CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

Posted by Simguy on 7/20/2011, 10:08 am.

Before: Dichen another hit Australian import…Katie’s not concerned.  “We know she’s got the good rep coming out of Australia,” Katie admits, “but we haven’t seen a lot of tape on her. She’s obviously in fantastic shape, so it’ll be fun to puzzle her out, see what I can take, and then take it. I’ll take a round or two to de-mystify her, then just impose my will,” Lachman best known in North America for spirited sparring sessions with Eliza Dushku…is she really ready for the US fight-scene? “I feel Katie will be a good test,” Dicxhen says in prefight. “We’re similar in size and build—I hear we fight a similar approach, but I think Katie’s in for a surprise. I know she thinks of herself as the favourite, but that’s before we throw any [punches. After?  When she’s hurt and wondering what happened? She’ll have to re-think things.” Dichen in pink stretch-cotton tank with thin straps—bare midriff—pink panties; white gloves; blonde ponytail with swept bangs. Katie in similar dress in baby-blue; white gloves; hair in loose curls.

During R1: Katie the aggressor—stepping-to Dichen, out-hitting her. Cassidy’s jab straight n’ stiff; good tart straight right hooks thereafter, swiping palm-up across Dichen’s golden waist, or clouting away to right ear. Dichen leggy, loping to her right early on: after tasting Katie’s hook, Dichen roams to her left, circling the ring.

R2: Katie back at it: swift, abrupt combinations off the jab—she’s hunting Dichen down, touching her up. Midway through one-two up top spooks Dichen into covering up: Katie carves the left hook palm-up across tummy and DOWN GOES DICHEN! Lachman crying out, turning to her right, hugging her gut and kneeling down…bright smile Katie as she looks down, enjoying Dichen’s plight. Final minute, Katie pressing to get Dichen out of there: Lachman shows spirit off the apron—baring her teeth, letting her hands go in rangy one-twos up top, followed by thumping right/lefts on Katie’s flat waist, denying the Cassidy fnishing run. Cassidy with a cheeky wink after the bell: Dichen glaring like a  Nepalese cat.

R3: Dichen and Katie punching rangy—strafing each other long right hands off stiff jabs; coming back whacking hooks or looping right s to tummy/hip. Spirited stuff—lanky lasses bending willowy into meanspirited licks: Dichen’s legs give a shimmy midway through as Katie’s hands prove the heavier in exchange. Lachman leggy thereafter—looking scuffed and worried: Katie walking her down, stepping in off the jab, then looking to move hands until Dichen disengages. Bell: bright smile Katie—she’s getting to Dichen, bullying her at times, controlling her in rangy exchanges.

R4: Dichen doubling up the jab…she drops a right hand in over Katie’s left to chin” Cassidy’s legs give a shimmy…she’s stepping in fence post holes for a moment, Lachman hard-eyed, leaning in to drag-sweep a lanky right to Katie’s left hip… Dichen in close, her left forearm bracing against left side of Katie’s neck to push her back into ropes, Lachman laying in lanky lather—wicked right hands slashing at Katie’s waist,  bouncing off her left flank; pushing her left forearms and swatting left hooks up top; jagged left uppercuts to sternum that have Katie grunting in pain. Cassidy fighting off the ropes but getting tagged: Dichen in good position—keeping stance wide, back bendy so she can lean in and out, Bell: Dichen humbles Katie’s tits with a cheap, slap-chop right hand late…ref pulls Lachman away by a slender left arm, reads her the riot act.

R5: Dichen and Katie boxing-and-punching midring: lean whippets putting fluid combos together off sticky jabs: bending at the waist; ;loping around each other in wide, sinewy-legged stances, Katie getting clipped: a nice right hand’s getting through to her chin on occasion; a biting left hook’s punching awkwardly onto left side of her mouth as Dichen’s tightening up stroke. Both girls love to whack the body all long-armed and lanky—each taking her turn when the other covers up, Lachman busier, landing louder…it’s usually Dichen  loping forward as Katie backs out to regroup.

R6: Katie out-hits Dichen in a series of willowy exchanges—girls generating whippy leverage from sinuous legs/bendy backs. Lachman fighting hard as both boxers dispense with the jab to lay in and stroke hard licks: Katie getting the better of it, body and head. Down the stretch, Katie’s sweeping right takes Dichen hard above the left hip; whirling follow-on hook turns Dichen’s chin aside and LACHMAN’S HURT! Duchen stumble-bumming into ropes, forming face-in-gloves: Katie steps-to and lets hands go robusto! Cassidy pushing Dichen upright, then slopping hands to slender Aussie flanks…Katie just bouncing her mitts off meat, beating Dichen to a slumping position on ropes at bell., Extra hook across gut lands Katie—ref bodies her off as Dichen whines in protest.

R7: Dichen steps into Katie via downward-lancing straight right: Cassidy spanked hard to midsection, gurgles in pain, backs away shabby. Dichen walks Katie down, carving sinewy lefts and rights at Cassidy’s hips and middle—chopping Katie to ropes. Dichen atop Katie, working: she’ll jam the left through to left side of Katie’s face—holding out there—then sliding in the right. Pushing with the right on Katie’s mouth, Dichen with swat-hook Cassidy a hook to tummy, then hook her cheek…then it’s the left forearm bracing against left side of Cassidy’s neck. Katie pushed upright and punished…Cassidy whining, unable to sort herself out and punch-back, Supple push-and-punch administered by Dichen—really working Katie over at ropes. Cassidy finally able to form face-in-gloves and bend forward off the ropes: Dichen hardhearted, works the flanks and swabs that lower back as Katie cries out into her palms. TOO MUCH DICHEN! Katie fading fast—leaning back into ropes all eyelashes fluttering; bending forward face-in-gloves…the scrape and spank of Dichen’s swishing mitts constantly kissing off Katie’s head or body. It’s all too much…Katie leaning back against ropes, her  gloves coming off her face for just a moment…Dichen able to sweep-clear Katie’s hands via the hook, then NAIL her rangy straight right to the chin! Katie’s head rocks back over the top rope—her body goes limp—her hands drop to her waist…Cassidy’s helpless! Dichen applying polish: whacking left/right to waist pararlyzes slender Katie; carving right uppercut picks her up drowsy; left hook swivels her head and sends her toppling to her left. Ref already pushing Dichen away as Katie plunges face-down to lie parallel along the ropes: KO6 in seesaw fashion, Dichen Lachman!

After: Collision of lanky-bodied up and comers sees both girls hurt and wobbled: Dichen prevails in a rangy battle of wills. Lachman’s exotic face scuffed, but alert eyes blazing…she’s tasted victory on American soil and she wants more. “Think of me as a hotter, younger Grace Park who delivers results,” Dichen snarks in postfight, “Katie was just a taste…there’s plenty more where that came from. It’s safe to say that America has nothing like me…it’s like introducing an apex predator into a peaceful little eco-system of lambs! And I LOVE lamb!” Cassidy distraught in the immediate aftermath, but finding her competitive in days to come—even taking out a full page ad in BLONDE! Magazine, challenging Dichen to an immediate rematch.

Reposted by Archer 11/2/13

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