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18 July 2011 Jane Krakowski vs Eva LaRue

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Jane Krakowski 02.jpgEva LaRue 04.jpg

 

Resort Boxing: Tahiti

 

Posted by simguy on 7/18/2011, 7:53 pm

 

BEFORE: "It's never sat well with me," Jane says of her KO1 loss to Larue, many moons ago now. "She's always used that to separate us - as if one lucky shot makes her so much better. This is a great chance for me to add to my legacy as a spoiler. I've always fought bigger girls - I've carved out huge upsets over prime Cat Bell and Krista Allen, and I KNOW I can break Eva Larue's spirit on the sand!" Larue long regarded as one of the best independents in the game...she's happy to answer Jane's allegations in the ring. "She must not have tried too hard to get a rematch," Eva snarks in rebuttal. "I basically have an open contract, and there's no way I would've turned her down. Look: I know that probably wasn't her best night, and she's posted some impressive victories...but I'm better than Jane Krakowski. It really just starts and stops right there!" Eva in white bikini attached at jug and hip via oval-shaped turquoise medallions; white gloves; hair tangly/beachy. Jane in baby blue bikini top with white check-print burberry pattern/pale blue bottoms; white gloves; blonde hair all a-tangle.

Venue: Tahiti resort fight...stars have airfare and accomodation and expenses paid for themselves and spouse, plus winner's bonuses...it's 2 weeks as the guest-star celebrity fighting pair, wherein they'll box, contest daily conquista or wrestling matches, and run little fighting clinics for female guests. It's billed as Tony Award Winner vs Emmy Award Winner by the savvy marketing team...classy!

Boxing match goes outside on the beach - bleachers set up (fairly intimate: it's a jet-set only crowd); ring stanchions directly on sand, which might aid the shorter Jane.

During R1: Jane swishing across sand, reaching under Eva's arms, bodying her to ropes. Sweaty tummy-to-tummy under a hot sun - Jane a constant squirming presence, pushing on Eva, wrestling with her, drawing ref's breaks. Larue digging in at apron, laying against ropes like a tricky veteran, looking to fit Jane for counters...but blonde girl's a pretty useful "old hare" as well. Midway through Jane feints, gets Eva to lift a right uppercut from too far away: blonde lunging in a booming right hand to chin sits brunette down at ropes! Eva right back up, but clearly vexed: Jane's strutting, grinning, feeling good about herself in the first.

R2: Girls stepping in sand...Eva's right alongside chin as she pumps left jabs. Jane trying to brazen her way forward...she's getting face-scrubbed as Eva triggers clip-across rights and lefts: shoe-shining combo has Jane tipsy, stumbling forward as Eva side-steps right. Larue capitalizes on extreme angle outside (almost behind) Jane's left shoulder: wide, sweeping hook takes Jane in the face, startles her, drops her to hands and knees in the sand. Krakowski up in good order, but Eva's upon her: Larue getting big - shoe-shining lefts and rights back and forth across Jane's face, then hooking her gut stout as Krakowski can't get off ropes.

R3: Fighting retreat for Eva as sand bogs her down: she's in slight crouch, feeding Jane jabs while keeping right hand at her mouth and sliding away. Jane bobbing and lobbing - swinging wide haymakers loud at Eva's tanned flanks: big, spanking connects on sweat-slicked, sunkissed flesh. Larue hits ropes and turns torso-right to clip tidy little left hooks: she'll cover up on her right side, bending at the waist, being all cute in the pocket. Jane squaring away on ropebound foe - jabbing Larue in her body, then HOOKING her jugs - blonde girl really snapping that punch in there, following it with short-jerk right uppercut chasers. That's the way of it: Eva dug in on sand, defending the pocket with supple angles, swiping and cuffing back counters; Krakowski compact, bobbing on the spot, pounding the body and looking for head when available. Down the stretch - Jane making some headway with shove-and-slug - she's ragdolling Eva into ropes with a pushy left forearm; fetching a fat right hand whacked to gut; hooking those jugs, then getting the right uppercut to chin quick-like! Larue stunned, sagging on ropes eyes all blinking in wonder: Tony winner lights Emmy winner up to steal the third.

