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27 July 2011 Laetitia Casta vs Pippa Middleton

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Laetitia Casta 09.jpgPippa Middleton.jpg

 

(BBU Private Bout)

 

Posted by Middywatcher on 7/27/2011, 3:38 am

 

So Laetitia gets her comeback chance, and Pippa gets the fight she’s been promised – with maybe a contract to sign at the end of the night. There is much to gain for both girls as they prepare to enter the gym. As Pippa asked, there are only a handful of people waiting for the bout. Of course, TU fighters are present: Ledoyen, Munn, Cook and Refaeli wait for Laetitia, harsh looks on their faces. “Oh, a bunch of sore losers....” Laetitia snarls, passing by. “Traitor!” yells Virginie in reply. “You are the loser, Casta” yells Munn, with Refaeli and Cook on the verge of chasing Casta. But a quick look from the staff people stops them. “Ladies, this is supposed to be a fair fight –so forget about your personal grudges and see what’s best for the stable. Am I clear?”

A stern-faced Laetitia enters the ring first, the actress looking good in a blue bikini, soon to be joined by the elegant Pippa in that familiar white one-piece. The girls barely look at each other, their mutual contempt clear.

Round 1
As in her earlier fights, Pippa is mobile about the ring, her gloves low, and this costs her in the early exchanges, as a ferocious Laetitia lands some sharp blows to her face, knocking her head backwards. Pippa isn’t used to this kind of treatment, and she’s not looking too clever, stumbling backwards, her back finding the ropes behind it as Laetitia whacks her face to and fro, the English girl looking shabby with a bruise welling up already under her left eye as the French actress gives her a lesson. Pippa only really escapes from the ropes in the closing seconds, after which she stings Laetitia’s face with a few wide hooks, but overall that was a poor round for the socialite.

Round 2
Pippa’s defence looks a little tighter, now, her gloves higher, and she’s keeping herself very mobile, able to jab Laetitia quite easily before retreating. This irritates the actress, and she wades forwards, taking a few shots to her face, but she accepts the discomfort just to get into the English girl’s slim body, knowing she has to slow the girl down. Casta’s using a lot of energy in this round, but isn’t getting far, with Pippa able to take those bodyshots and land her own hooks to the French girl’s reddening face, and it’s not until the final few seconds that Laetitia lands anything worthwhile, when she smacks two good right hooks onto that bruised cheek.

Round 3
Laetitia is breathing hard now, and she’s noticeably slower about the ring, an easy target for Pippa’s slingy hooks, which she slams into the French girl’s body, slowing her still further. Groaning and scrambling, Laetitia has nowhere to hide as she looks a spent force, with Pippa just punishing her to the body at first, then she has that face freed up, Casta just helpless as the English girl batters her towards the ropes, traps her there, then bangs left and right hand shots into the actress’s face, especially her stronger right hand, which has Laetitia sliding along the ropes to try to minimise the punishment, her guard too weak to stop any of the tall brunette’s punches getting through, and her face is a reddened, swelling sight at the end of the round.


Round 4
There’s a commotion in Laetitia Casta’s corner as the round starts. The French girl is breathing hard, still not completely recovering from the previous round. Gloves on her face, she shakes her head repeatedly, as she wants to quit! But Pippa’s ready and waiting to continue, so out she comes, slow and surly, her gloves tight to her head and her elbows tucked into her ribcage. Her corner may have forced Laetitia to her feet, but they can’t make her fight, and the actress is offering nothing in aggression as Pippa tries in vain to find an opening, her wide, looping hooks mostly landing against defensive gloves and arms, and now she’s wasting energy, just unable to free up anything of the French girl to hit, and she ends the round in a clinch. Almost being wrestled to the floor as the fight descends into farce.


Round 5
Pippa looks frustrated as Laetitia once again comes out in a purely defensive posture, and the girl simply doesn’t have the guile or experience to unpick her defence. Pippa’s guard is clearly dropping with her confidence, and this allows Laetitia back into the fight, the wily actress slipping inside Pippa’s reach to clip her to the face – and the girls trade punches! This suits Pippa very well, and she’s peppering Casta’s face again, ripping into the older girl, hurting her, stunning her with a hard right hook to the side of her head, she then connects with a solid left to the jaw, and that’s enough for Laetitia Casta! Poor Laetitia collapses, in tears. Still flat on her back at five, she tries to roll and grab the ropes, but it’s all too much for her. No comeback for Laetitia, as she lies down, beaten and and counted out!

With Casta down, the TU girls soon surround her. A few members of the staff quickly reach for them, avoiding a sure punishment for Laetitia. But in the meanwhile, Bar and Oliva are already holding the upper and lower part of Laetitia’s bikini in their hands. Naked, except for her boxing gloves and shoes, Laetitia rolls to her corner, where she incoherently blubbers some words in French. On the opposite side, Pippa is congratulated by the four girls “I guess I can sign the contract now, uh?” she says, looking at the manager.

Another win for Pippa Middleton is soon being celebrated by her supporters, partying long into the night. For Laetitia, no signs that she could compete again in the league –but the series of pictures of her in her bathing suit that flooded the internet after this bout might be of some help....

 

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