugs. "My hands're way quicker and all I have to do is find her chin when she reaches in to get me! I'll knock Grace Park out - you guys watch! TIM-BERRRR!" Bettors unconvinced - Song as long an underdog as modern physics and mathematics can structure coming in. Stephen Hawking contracted to compose a super-computer modeling of the odds for the fight, using equations adapted from astrophysics. Park in rainbow blues-and-yellows tie-dye style bikini; small white gloves; hair wet. Song in black bikini top/leopard print bottoms; small black mitts; hair in curly ponytail with bangs.

During R1: Song trying to bait-and-switch Grace - smaller fighter trying to time Park, looking to catch her wide, sweeping lefts or rights to chin. Grace fearless - leaning in over front (left) leg - dipping to lick VICIOUS, snapping left uppercuts underneath; dropping in searing right hands over top...little Brenda battered senseless as she's standing her ground. Midway through, crunching right hand pounds into top of Brenda's head, compressing her knees...Song hops back from the shot, dropping to her glutes, back to ropes. Wobbly-butt 8, Brenda Song...she's up, but dismayed: fight just not going the way everyone told her it would. Final minute a vicious, rangy, young-Tommy-Hearns pursuit of hurting Song along ropes...Grace murderous off her front foot, lickin' and a lashin' at her helpless foe. Bell: Song bleak, blinking away tears, tragically wobbly-butt...Grace stomping back to her corner all furious.

R2: Grace's eyes: FINISH HER! Park in loping pursuit...Song running for her life. Brenda quick and nimble - changing directions - scooting along the perimeter. Grace loping afterwards, missing her power shots so she starts to flick the jab, trying to locate the little speedster. Scattered boos...and some cruel laughter from assorted flyweights in the audience. Ashley Tisdale tweeting "Song's a joke!" as poor Brenda desperately evades Grace's fists. Bell: BOOOO! Park scowling - furious now that Brenda's alienating the crowd with shameless running.

R3: BOOOO! Song scared out of her mind, turning her back to sprint at times...Brenda in complete survival mode. Grace frowning...she wants to load up and slug, but Brenda's refusing to cooperate. Park reaching in for contact...Brenda actually able to twirl counter-hooks to Grace's chin, clipping the taller girl as she gives up her height. It's good clean contact, but Song afraid to plant-and-commit...Park chin-checked but unhurt as a result.

R4: Song settling down - still scooting, but picking spots to drop her hands, lure Grace in and try once again to counter her chin. Bren showing slick hands here - lifting punches off either thigh to swipe at Grace...Park leaning forward over left leg, letting hands go without fear. Grace's rangy volume ultimately too much...just too dangerous for little Brenda to stand in the pocket, slip for the opening and hope for enough chin to get Park hurt. Song's tummy paying an unexpectedly high price as Grace really bending down to get left uppercuts in. Song's face busting up as Park shaves in right hands off licking, rangy hooks - Brenda able to slip some of the work, but not all.

R5: Same again - Park striding the ring, loping to cut off the corners...Brenda scooting, changing directions, crouching low enough that her head is knee-level on Grace at times. Park warned for bouncing her fists off Brenda's little brown back: Song making a great show of selling the foul, convincing ref to push Grace back and give her warnings. Not all Brenda Song BS however: when Grace sees back, she's bouncing her fists off kidneys will full venom...every punch intended to make Brenda quit!

R6: Song past the over-under, trusting her bouncy little legs to keep her safe. Park flick-flicking the jab, leaning in over left leg, licking that vicious, rising left uppercut to punch Brenda ropeside. Park able to get a little closer - hurting Brenda to body with these snapping left hand licks; dropping in vicious rights over top to get Brenda ducking. Song stricken - trapped on ropes, taking punishment...li'l battler trying to swat-back hooks to Gracie's cheek in a bid to back her off. CRUSHING RIGHT HAND, GRACE PARK! Grace finally leaning in and catching Bren flush to chin: crowd-sickening head-swivel as Song guzzles leather - legs stiffening up as her hands drop to her lap, eyes rolling up into her head. Brenda crashing face-down to mat, hands trapped under her body: meanspirited Grace draws thumb across throat before ref can hustle her back. KO6 in heinous mismatch fashion - Grace Park.

AFTER: little brats in the audience standing and cheering - Panny, KBell, Tisdale, Gellar - practically all flyweights in attendance loving the sight of Brenda stiff-and-stretched. "Song got Parked!" tweets a gloating Kris Kreuk, who has long thought of herself as the hottest Asian in the game. Park glaring at the scattered boos - bit of a circus bout shows her savagery in a good light, but perky little disney starlet hardly challenging anything but Grace's cardio on the night.