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14 September 2011 (I) Kelly Carlson vs Julianne Hough

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Boxing on the Beach: Malibu

 

Posted by simguy on 9/14/2011, 7:07 pm

 

 

(Still a little out of it - can't remember if I posted these, but I did them when Hough was putting up some impressive beach candids on the blog-boards).


BEFORE: All indies not created equal...Hough well-financed, backed by studios and the music industry both; she's got a full time trainer/nutrionist/entourage, runs her own camp, full legal support - the works. Carlson? Kelly's a have-gloves-will-travel veteran; trains herself in L.A. open-sparring gyms, or works the camps of the bigger names...she's motivated by the disparity. "I live out of suitcases," Kelly says in prefight, "Julie's got the silver spoon. That matters in the ring: I'm tuff and tested - she's not. We get to diggin', and I guarantee you her legs will quit first!" Hough laughing off the tuff talk - laying it all out for Kelly in rebuttal: "Carlson's a stepping stone. Great bod still, but she's losing her looks: I need to chow down while fans will still pay to see her. It's all about me showing my wares: we know Kelly can last long enough to provide a pretty showcase...and then I'll close the curtain on her!"

Both fighters wearing small black work out mitts, dressed as depicted.

JULIANNE FROM BEHIND (ON THE LEFT):
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=fp_7669530_7&title=Ashley%20Tisdale%20Julianne%20Hough&loc=3

JULIANNE FRONT (ON THE LEFT):
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=fp_7669530&title=Ashley%20Tisdale%20Julianne%20Hough&loc=3

KELLY (FRONT)
http://thegrumpiest.com/picture.php?MyImage=/2011/05/kelly_carlson_012.jpg&Caption=Kelly%20Carlson%20Pictures

KELLY (JUGS IN DETAIL)
http://thegrumpiest.com/picture.php?MyImage=/2011/05/kelly_carlson_010.jpg&Caption=Kelly%20Carlson%20Pictures

Malibu beach venue - ring set up on sand; bright sun overhead.

During R1: Julie fit n' pretty - dosing Kelly 2-beat left jabs; sidestepping clockwise; smiling breezy as she turns her brunette. Kelly dukes up, elbows in, blocking shots, jabbing back to Hough's chest without success. Julianne content to win the round with her legs - occasionally sprucing Kelly up brisk, straight left/right/left flurries as Carlson covers up, blocks the burst. Snarl of contempt, Kelly to Juli at the break: Hough twirling away, swishing back to her corner with a frisky blonde shutout.

Full body shower for Juli on sand outside her corner; Kelly getting a light misting on face/breasts from cornerman - brunette titling her face up, eyes closed into the fine spray.

R2: Juli poppin' poke, keeping Carlson's hands up. Juli changing directions side to side, jabbin' jug, then releasing left/right/left as Kelly's trying to issue receipts. Carlson pasted upon her face - her eyes closed, lips parted as she absorbs small-glove impact: Juli tidying up, scoring briskly, then sidestepping. By the midway point, Kelly's sluggish with punishment, eyes resentful...she tries to close behind earmuff; Juli greets her via stuffing right to breadbasket, freezing brunette on the spot. Kelly grimacing, trying to hook for respect: Juli beats her to left hooks, cuffing Kelly across her mouth once, twice, thrice: Carlson stepping in fence post holes as blonde girl lights her up. Shoe-shine across the tummy; criss-cross left/right pasting upon the jug finishes up the round for Juli - scoring tasty on scowling Kelly. After the bell, Juli grinning, turning away - stops - shimmies her shoulders (right one up, left one low) - then takes a hesitation horseman's strut step - repeating with another herky-jerk shoulder shimmy and so on. Kelly hot and bothered in her corner, outshone through 2 by sleek blonde tormentress.

