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20 March 2008 Neve Campbell vs Britney Spears

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Posted by Simguy on 3/20/2008

Before: Both fighters recently bested by Allison Mack - pride and body-type bragging rights on the line as neither wants to lose 2 in a row. "There's been a lot of talk about who has the stronger legs - me or Britney," Neve says in prefight. "I don't know for sure, but I'd say we're 1 and 2 in the division. I've been looking forward to this for a long time. Britney's big - she's strong - she's got very good hands: breaking her down will be a tremendous challenge, and I'm totally up for it." Spears wants to go back to the leg question: "The only person wondering if Neve's legs are stronger than mine, is Neve," Brit quips. "She's strong, but if she's relying on strength alone, she'll get her ass beat big time. To me - she's a brunette Elisha Cuthbert - someone with GOOD - not great - legs, and someone who's constantly overestimating herself and her physical limits. Neve's tailor made for me: I see me taking her apart and stopping her late. She can't do what she thinks she's going to do - and I totally know what she thinks she's going to do." Britney in hot pink bikini; hair up in beach ponytail; white gloves. Neve in black sport-cut bikini; white gloves; short hair fresh from the shower. Allison Mack ringside, just a-beaming: she's loving this contest.

During R1: BRITNEY GOES DOWN! Hard to see - girls falling in together - Neve clipping Britney a right hand on the way in - delayed effect as they bump-up, then Spears stumbles to all fours, eyes wide and blinking. "NICE LEGS, BRIT - SHAKY MUCH?" Neve hollers, scampering to neutral corner: Spears up quickly, cheeks blushing crimson as Campbell scores a cheap knockdown. Nothing cheap about the follow up: Neve jabbing Britney to ropes, then having her way as Spears covers up earmuff. Neve: pinning Brit down with the jab up top; whacking sidearm rights to Britney's firm brown waist and ribs; swatting Brit's temple a swiping left, then BURYING the left hand in behind Spears' right elbow. Spears hunkered down, grunting as she's spanked: Neve goes bell to bell strong, ringing up Spears' body with sumptuous thump.

R2: Midring - girls snuggle up: it's mouth-on-shoulder struggling - shoulders bumping, arms writhing. Britney fetching Neve cute little swats and cuffs, then reaching in under Neve's arms to walk her around. Campbell frustrated - she's getting clouted about her tummy, flanks and tits, then clinched, then turned - Spears weaving her magic tummy-to-tummy. Britney often hugging up loose around Neve's right arm while leaning in on Campbell - Spears able to swat, then tie up around the arm, leaning into Neve, moving her about. Ref getting wise - starts barking at Brit to lay off the holding and hitting: Spears responds by riding her left around Neve's head, pulling it down, smiting her a right hand across the left hip/lower back. Down the stretch, Campbell face-in-gloves, stooping forward: Britney getting off free and limber - pounding at Neve's hips with both hands. Bell, Britney brightening as she separates: Campbell scowling, wobbly-butt en route to her corner as she feels Spears' heft.

R3: Neve jabbing her way in - forcing Brit to cover up: Campbell able to lick that sidearm right tight to Britney's body with loud, beefy spank. Neve pushing in strong - she's bodying Britney back: blonde buttocks ringing stubbornly as she digs in, tries to deny Neve canvas. Campbell pushing Britney to ropes, plowing a right hand to the pit of Spears's tummy while leaning in to smother receipt...then Neve disengages with a grin, waving Britney to come join her midring. Spears walking off the ropes with a scowl - covering up as Neve jabs at her - grunting as Neve smites her a sidearm right hand amidships. Campbell clinches, strains to walk Britney back: once again, Spears pink-clad buttocks protesting as Neve takes canvas one determined step at a time. Ropes: Neve burying a right hand into Britney's tummy while leaning on her for ref's break - again Campbell walks to midring, inviting Britney back out. Pattern repeats - Neve using the jab to get Spears covering; Neve scoring to the body, smothering the receipt, walking Spears to ropes for ref's breaks. Succulent, body-on-body straining - not a lot of sustained punching, but the constant weight bearing tactics and pushing of strong-against-strong has both girls flushed and panting at the bell. Neve's round - she tucks into Britney for another virtual shutout.

R4: Midring - Britney really digging in, refusing to back up as Neve pushes in: squirming mouth on shoulder slugging results as girls rotate gently counter-clockwise. Subtle, supple stuff - girls in constant contact - leaning in to push at each other's arms, hugging around each other's torsos, occasionally even wrapping up around each other's heads. Neve reaching her left arm in under Britney's right, using the left shoulder to push against Spears chest. Spears gently hugging up around Neve's left arm because it's convenient. Swatting, digging blows - mostly to body: both girls keeping heads tucked in close together. Legs heavy and strong as girls step around, pushing on each other, swatting beefy. Neve a little busier - a little bossier: it's a close, competitive round, but Neve's the aggressor.

