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20 July 2011 Katie Cassidy vs Dichen Lachman

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Katie Cassidy 02.jpgDichen Lachman 01.jpg

 

 

CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

 

REMATCH

 

Posted by simguy on 7/20/2011, 11:46 am

 

(6 weeks later): BEFORE: "I can't let that result stand," a stone-faced Katie Cassidy says of her loss to Lachman in the latter's FCBA debut. "I've grown up around Hollywood and there's one thing I know for sure: a can't-miss prospect like me can't allow an exotic like Dichen to get over on her. I can't allow her to claw her way past me: I have to fight for this turf!" Dichen smirking confidently throughout: she knows she's got young Katie over a barrel. "Katie fought well, but she's not in my league," Lachman purrs. "Another beating for Cassidy will cement my legitimacy and show that I'm not here just to look fantastic and turn heads. When I look past Katie to girls like Shay and Troian, tramps like Annalyne and Nina Dobrev...I get goosepimples because I know I'm in position to clean out my type-rivals in the FCBA!" Katie in yellow sport top; black nylon jogging shorts; hair in ponytail with swept bangs; black shoes; small black work out mitts. Dichen in lavender thin-strap yoga sport top; snug black dance shorts with boy-leg; small black work out gloves; white shoes; hair back in slick blonde battle bun.

During R1: Girls trading lashing, sidearm rights to midsections then slinging hooks up top...each fighter bendy-backed and supple, leaning in and out. These blistering whiplash exchanges settle down...girls soon stalk each other round the ring - hands up/elbows in/eyes glaring. Fighters take turns probing defences with PIK-PAK jabs - each trying to turn over the right cross, then come back a slashing hook to waist. Nobody hurt: Dichen backing Katie up in the exchanges.

R2: Steady Dichen aggression chases Katie round the ring. Lachman hard-eyed, walking Katie down...touching her an elastic yo-yo jab to guard; spooking her with sudden right crosses off the shoulder. Lachman not afraid to go body on Katie: Aussie stroking her girl left/right on the waist when Cassidy's in tight earmuff...Dichen often hesitating thereafter, then triggering the jerking right uppercut chaser. Katie legging round the ring, being elusive; she avoids real hurt, but her tummy and ribs are pinking up as Lachman banks points.

R3: Katie feinting Dichen into earmuff, then slipping left hand into Lachman's waistband-front to tug her forward, spin her round and push her off. Ref shouting warnings: Katie ignoring. Dichen jabs her way back into control - sometimes that pinging little yo-yo poke; sometimes a stiffer, stickier jolt...Dichen pivoting clockwise around her left, showing class. Down the stretch - Dichen able to get a steady string of spearing right hands straight-and-down to Katie's breadbasket: Cassidy grimacing, hopping back into ropes, setting up earmuff as Dichen wades in to mop up.

R4: Katie firms, standing her ground to trade rangy straight lefts and rights as girls box midring. Tart spank of small mitts on pretty faces and hard bodies: girls just reaching out and finding one another. Katie making good use of Dichen's trunks - tugging her forward/spinning her, then clouting her the right hand up top...Lachman off-balance as Katie's small-gloved left hand controls Aussie waistband. Down the stretch, Katie gets big - hands on Dichen's hips to push Lachman ropeside, then it's shoulder to shoulder, slender-girl slugging as fight goes into a phone booth. Tasty stuff - fighters scrubbing hairlines, keeping hands at cheeks/elbows in tight to ribs...Katie chopping in behind either Lachman elbow, pounding that fat-free waist and making Dichen sluggish by the bell.

R5: Bitter hammer and tongs - lean, sinewy bodies bending at the waist, each girl suffering in turn as the other lashes away. Girls keeping fists in the hollows of their cheeks/elbows in tight to ribs when not working...each just trying to slip side to side, looking for an angle on the other's torso. Vicious, biting, small-glove spank off shiny flanks, taut waistlines...girls buggywhipping one another, chopping one another - even using the knife-edge of palm-up hacks in above one another's hips. Constant, tart PIK! PAK! PEK! of small gloves on lean meat...by the bell, both girls are scuffed and puffy about the eyes; exhibiting body-cringe from throbbing, pink ribcages.

