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23 October 2011 Kaley Cuoco vs Blake Lively

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Posted by simguy on 10/23/2011, 11:48 am

BEFORE: "I've been back and forth on this," Kaley tells assembled press in prefight, "and I can't see any way Blake can win this fight. Truth is - the main reason I'm taking this fight is because Jessica's testing against a tall girl in Helfer, and I want to keep pace - keep showing Biel that whatever she can do, I can do that much better! But also Lively's a whiny little bytch who needs to get knocked out!" Blake a woman on a mission: big step up in class a chance for Lively to polish her credentials with a good showing. "Lots of people are telling me I don't even have to beat Kaley to benefit from this fight," Blake says, eyes hard at podium. "They say - 'Kaley's so good; Kaley's elite - just compete with her and you can't really lose.' Want to know what I say? I say screw that. Screw losing to Kaley, no matter how good she is. Nobody in boxing works harder on their craft than I do. Nobody's improved more than I have. If Kaley wants to focus on Biel - so be it: she's going to wish she'd paid more attention to Blake Lively when I punch her to sleep!" Blake in shades-of-green chevron print bikini top; orange bottoms; black gloves; hair in wild blonde tangles. Kaley in battlin' black bikini; black gloves; hair in perky ponytail with bangs framing face.

During R1: Girls step-to, trade bumping lefts and rights to bellies and breasts...blondes just standing upright, snarling with pursed lips as they hustle-punch one another. Kaley backs out of the exchange...Long Blake leans in, kisses her a crossing right to chin, toggling Kaley's head and putting wobbly-butt! Cuoco staggers out of it, now on the defensive: Blake hard-eyed, loping after her foe, hunting her down with jabs, then trying to lean into "finish-Kaley" right hands. Cuoco shabby, but bending at the waist, rolling under shots and coming up into clinches...Kaley avoids anymore hard hits, but Lively's jab gets work done face and jugs for clean-up points.

R2: Kaley's back to par, showing good fitness in recovering. She's circling in either direction - feinting Blake, then leaping in lead hooks or sneaky right hands: Lively eating her fair share of leads on the chin before she can cover up. Blake getting potshotted, but lapping her mitts against Kaley's torso as Cuoco's disengaging...Lively doing a nice job charging Kaley a fee. Down the stretch, Kaley feints, brings the hesitation right across Blake's lips...Lively's back (right) leg flinches, steps in a fence post hole...she wobbles out of orbit, stricken. Kaley's fists frisky about the hips and tits of her foe, lathering Black to ropes and belting her woozy: Lively hurt, covering up in ragged earmuff as Cuoco grins, lets her hands go to salt away the round in Blake's tummy.

R3: Similar stuff - Kaley roaming the ring, turning Blake's flanks - feinting her - then leaping in power leads. Lively wary of Cuoco's agility - using the jab to forestall some of the pounces, but Kaley also doing a nice job of countering over and under Blake's stick. Nobody hurt, but Cuoco in charge, fighting her fight at midring.

R4: Blake PUMPING stick to Kaley - Lively determined to pre-empt Cuoco's pounce and keep Kaley outside. Kaley rejected on her first few lunges...she shows respect, circling to her left in pivots; stooping; reaching in jabs into Blake's tummy. Lively rotating clockwise, keeping the right hand at her chin while drilling out stiff left jabs...she's dictating terms midring. Cuoco rolling on her hips, moving her head, but getting tracked and startled: persistent Blake Lively jabbing starting to land with spank, kicking Kaley's head back. Girls circling...circling...Kaley frowning, trying to find an angle...she rotates-torso down and to her right, then leaps up, intending to jump a right hand onto Blake's chin. Lively leaning in and down, kissing Kaley a pre-emptive right flush on the face...hideous spanking blast jams Kaley's head back even as her body's flowing forward! Kaley goes limp en-route, jumping past Lively's right flank and plowing chest-first into canvas...Cuoco coming to a stop on her tummy well and truly knocked out! KO4 in sensational fashion - Blake Lively!

AFter: Lively prancing...making great show of wiping her feet on Kaley's up-turned buns - pushing the ref out of the way so she can linger in the vicinity of conquest. Poor Cuoco ahead on all cards, then just jumping into Blake's Sunday Best...it's a nightmare result for the so-called "Biel Buster". "Is there NO ONE else?" Blake shouts in postfight, eyes fierce. "IS THERE NO ONE ELSE??? Maybe Kaley needs to watch a bit more tape: evidently she missed one of the many ways I could've won this fight...namely BY KNOCKING HER PUNK ASS COLD!"