R5: Britney slick n' sleek midring - showing a little Carmen Electra look. Brit: left hand low; left shoulder pointed at Neve in deeply closed stance; right hand at chin; feet widespread. Brit lifting the jab off her hip, sliding back while dragging that lead left foot: Neve wary here, assessing the new look, keeping dukes up to block Brit's spanking poke. Spears turning on lead right potshots - bouncing mitt off Neve's pate, or punching into her gloves; swiping hook taking Neve in pale paunch thick n' beefy. Campbell's lips tight: those body touches hurt - she's stepping out, looking to renegotiate behind her jab. Neve working in close, getting off in chugging combination for the first time - lefts and rights pumping up into Britney as Neve keeps elbows in/delivery tidy. Spears turning her left side into the punishment - sponging leather in her ribs, breasts, left bicep: Britney fitting in hard right hand counters in spots - really drilling Neve after Campbell's volleys. Britney sliding about, dragging the front (left) foot, placing hard shots - she's taking the fight from Neve midring, clearly landing the harder, cleaner shots. Bell: Britney helps herself to a huge clapping palmful of Neve's buttock as Campbell's walking away. Neve turns stone-faced: "No. That's not happening," walking to Britney as ref is forced to intervene. Fight delayed as tempers boil over - both girls pushing against official and getting mouthy.

R6: Neve repeatedly rocked: Britney busting in right hands from that closed stance. Spears sliding to her right, dragging the front (left) foot - really walking Neve into harm as Campbell trudges forward in earmuff. Brit feinting, drilling the right down into body, or splitting the mitts. Campbell cringing off the body shots, face twisting as Brit's fist smacks off tensed tummy; Campbell's head pitching straight back from her gloves as Britney face-punches up the middle. Brit uncharacteristically meanspirited - taunting Neve, making faces at her after scoring big shots: blonde's circling, taking her brunette apart and letting Neve hear all about it. Down the stretch, Neve so stubborn, dukes at her temples/elbows in close to body: Britney steps close; hooks Neve's right ear, then prods a stiff left jab into the guard; short, sharp right hand skids off the guard, keeping Neve covered up; THICK, whacking hook takes Neve loud on the paunch, buckling her legs. Campbell ashen faced, blurting out in pain as she crumples forward: Britney celebrates with a flashy set of rising lefts and rights just a-bustin' to Neve's overhanging rack as winded brunette tilts forward at bell. "You like that, hey?" Brit chirps, smiling as Neve straightens all cranky/throbbing. "It's Britney, bytch!"

R7: Neve rallies - spends a minute hunting Britney down with a workmanlike jab, getting on top and forcing position inside. Girls fighting forehead to forehead, but Neve's careful to keep right leg well back so she can lean out for distance: denying Britney's clinches midring. Campbell busy about Britney's tummy, tits and biceps - good thudding work being done in bunches: brunette head down, exhaling through pursed lips as she serves it up. At one point, Neve so spirited she steps out and shouts "SHOW ME THE TUMMY!" before sliding back in to continue at her girl. Spears spends a minute trying to edge her left shoulder in all cute n' slippy, but she's taking too much punishment without getting off - finally forced to step out. Neve stays in touch with the jab - pounding Britney's presented left bicep, breast or shoulder with thudding locator-poke, then stepping in with a right roundhouse to body, re-establishing inside. Final minute sees Spears retreat to ropes and set up cute: Neve stoops, jabs the tummy, then walks back to midring, raising her eyebrows in invitation. Spears disheveled, frazzled - she has to re-engage midring as Neve's clearly got the points Brit needs.

R8: Inside fighting midring - girls shouldering each other around, keeping heads close, busily touching each other tummy and tits. Right uppercut Neve at the minute mark - Britney's head picked up, lips parted, eyes blinking at the clean spank. Neve hooks jug, steps in close with a chopping right to jaw: Britney covers up earmuff. Neve swats the right ear a slapping left, then BURIES her hook to liver. Spears sputtering in pain - immediately steps back, hugging her body, giving Neve 'how-could-you' eyes: BRITNEY TAKES A KNEE! Brit slowly from one knee to all fours, panting weepy: Neve strutting 'round behind, viewing Spears' backside with deep skepticism. "Gettin' ready to quit, Brit?" Neve chirps - ref pushes her back as Spears struggles up for an wobbly 8. Minute and a half on the clock: maybe the worst 90 seconds of Britney's career as she sits in the ropes - left across her throbbing bod, right hand palm-out at her left cheek. Neve strides in, squares up all hard-hearted and goes to WORK on her blonde. Thick, smashing blows - no finesse: Neve just pulling wide lefts and rights onto Britney - bashing at her skull, arms, flanks. Spears numb - rotating her torso, twisting away from punches she sees - but Neve just setting a methodical, thudding beat-down pace on her foe's torso. Britney sucks it up, takes what she has to take, but she's swaying in the wind at bell. Neve chests up, forcing herself on Brit: "BABY, YOU CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS!" Ref intervenes: Britney blinking, lips parted, looks astonished with punishment.

