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4 November 2010 Charlotte Church vs Katy Perry

Page history last edited by Archer844 13 years, 5 months ago

 

 

 

 

Posted by Knowlesey on 11/4/2010, 2:56 pm

 

Welsh singer and party girl Charlotte Church loves the idea of getting into the ring with the wiry Katy, and promises her a hard evening. The American just grunts when she discovers that Lisa Maffia has dodged her again, and tells Ms Church that she will be punished in her place.


Katy enters the ring in Charlotte's home town of Cardiff in pale green, with the local girl in the red of her country. The girls are given their instructions by Liverpool's own Jennifer Ellison, and back they go, Katy very confident, "Gonna do you in one, b###h! All over in a coupla minutes!"


Round 1


Charlotte rumbles across the ring, throws what she thinks is a good punch to Katy's body, then feels the force of the American's left jab as it thuds into her mouth, once, twice, three times, and the local girl has no idea what to do! Katy shakes her head at the Welsh girl's stupidity in taking this match, then rips her right hook into her guts, then another, bangs her head back with a striaght left, then crashes a right hook into her jaw which sends her sprawling across the canvas, flat on her back.


The audience cheer as Charlotte rolls over and gets up again at 7, but they are cheering Katy, not Charlotte, and the American clips Church with a her left jab again, traps her on the ropes, then gives her body a horrible beating, both fists finding their target with ease - belly, ribs, gut, tits, and the well-endowed Welsh girl slides back to canvas, sobbing in pain, her 'fans' chanting Katy's name, encouraging her to 'give 'er some more!"


The round still has almost a minute left when Charlotte regains her feet at 9, but she is in no real state to defend herself as Jenny Ellison waves Katy in, with the words, "Finish it, or I'll stop it!" The American nods her understanding, pings Church's head back wth a left jab, then puts her out on her back with a right hook.


Just as promised, Katy has knocked Charlotte out inside a round.


After


Katy parades around the ring, "Bring me Maffia! I want that b###h! I want her bad!"

 

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