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26 November 2011 Charlotte Church vs Jewel Kilcher

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"FRONT STREET VS BBU FRIENDLY AT THE ARENA"

 

SITE: THE ASYLUM ARENA. PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA

 

Charlotte Church 2.jpgJewel Kilcher 3.jpg

 

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on 11/26/2011, 11:32 pm

 

BEFORE:

"Church is someone to be respected," says Jewel, nodding. "This girl went ten with Gemma, who's a full lightweight. She's big and strong at bantam. Not an easy out. But I've got all my pitches working for me. And I'm GOING to send her back to the dugout."

"Jewel has more experience," says a hard-eyed Charlotte, "but that's the ONLY advantage she has on me. I'm younger, stronger, quicker. I'll stay on her. Wear her down. Take her out. Wait and see."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Match number two upcoming and, unless my ears deceive me, that's 'Crazy Chick' and here comes Charlotte!"

McCarthy: "Another Front Street 'opponent' without an FCBA win!"

O'Dell: "To be fair, Mac, Charlotte only HAD one FCBA fight until recently. And she's been in against top-notch opposition. Arterton, Johansson, Melissa George, and Britney. No pushovers there."

McCarthy: "And she CAN fill out a bikini! Check out that sky blue and light pink number. Not a Playmate body, but not a bad one..."

Tess: "Let me again stress the word 'natural'..."

McCarthy: "Let me again stress...SHUT IT!"

O'Dell: "And, right on cue, there's 'Intuition' and her comes Front Street's head trainer, Jewel!"

McCarthy: "No WONDER this stable's never had a champion, with her and Campbell in charge..."

Tess: "'The answer is: Zero Training Wins!' 'Who is Jenny McCarthy, Alex?' 'Correct for $500!'"

McCarthy: "What IS she talking about, O'Dell?"

Tess: "Silly me, 'Jeopardy' and 'Fun With Silicone' are on at the same time..."

O'Dell(sighing): "Fight two of six, gang. Someone had better have a dirty martini waiting for me after this. Jewel drops the robe and we may have a theme here. Another purple bikini. And SHE can certainly fill it out..."

McCarthy: "As IF..."

Tess: "Nat. Ural. And, no, I don't mean a guy named Nathaniel who lives in Russia..."

McCarthy: "What the HELL is she TALKING about?"

O'Dell: "Can we get a prediction, Mac?"

McCarthy: "Well, Jewel's the favorite, but the Church kid can hit. This is a big fight for both of them. Charlotte can get on the map with a win, and Jewel needs this. She's coming off a loss to a low-ranked fighter from overseas. Lose to another fighter like that and it might be time to hang 'em up!"

Tess: "Poppy. Montgomery."

McCarthy: "She's in the top twenty five!"

Tess: "Only after she used you like an inflated clown with sand at the base!"

McCarthy: "Who are you calling a CLOWN?"

O'Dell: "BELL! There's the bell for the first round! And the two fighters right to the middle. Both compact styles. Looking to work, walk down. Bang the body. Church with a nice hook to the ribs. Jewel a one-two to the lats. Charlotte fires back, missing a jab, but landing a hook to the midsection."

McCarthy: "Church not backing up. Willing to stand in there and trade."

O'Dell: "Sure is, Mac, and having some success doing it. Jewel, double taps the jab. Church ducks a hook, digs to the body with a pair of good shots. Two girls tying up now. Referee will break them. Jewel lands a left. Church left hook to the body...DOWN GOES JEWEL! Big right hook from Church!"

McCarthy: "Get the retirement papers ready!"

O'Dell: "Jewel up to one knee at five. She's going to beat the count. Takes the eight count. Referee waives Church forward! Charlotte winging away trying to end this thing! Jewel covering up and clinching. Bell sounds. That's the end of the first, and it's a big round for Charlotte Church!"

McCarthy: "Check the replay on the knockdown, and this is a good job of putting punches together by the Church kid. Hooks the ribs with the left, then, as Jewel ducks her head, bangs the right home over the left glove. Excellent work."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "Back to live action now in the second round and the two ladies right back in the phone booth. Bumping guards and working body."

McCarthy: "The Church kid had to hear from her corner not to try to force anything, and, give her credit, she's not. Right back to the game plan."

O'Dell: "Charlotte digging body. Jewel bangs back to the midsection, shoulders Church away, sticks a jab, hooks the ribs. Charlotte leaning in tight, banging away at the blonde's midriff. Jewel lathering up the lat in response. Good two-way stuff!"

McCarthy: "This plays into Church's hands, I think. She's younger. You have to think an attrition game would favor Charlotte."