R6: Very close, competitive heat, but each and every minute, Dichen's digging it out of Katie. Hands up/elbows in...girls nudging and pushing each other off via left shoulders or extended chicken-winged left elbows. Fighting forehead to forehead, they'll take turns strappin' each other lanky right/left to waist - covering up tight as they can to take the receipt-in-kind. Dichen coming off the body with a short little right uppercut - routinely picking Katie's face up drowsy with a tart little "PIK!" Down the stretch, Katie's looking rigid, hurt: Dichen loosening up - often riding her left around around Katie's right arm to cradle her, holding her close for scraping, digging rights. Bell: Dichen taking extra as Katie's slumping forward behind her mitts...Lachman lashing a pair of left hooks high into Katie's sinewy lats PAK! PAK!

R7: Show of spirit for Katie: she grinds away tousle to tousle, trading limber body-licks and tight-clipped uppercuts with determined Dichen. Both girls just throbbing with hurt - small gloves roaming up and down svelte torsos, bruising up arms and lats, ribs and tummies, then bouncing off faces as girls take groggily while stooping forward. Katie's vicious left uppercuts find sternum, winning a little give in Dichen's golden-brown legs: Lachman ashen-faced, finishes the round butt-in-ropes, taking a tanning from vengeful Katie through 7.

R8: Katie mixes it up - turning boxer in first minute to lump up Dichen's face via the jab, rotating clockwise to turn Lachman's right flank. With Dichen taken and grumpy - Katie moves back inside to work that bony bump-and-scrub inside: girls grinding foreheads; throwing shoulders/propping elbows; lashing the body, uppercutting bruised faces in tight. Katie hacking away very effectively - controlling Dichen's movement with that sneaky left hand in Lachman's waistband - pulling and pushing Dichen by her trunks.

R9: Dichen turns boxer on Katie, lumping HER up the jab, circling her, then moving in to work rangy on the inside. Vicious stuff - both girls built to use small, cruel gloves - each just taking turns beating the other up and down. Lachman gets the better of it - winning a blurt of hurt from katie via shoving right to solar-plexus; then raking Katie hooks to punch her spellbound by the bell.

R10: Same as it's been all along - some classy leg-and-jab work outside, leading to hard-edged bump-n'-slug on the inside. Rangy lasses not sparing the lash - small gloves nip and snatch at lean flanks/quivering tummies/wiry arms as girls pour it on late. Kate catching Dichen short right uppercuts as Lachman's stooping forward: Lachman bewitched, her eyes closed, mouth open in shock as Katie gets the touches. Lachman pushing on Katie's shoulders, then lashing her buggywhip rights in the ribs: Cassidy cringing in receipt, legs trembling...then it's Katie's turn and poor Dichen suffers. Katie's left hand constantly gripping at Dichen's waistband - Cassidy holding the trunks while leaning in close to crowd with her left shoulder...when she's ready, she'll bump Dichen off, sling her around, clout her a cheap right hand as ref's shouting warnings from the flank. Bell: girls still hacking away...icy glares of hate all around as ref intercedes. Comes back narrow UD10: Dichen Lachman!

After: Dichen grinning: Katie heartbroken, shouting "NO!" with eyes clenched tight...she's beaten for a second straight time by her new nemesis - a terrible setback. "That's my foot on Katie's throat," Dichen says proudly in postfight - face all puffy from Katie's work, but exuberant nonetheless. "She's a typical little California Cheater, but I wouldn't have it from her. I imposed my will, broke her spirit, and I stand poised to run the table at bantamweight! I'm calling out Summer Glau, Troian Bellisario, Annalyne McCord, Nina Dobrev...and that's just for starters. I'll have Grace Park on her knees one day, and Eliza Dushku will grovel at my feet. Minka Kelly will not stand against me, and if Laura Vandervoort thinks she can make 117, I would gladly treat her as shabbily as I treated Katie!"

 

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