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Posted by simguy on 3/20/2009, 7:00 pm
Before: Security very heavy for any formal pre-fight event involving these two: seething animosity more than apparent to all in attendance. Bitter cruelty shown during weigh-in as each snipes at the other's body, attacking imaginary imperfections: in reality it's about as ballistic and strong a pairing as we've ever seen. "I broke Kaley's will in our last fight," Jessica says at podium, supported by audio-visual highlight reel of her post-fight savaging of Cuoco last time out. "I didn't just beat her: I took part of her away that she'll never get back. That's why this is going to be an easy fight for me - maybe first round easy. Kaley's going to say she's good to go, but the truth is, I took her heart, and when she looks at me now, she knows I'm better - end of story."
Kaley not her usual upbeat, happy self: every shot of her seems to show her frowning these days as fight-nite approaches. "All Jessica did was motivate me to destroy her," Cuoco says at podium, eyes flashing. "Like any bully, she thinks she dominated me when she launched that cowardly post-fight attack upon me - but the truth is, all she did was harden me. I'm not just better athletically than her now: my heart, soul and mind are totally dedicated to taking her apart. The FCBA is just the tip of the iceberg: I'm committing to seeking Jessica out in any and all venues, anywhere in the world, fighting her whenever I can find her, until she bares her throat to me. This fight is the opening drive in a campaign that will one day see Jessica Biel retire a broken and battered woman from the world of celebrity fighting. Promise."
Kaley in black bikini, white gloves; pretty puncher's ponytail with wisps all about her face. Biel in beige bra; white bikini bottoms; black gloves; hair in loose tangles about her shoulders.
"Does anyone have any questions about me and Kaley?" Jessica laughs - hugging her trainer playfully, then refacing the camera. "I blew her frigging doors off tonight. The whole 'Kaley's kryptonite for Jessica' thing is now officially laid to rest. The story of Cuoco goes: she got lucky against me one night, I regrouped, figured her out, DECISIVELY thrashed her again and again, then I moved on. Cuoco was never the Biel-buster you all thought she was - I KNEW that, but you know: sometimes it takes a crushing KO1 to make the point. This is what happens in rivalries: girls fight until things get settled. Natalie Portman's better than Sarah Michelle Gellar; Charlize is better than Cat Bell; Britney's better than Carmen; and I'm better than Kaley. Oh, and I seriously hope she's going to continue with her 'all out assault' on me: love to repeat this on an apartment carpet soon!" |