O'Dell: "Both ladies bumping and grinding away here as the bell rings to end the second. Close one, Mac."

McCarthy: "It was, but I think Jewel gets it. Close enough that I wouldn't want to be counting on it if this goes to decision, though."

ROUND THREE:

O'Dell: "Into the third now, and Jewel landing a couple of lefts through the brunette's guard. Church tucks the chin, and goes back to work on her rival's midsection. Jewel digs to the ribs, bangs to the lats, Charlotte shoulders her back, lands one to the side of the head."

McCarthy: "You really COULD have this one in a phone booth..."

Tess: "You'd have to find one first. This isn't the 90's...way back when you were a Playmate..."

McCarthy: "I'm STILL a Playmate! Once a Playmate, ALWAYS a Playmate! Oh, and SHUT UP, WALMART!"

O'Dell: "Back to the action IN the ring, where Jewel and Charlotte are in the...um...ice fishing lodge? Anyway, Jewel working the ribs with those short hooks while Charlotte digs to the midsection. And that's going to be it for the third. Another close one, Mac!"

McCarthy: "Just like the second, but you've got to give it to Jewel. Again, close enough that you don't want to rely on it for a decision, but I've got it 28-28 through three."

ROUND FOUR:

O'Dell: "It's a tight one as we start the fourth round, and our fighters are as tight as the scorecards, nose to nose, again bumping guards and working the body. Jewel a nice little uppercut there! Moved Church back a step."

McCarthy: "First backward step the kid's taken all day."

O'Dell: "Jewel follows up to the body, thumping a left-right home. Charlotte banging back, but Jewel backs her up again with a short right."

McCarthy: "Jewel's experience showing a bit right now. Adjusting angles just a bit and it's working."

O'Dell: "Jewel back to those lats. Church answering with some body shots of her own. Misses a whistling hook and Jewel counters with a hard left as the round ends. Not as close that time, Mac."

McCarthy: "That one was clearly Jewel's round. I've got her up 38-37, but two of those rounds are close enough to have gone either way."

ROUND FIVE:

O'Dell: "Back to action in round five now, and Jewel forward again and Charlotte there to meet her. Blonde quickly with a double tap jab, then a nasty hook to the midsection. Church bangs right back and Jewel answers with a three-punch combination to the head! Best flurry of the night for the blonde. Church hooking the ribs, but Jewel with a nice straight left and a hook to the body. Church clinching, Jewel punching free. Backing up the brunette, digging body again."

McCarthy: "Church still coming back hard, but Jewel's getting the work done now. Starting to take control."

O'Dell: "Jewel lands the jab, hooks to the body off of it. Church landing a nice right of her own. Jewel with a one-two. Charlotte hooks the ribs. Jewel bangs the lats. Brutal, grinding stuff, Mac!"

McCarthy: "Sure is. But Jewel's slowly breaking this kid down. Church is still fighting hard, but you can see Jewel taking control."

Tess(sarcastically): "Wiz must be glad he didn't file those retirement papers..."

O'Dell: There's the bell for the fifth. Best round of the night for the blonde."

McCarthy: "I've got it 48-46 in favor of Kilcher."

ROUND SIX:

O'Dell: "Ready for round six now, and here we go! No back up in either of these girls. Once again they meet in the center and get to work. Church digging at the ribs here early as Jewel blasts one into the lats. Snaps a jab and follows with a hook to the head that backs Church up a step. Charlotte misses a whistling hook. Hard left by Jewel...BIG RIGHT! DOWN GOES CHURCH!"

McCarthy: "Perfect combination. Hard left snaps the head back, right cross to the chin."

O'Dell: "Charlotte getting to her feet at seven. Taking the eight. Going to continue. Jewel right back at her. Staying in control. Going back to the body."

McCarthy: "This is what a veteran does. Not going all in for a knockout. Taking her time."

O'Dell: "Church tying up. Jewel slams two lefts to the belly. Overhand right wobbled Charlotte. Straight left. RIGHT HAND! DOWN GOES CHURCH!"

McCarthy: "Jewel just kept busy. Kept the pressure on. Found the opening and made no mistake."

O'Dell: "Church back to her feet. Referee gives her the eight. Waives Jewel forward. Blonde with a nice left-right that wobbled Church again! Jewel popping the jab. Backing up Charlotte. Church just hanging on. There's the bell. Huge round for Jewel."

ROUND SEVEN:

McCarthy: "Check this out, Jenny. Referee asking Church if she wants to continue. Charlotte not about to quit on her stool. She wants to continue."

O'Dell: "And continue she will. Bell rings and the seventh underway. Jewel straight across the ring and their tummy-to-tummy again. Jewel going back to the body and Church answers, tying the blonde up now, keeping the arms pinned."