R9: Britney stumbling off her stool - elects to go to ropes: for the first time, Neve willingly wades in to lay siege. Neve operating off Britney's left shoulder - brunette swinging right hands palm-down into Britney's back; left hands palm-up into Brit's paunch; working up-torso with bludgeoning, thudding force. Spears shook, but well braced against ropes: she's turning on cute right hands from the closed stance; leaning back into ropes to swipe hooks across Neve's front. Hammer and tongs two-way - Spears stabilizing, fighting Neve to a standstill near BSE corner. Midway through, Britney catches Neve a short, clouting hook to mouth - blonde turning her torso in tight behind the punch, ducking slightly on her right side, then fetching Neve a slick little right uppercut as Neve misses a right hand over top. Spears easing into Neve with the extended left elbow, nudging her; Spears shifts weight to right (back) foot to pull the hook across Neve's mouth - swiping mouthpiece right off Neve's teeth. CAMPBELL'S ROCKED! Neve coming undone - hands outstretched on reflex: Britney leans in with a short chopping overhand right to jaw; hooks Neve's body, bunching up tummy meat; picks Neve up another clipping right uppercut to chin and DOWN GOES CAMPBELL! Neve sprawled on her back - face twisted in shock, head lolling side to side. Spears screeching down incoherently - forcing ref to body her back. Campbell herky-jerks onto her left hip, slow-rolling to her knees, then up - she stumbles into ropes, eyelashes fluttering, out on her feet. Deep breath, Britney - shoulders lifting as she sucks it in: then wades into Neve. Campbell's turn to suffer: she sits in ropes earmuffed up, biting down on sobs as Britney beats her without mercy. Bell: BRITNEY'S STILL WHACKING AWAY SIDEARM RIGHTS! Spears crying mindlessly, pulled off Neve by the ref as Campbell wilts into ropes, momentarily crippled.

R10: Midring. Girls crouch, paw left hands, reach in to body up. feet stamp, buttocks ring, girls dig in, looking to walk the other back. Step by step, it's Britney: Neve can't hold canvas as blonde has her wrapped up snug around the ribcage, walking her back. Ropes: Neve exhausted, beats her right fist palm-down into Brit's ribs around Spears' embracing left arm. Brit absorbs, then shoulder-butts Neve in the mouth (left shoulder); pushes Neve's left arm up and over, trapping the limb between the girls' heads; with Neve's entire left side exposed, Britney heartlessly jams the heel of her right hand into torso, causing Neve to blurt wetly into Britney's left shoulder. Ref breaks it up - warns both girls, then backs away as Britney wades in, bodies up. Neve wriggling - trying to tie up around Britney's ribs: Spears looking to deny this - SHE wants her arms inside Neve's. Pushing, squirming, mouth-on-shoulder action - Britney slowly mauling Neve against ropes, making her take weight. Spears pushing Neve's head back with forearms; tucking in body blows while smothering Neve; smearing Neve along cables. Campbell's legs tremble, but hold: she's badly drained, worked over in the tenth, but she stands under Britney's determined late assault. Bell: Britney still at and on Neve - ref has to pull her off, then walk her back as both girls want more. Comes back UD10, one point duke - Neve Campbell!

After: 5 rounds a piece - extra knockdown gives it to Neve - and Britney's not taking it well. Spears pushing through the crowd - gets in Neve's face: "You're giving me a rematch."

"Tell me you're not giving me orders," Neve barks back, nose only inches away from Britney's. "Is there any part of your ass that hasn't been kicked tonight? Any part?"

"Rematch - get me paper. Just cut the crap and give it to me."

"Maybe I'll give it to you right now. You need extra? Huh? Any more Neve and you're gonna be one shabby little popstar, slut."

Back and forth - very hard feelings boiling over as neither curvy lass feels satiated. HBO said to be hard at work packaging up a special PPV event for these two: La Conquista; a friendly game of Posts, and; a one-on-one beach tug of war rumoured to be the events.

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