R4: Jane chasing Eva to ropes - pushing in deep with that left shoulder to gut...then it's bump-and-slug brutality under a tropical sun. Jane: bobbing on the spot; proppin with extended left elbow/shoulder, then laying in close to drag thumping right/lefts into Eva's trembling tummy. Eva: trying to close her stance a smide - pointing left shoulder at Jane; mitts at mouth/elbows tight to body as she absorbs blonde fury downstairs, then chops back little hammer-drop rights/swipe-across hooks from the elbows-in delivery. Gorgeous, spanking hammer and tongs: Jane plowing away to jug whenever Eva's form loosens: Larue finding nasty little right uppercuts inside to pick Jane's face up drowsy. Larue's face glistening in the sun, features pinched in pain...occasionally she'll stand for a torrid clout to jaw and slump forward sleepy after absorbing. Withering back and forth takes a murderous toll...sun-baked battlers all open-mouthed/sleepy eyed and still slopping punches after the bell.

R5: Eva's bigger, trying to get on Jane and muscle her - but Krakowski getting her arms in underneath Larue's - routinely wrestling brunette up out of her stance and bellying her into ropes. Once there, it's the same desperate pitch-and-catch as Jane tries to beat Larue down in the pocket. Krakowski humbling Eva's world-class rack; chopping above her hip via close-in right hands; clouting her about the jaw whenever Larue's guard gets loose. Eva on autopilot, grimly hooking at Jane's curvy tummy, or finding her chin via tidy right uppercuts inside. Not a wild, crazy pace: veteran fighters methodical, pushing and punching - Jane especially getting a body on Eva to stack her into ropes whenever possible.

R6,7: Long bitter minutes for Eva as she's walked to ropes and worked over: happy, slogging times for hard-working, relentless Janey K. Eva trying to slide along ropes, but Jane alert to it - reaching in and bodying up, constantly pinning and stuffing escape attempts. Eva groaning with the effort of sliding tanned arms in under Jane's in a bid to turn blonde into ropes: Krakowski wriggling and writhing, soon gets topside again and resumes digging operations. Ref slapping at shoulders and arms whenever girls hold and hit...so there's a fair deal of slapping. Both rounds to Jane: each bell sees her push up off a mouthbreathing, frowning Eva Larue at ropes.

R8,9,10: Nothing else to do but dig down and fight it out. Larue's legs no advantage in the sand: she digs in at ropes, puts left shoulder in Jane's chest and Swaps. It. Up. Fighters frequently battling with closed eyes/mouths slack on opposing shoulders as punches are fitted for exhausted tummies/battle weary jugs. Jane so flustered with clipped uppercuts to chin, or swept across her jaw...she's blinking, reacting in astonishment, often taking follow-up shots while she's posing in shock. Grim pocket-defence the best Larue's ever mounted: every bit as effective as a Charisma Carpenter or Britney Spears off the ropes. Jane broken down by hard swipe-hooks across her belly; ripping right uppercuts tight inside; chopping right hands above left hip; tucking right hands shoved in under left breast. Larue so patient - baiting her traps, ringing Jane up, rolling/blocking the receipts, then touching Krakowski up for more. Blonde girl stubbornly offensive throughout - spending herself against Larue's pocket for diminishing returns. Eva pounds out the final 3 rounds - all basically fought on the same sweat-soaked patch of sand at the ropes: comes back UD10 close, Eva Larue.

AFter: Jane downcast - tough way to start out the first day of a two week stretch against Larue, but BLONDE! Correspondents only too happy to spin it as a rousing vindication for Jane vis-a-vis their first fight. Eva all banged up and spent, but happy to have been the better woman on day 1.

Leads to fun in the sun for the rest of the week, when CATHERINE ZETA JONES actually stays as a guest at the resort. She joins in on the fun just to take attention off the two minor celebs...leads to a windfall Tony vs Emmy vs Oscar celebrity meltdown!

 

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