McCarthy: "Kid trying to slow things down here, which isn't a bad idea."

O'Dell: "Jewel trying to shove free, bangs those lats, hooks the belly. Church tying up around the head, banging the free hand into Jewel's ribs. Kilcher shoves free, lands a couple of jabs before the brunette ties her up again."

McCarthy: "Church scoring in these clinches. Not as much as Jewel is, though. Blonde landing more and more upstairs, starting to bust the kid up."

O'Dell: "Church hanging in there, though. Slugging back as the round ends. Jewel's round again, I think."

McCarthy: "I've got it 68-63. It could be a little closer. But, even if it is, Church is getting into 'needing a stoppage' territory."

ROUND EIGHT:

O'Dell: "Getting ready for the eighth..."

McCarthy: "And you've got to wonder what Charlotte has left to fight with. She's taken a lot of punishment. She's busting up. She's lost six straight rounds. Kid's all about guts, but guts aren't going to win her this fight."

O'Dell: "Eighth underway. Jewel across the ring, met by Charlotte. Kilcher lands a jab, another. CHURCH FIRES BACK! Nice three punch combination backed Jewel up. Charlotte coming forward, banging to the body, driving Jewel backward..."

McCarthy: "Where is this COMING from?"

O'Dell: "Jewel lands to the body, but Church snaps the head back with a left, works the midsection and ribs. Letting the hands go. Driving Jewel into the ropes and going to work. Blonde covering up, bobbing and weaving, hard to find upstairs, so Church goes downstairs, banging more to the body. Getting off thick. Jewel tying up, but Charlotte shoving free. Letting it all go here!"

McCarthy: "Kid looking for a finisher. Not a bad idea right now!"

O'Dell: "Jewel not going to let her have it. Covering up, snapping out the odd jab. Giving up the body to protect the chin. Absorbing some more punishment to that midsection as the round ends. Great round for Church."

McCarthy: "The kid may not win the fight. I've got her down 77-73, but she's not going away."

ROUND NINE:

O'Dell: "Ninth of a scheduled ten now and Church right across the ring and takes a hard left-right from Jewel. Kilcher now digging body, backing Charlotte up!"

McCarthy: "Kid may be all done. Last round might have been her last throw. She's taken a lot of punishment tonight."

O'Dell: "Jewel methodical. Backing Church up, working upstairs and then downstairs. Charlotte answering in spots, but being forced backward. Jewel having more and more success with that hard left jab. Bangs Church to the body with a thick right hook."

McCarthy: "Charlotte's in trouble here. The punishment's adding up on this kid."

O'Dell: "Jewel with a good right hand lead. Another. Another. Left hook to the head. Clubbing right to the side of the head and DOWN GOES CHURCH. Charlotte to her knees. Struggles up at six. Referee gives her the eight and that's the bell."

McCarthy: "Kid can't even get back to her stool. This thing may be over."

ROUND TEN:

O'Dell: "Getting ready to start the tenth, and Church going to meet Jewel in the middle of the ring."

McCarthy: "This girl is earning my respect tonight..."

O'Dell: "Not just yours. Jewel back to work at that body. Backing Church up with a couple of nice lefts to the head. More tummy-to-tummy slugging, but it's Jewel getting the better of it now, forcing Church back...RIGHT HAND AND DOWN GOES CHARLOTTE!"

McCarthy: "Good clean right hand."

O'Dell: "Count at six. Seven. Church going to beat it, Mac!"

McCarthy: "I don't know what you have to hit this kid with to keep her down!"

O'Dell: "Referee gives the eight and here comes Jewel. Looking to finish. Banging Church back into the ropes. Thumping the body. Landing jabs that split the gloves upstairs. Hooking those ribs. Charlotte firing back! Can you believe this! Church with a combination. Jewel with one of her own. Church snaps Jewel's head back. Jewel rocks Charlotte. Bell! It's over. We're going to see a hug here and even YOU can't quibble with this one, Mac!"

McCarthy: "No. Not in this case."

O'Dell: "The only thing in doubt about the decision will be the actual scores, and it's coming back 87-79 for the winner by UD10, Jewel!"

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring where Tess Valmore has our winner, Jewel!"

Tess: "Jewel, one heck of a tough one tonight..."

Jewel: "This girl won't go away. I'm not surprised. Like I said pre-fight, she went ten with Arterton. She's as tough as it gets. If she gets some rounds, look out."

Tess: "Big win for you for sure..."

Jewel: "Absolutely. It's always important to come back strong after a loss. You don't want things snowballing on you. The only kind of streak I want is a winning streak. I just started one. Let's see if I can ride it awhile."

 

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