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26 August 2000 Kelly Hu vs Lucy Liu

Page history last edited by Archer844 14 years, 5 months ago

 

Posted by Simguy on Saturday, 26-Aug-2000 11:07:14.

 

Before: Liu’s biggest test physically, sees her a solid underdog for the first time in a long time against Hu. Hu’s hand and footspeed, height and reach, size and strength, all seen as adequate compensation for Liu’s unique style and early power. “The longer this goes on,” Quotes one pundit. “the more Hu likes it.” Lucy in black sports bra, leopard print short skirt, black boxing gloves, slick ponytail—Kelly in high neck black sports bra, red aerobics bottoms, black shoes, slick ponytail. Special referee Kiana Tom in referee striped jogbra and red boycut shorts.

 

R1; Hu with that lightning quick lead right, steps in and back Liu the length of the ring with a fencer’s rush, banging back Lucy’s head and nearly depositing her on the canvas in the opening moments. Liu staggering to the ropes, finally gets legs beneath her and starts to bounce right, showing Hu the clip along left hook under the chin. Kelly overcommits on the pursuit a\nd Liu changes direction, diving into a looping overhand right to the face that puts Hu wobbly butt at the midway point. Tom issuing a break as the girls fall in together, shoving the sweaty bodies back with a hand of either girl’s chest, but Liu able to score a wild left hand on the break buckles Hu’s legs. Kelly now fighting hurt—Liu bending low, feet parallel, crouches nearly to the floor before straightening and clouting Hu’s face with bang-bang lefts/rights. Kelly on her heels, eyes clouding over-Liu battering her! Down the stretch—Kelly’s legs shot—she’s slugging it out, but Liu diving in and out, turning Hu, twisting Hu, is fighting her fight. Seconds left in the round a crazy left uppercut from the knees freezes Hu and Liu piles on. Kelly toppling slowly backwards—Liu pitching in accurate lefts and rights from her hips, banging the face as Kelly goes down and OUT! Kelly Hu swooning on her back, moaning and writhing from side to side as she can’t beat the count. Incredible KO1 Lucy Liu!

 

After: Liu leaping for joy. Posts one of the most remarkable victories of going for broke

against the bigger girl, holding nothing back for the later rounds in an all or nothing bid for glory. Hu absolutely heartbroken by the worst performance of HER career sits sobbing on her stool when Kiana Tom “assists” her to feet, presenting the broken Hu to Liu for a brazen walk of shame. Asians showing heartless disregard for one another with this cruel display—Liu tugging her victim to all four corners as Kiana claps happily—crowd roaring—Hu sniveling. Liu stopping at one point to display Kelly to Salma Hayek at ringside—message loud and clear to the Latin challenger: bring your chin baby.

 

Reposted by Archer on 10/22/09.

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