R3: Juli working it on Kelly - steppin' lively to either side; jab-jab-jabbing body/tits/guard; shoe-shine bursts hup-hup-hup to tummy; criss-cross straight left/right/lefts to Kelly's aching jugs. Carlson grimacing, stepping forward with dukes up...but her guard's repeatedly punched apart and penetrated by Juli's ratatat combos. Down the stretch, Julianne jabs jug with a grin; eats a TART counter right hand over her poke...JULI'S now steppin' in fence post holes as Kelly goes over to offence. Carlson snarling, stepping to Juli; hooking her waist/liver with loud, popping PAK! PAK! impacts. Left uppercut picks Juli up as she bending forward in earmuff - blonde girl startled, eyes closed, eyebrows high, lips parted. Kelly hooks behind Juli's right elbow; chop-hooks tidy to right ear: Hough stumbling about, trying to keep mitts at temples. Carlson getting her legs into stout shots - beating Julianne in her hips flanks via short, ripping lefts and rights - brunette keeping elbows in tight to her body as she's hacking away compact. Bell: Julianne frowning all "how-could-you"; Kelly glaring "take that, bytch!"

R4: Julianne retakes command...still circling clockwise, but setting down more, looking to coax authority of her whippet's chassis. Juli jabbing, but also leading right hands that bounce off Kelly's hairline: Carlson following cautiously, keeping dukes at cheeks. Tic-tac-toe combos pretty to watch from Julianne: blonde girl extending, tapping away both hands, touching Kelly up classy. Carlson SO frustrated - stubborn enough to come forward, but turning and turning midring, never cutting the ring off. Down the stretch, Kelly's been nibbled down to nub: Juli able to dip-n'-rip the jagged left uppercut to chin (popping Kelly's face up drowsy); snatch-hook Kelly's taut waist; DIG that right hand firm to paunch; SMITE those breasts a sideswiping right full across the rack! Kelly stumbling out of orbit, momentarily overwhelmed: Juli steps-to in her stance - hacking a tomahawk right against Kelly's face, then another atop her breasts, and a third upon her mouth...Kelly hitting ropes in swoon, staring bleakly at a fired-up Julianne Hough at the bell!

R5: Same again - Juli treating herself to Kelly just because she's that much quicker. Carlson still with good Lexa-Doig-busting speed herself, but Hough on another level: fast-twitch triggers on her punching; lean, sinewy legs; educated feet of a pro-dancer. Juli's fists just ping-ping-ping as she pops away off the lead (left) plant-leg...Kelly facing into punishment, starting to wobble a little in pursuit. Down the stretch, ringing one-two straight up the middle punches Kelly's face PIK! PAK! Carlson's hurt, hunching forward behind earmuff on the spot: Julianne lathers the waistline once-twice-thrice via the limber left hook - blonde girl just leaning onto her lead (left) plant leg, popping hips-right and tearing at her foe's belly. Bell: Kelly blinking away tears, hugging her body; cold hard glare from Juli as Hough forces bully's eye contact.

R6: Juli gettiing after Kelly, looking to close the show...Carlson covering up earmuff, giving ground as Julianne stripes the waist right/left/right; peppers the breasts left/right/left; pings away right hands leads in triplicate up top. Brunette punched out of her stance, ranging to her right along ropes...Kelly's frazzled, grimacing, getting outclassed, out-touched. Midway through, Julianne stalking Kelly - buggywhipping her lithe right hands across the waist as Carlson's roaming counter-clockwise...Kelly stops suddenly, leans into a chopping right to jaw, timing to pre-empt Juli's next right. BLONDE GIRL HURT! Juli's legs lock up...she tilts forward into ropes, falling past Kelly's left shoulder: it's brunette on blonde at the cables! Kelly snarling - right at her chest as left hook rakes Juli's tummy, then doubles to her chin...HOUGH'S HANDS DROP TO HER LAP! Julianne staring slackjawed, torso tillllting to her right...Kelly able to hack in an insurance right to jaw slap-chop style, sending Julie to the sand! Hough hitting on right shoulder, rolling belly-down with hands trapped beneath her body...she's out! KO6 Kelly Carlson in upset-minded, come-from-behind fashion!

After: Kelly seething - strutting around the sand, eyes blazing into the crowd: huge vindication of her veteran skills and hard-body today as she withstands Juli's assault, then catches her savage to end it. Stepping stone turns into Stalingrad for Julianne Hough: bogging down in Kelly, Julli's got no choice but to ante up for an immediate rematch, hoping she can reverse this result and get past this determined obstacle.

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