Posted by simguy on 6/7/2003, 12:04 pm

Before: Debbe's got it, she's flaunting it in Ryan's face. Debbe still trotting out the tournament in every interview. Debbe.com selling Krusher Killer tshirts, ball caps, coffee cups, you name it. And Debbe joyously proclaiming herself the owner of Jeri Ryan courtesy hard work and spectacular 11th hour knockouts - Dunning's riding high and milking it. Opposite side of the street for Jeri Ryan - clearing her timetable to deal with the Dunning question, battering sparring partners to the point of criminal assault during training - she's a woman obsessed and that's not always good.

"Jeri needs to be careful," says Charlize Theron in an interview for BLONDE! magazine. "Cat Bell's been obsessed with me and it's ruined her career. Jeri doesn't need a girl like Debbe in her life - Ryan can go around her, but Dunning's got her fixated. These two are joined at the hip - something's gotta give and I'm just afraid it's going to be Ryan."

Jeri in red bikini, Dunning in purple bra style sport bikini.

During R1: Dunning hands at waist level, brazenly forward, leading with the hook, clubbing back with the right hand, stroking hook - Ryan getting clouted about her head and shoulders as she covers up gives ground. Jeri trying to create space, walk Debbe into the right hand - blonde placing her shots while brunette's just putting leather on meat. Ryan unhurt, but buffeted about the ring, often clam-shelling up as Debbe's mitts bounce off the guard - how can you not give it to Dunning. Big smile Debbe as she struts back to her corner, right hand pumping at the audience.

R2: Ryan jabbing to Debbe's chest, trying to fit that chin for the perfect right hand - Dunning still just wading in and trying to land 2. By the midway point, they're fighting Debbe's fight - toe to toe, chests swinging in syncopation with wide stroking haymakers and RYAN GETS SHOCKED! Jeri taking a walloping right along her jaw, freezes, then gets stroked the hook which sends her baby-stepping to her left. Jeri putting her gloves up at her eyebrows, leaning forward - Debbe loots the breadbasket with romping left/rights - Ryan's knees buckling, bending, then straightening as she refuses the knockdown. Thumping body blows drive blonde to ropes - Ryan shabby, wilting, drooping forward. Debbe in a wide stance, galloping up the middle - she's torn up Ryan's gut, now she wants those jugs, taking them with ransacking lefts and rights like a berserk aerobics instructor on fastforward. Debbe tireless to the bell, feasting on Ryan's melons, ribs, occasionally picking her up in the teeth - Jeri just tilted forward, soaking it all up. Debbe chesting up, forcing eye contact and mouthing happy taunts into Jeri's woozy, tear-stained face - all Dunning through 2.

R3: Debbe unleashes: Ryan suffers. Jeri hurt in the opening moments by a carefree right hand wallop on the jaw - Ryan stumble-footing to her left, hands at her eyebrows. Dunning striding forward, left hand at her hip - she leans to pull in clobbering overhand rights, getting around Ryan's wrist to smash the ear/jawline. Ryan battered sideways to the ropes - she hits 'em ramshackle, groggy behind that rigid high guard. Debbe in a wide stance, big grin - she starts that vicious lather - wide lefts, clouting rights, side to side haymakers that bash past the Ryan defence. JERI GOES DOWN! Jeri wilting under the barrage, finally droops to a knee - Dunning lifts her mitts, steps forward to press her stomach/trunks against Ryan's woozy face as the ref tries to restore order. Ryan beats the count as Debbe takes her time jiggling to a neutral corner - Double D blowing kisses to the audience, hands outstretched on the top ropes as Jeri sways, takes 8. Final minute a mop up - Debbe cleaning up on Jeri with muscular wide lefts and rights - Jeri bent forward at the waist, giving away her ribs and back for free. At the bell, Dunning stoops to palm Jeri heavily back into the ropes - blonde head lolling semi-conscious on a limp neck - brunette grinning, refreshing herself with the sight.

R4: Debbe into Jeri midring - blonde covering up, fighting hurt, getting walloped and buffeted about her head and shoulders as she tries to stand her ground. Dunning just swinging away, joyous, free swinging clouts, stepping forward flat footed as her punches loosen Ryan up. Jeri giving ground, getting shelled, but she's riding it out, rolling with the worst of it. Second minute, Jeri fits a right hand straight and sure inside a wide Dunning right, finding Debbe's chin - brunette cross sails over top. Ryan back with a tight hook - Debbe's hook waffling in a slap, Dunning's eyes suddenly vague. Ryan muscular with her left forearm, shoving Dunning back - Debbe on ramshackle legs stumbles a few steps then wades in, loading up her right hand and RYAN BEATS HER TO THE PUNCH! Jeri bending into that sweet short right, kissing it off Debbe's mouth - Dunning's right hand sailing high, she corkscrews down onto her haunches and sprawls on her back - she's OUT! Ryan standing up strong, face bruised and swollen, jugs glowing hot with abuse, but she's the last woman standing. KO4 Jeri Ryan.

After: Jeri Ryan finally gets the monkey off her back, putting everything on the line to hang an L on the hated Debbe D. Hard to put Dunning all the way out like that - she's a long time coming around. Samdog's earned it - I leave what Ryan does next for him to write.