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9 December 2011 Sarah Carter vs Reese Witherspoon

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Posted by simguy on 12/9/2011, 1:11 pm

BEFORE: "Our scouting report on Sarah contains just one line," Reese says in prefight. "'30-something TV genre actress.' That's it. Tells me all I need to know. If you haven't broken out of the genre ghetto by 30, you're missing something inside: drive; heart; compete - whatever. Sarah's got a lot of fights, so she's probably one of these girls who thought she could up-market herself with boxing, but that's backward: you have to earn the oscar FIRST, then go back and pick up the fighting cred. That's what I've done: I'm considered the best actress in the world - so that's 'mission accomplished' - now I'm going back and polishing up my fighting skills. Now I'm the total package, and Sarah? She's a one-liner on a scouting report." Carter rocked by the high-handed assault, but gathering herself strong at podium. "I guess it's safe to say that Reese doesn't know me very well," Sarah says quietly. "She probably never saw what I did to Leighton, or how I've treated Kreuk when I've had her hurt...probably has no idea that getting snarky with me is not the best plan she could have come up with. My strategy just went from stick-and-move to seek-and-destroy. Congrats Reese: you're about to earn me a beating-of-the-year nod!" Sarah in athletic rollerblading two-piece from DOA (sporty bikini top, purple with horizontal bars of white and pink; boy leg bottoms); small black mitts; long low ponytail with bangs bracketing her face. Reese in baby blue bikini; hair back in beach battle-bun; small white gloves.

During R1: Reese reaching her left to Sarah's right inner-elbow - looking to clear the way for rowdy right hands to Carter's torso. Sarah looking for limber left uppercuts - not shying away from slugging at closer ranges: she wants Oscar-winner's respect. Sarah adept at slugging while backing up, catching Reese short, fluid lefts and rights across the face as 'spoon's bulling forward. Reese chopping short rights to Sarah's jaw; hooking her tummy...both girls finding pay-dirt as fight circles the ring. Midway through, Reese backing Sarah into ropes under heavy lefts and rights...Carter trying to shoe-shine back across Reese's breasts, eats a clocking hook to jaw and DOWN GOES SARAH! Carter awkwardly compressed against ropes, sitting upright on her haunches...perfect height for Reese to press a cheap knee into Carter's jugs! Ref pushing Witherspoon away; grimacing Carter rallying for 8...upon resumption, Sarah rediscovers her legs. Carter defensive, loping smoothly around the ring, but issuing check-jabs and lion-tamer buggy-whip right hands while backpedaling. 10-8 for Reese: confident Oscar winner nodding confidently at her cornermen as she takes her stool.

R2: Sarah's legs on show - stepping, pivoting, disengaging to circle, long blonde ponytail swishing across limber backbone in syncopation. Reese comparatively stubby in contrast: dukes pressed into cheeks, chin tucked as she's bulling forward, trying to weave-close and bang svelte blonde ribcage. Sarah all bendy and lithe, keeping her distance - no damage done to Reese, but she's held in thrall by Carter's movement and timely distance-hitting.

R3: Pressure from Reese early - very dangerous as she drives Sarah to ropes; pounds ribcage right/left/right; swings away upstairs left/right to momentarily stun her foe. Carter able to wedge left shoulder into Reese's tits and pivot-round Witherspoon's left flank...Carter leggy to midring, coaxing Reese into pursuit. Witherspoon belligerent, but having trouble negotiating in the open...Carter pinpointing the jab, pivoting clockwise, then dipping in to loop buggwhip rights wide to head or hip. Tasty lashing has Reese frustrated...she's taking the punishment well, but not answering nearly enough.

R4: Sarah and her legs making Reese miserable...shorter blonde nibbling on her mitts, weaving forward, only to find Carter's vacated the position. Sarah able to ping the jab against Reese's hairline or raised gloves, locating Witherspoon for the lashing right hand chasers. Not a TON of offence from Sarah, just enough to freeze Reese in place, with the occasion hard whip-shot to the left flank...rest of the time it's stubby Reese trying to chase down her nimble, bendy-blonde quarry.

R5: Sarah sticking with the plan: constant, lithe, circular progressions, keeping her back free of ropes and walking Reese into potshotting offence. Witherspoon weaving in underneath and occasionally burying hooks in Sarah's ribs: good thudding blows, but never in enough volume to turn the tide. Carter also reaching out to push on Reese while sidestepping her - occasionally pushing Reese's head down with the left while batting vicious, chopping rights in above the Witherspoon left hip. Carter relaxed, extending on shots...she's pulling Reese's strings through 5.

R6: Frustrated Reese rushing in...Sarah cracks home the right uppercut off the back (right) leg, sending 'Spoon wobbling out of orbit with a stricken expression. Glorious, so-perfect chin-check has Witherspoon ready to go and...Sarah circles away! Sarah doesn't press the advantage - Reese able to clear her head and renew her forward march: Witherspoon actually having a decent round the rest of the way, hounding Carter around the ring. Sarah hearing some boos, but ignoring the crowd - she banks more points with a leggy, saefty-first strategy through 6.

R7: Same again...Sarah baiting Reese forward, then lighting her up with that succulent bolo-right uppercut off the trailing (right) leg: WITHERSPOON DOWN! Reese on all fours, head bowed...perfect punch placement once again puts Witherspoon in desperate trouble. Blinking 8, Reese, and once again, lack of follow-up allows Witherspoon to rally, even mount some stout punching as Carter gives ground. Reese aggressive - whirling palm-down lefts and rights wide to Sarah's ribs, then trying to hook her chin as limber blonde backpedals away...Carter content with her knockdown, uses her legs to bank more points.

R8: Reese the aggressor: Sarah a little too leggy, starts to fall behind in the punch-count. Hard for 'Spoon to get good positions, but she's busy and hardnosed - whirling punches to SArah's ribs and waist; trying for her chin as Carter's disengaging. Sarah basically looking to pre-empt 'Spoon coming in: Carter doing just enough to prevent Reese from going all-in. Reese works for points: crowd starting to get on Sarah as the words seek-and-destroy are still very fresh in everyone's mind.

R9: Carter finally obliges - standing her ground, slugging more recklessly in crowd-pleasing toe-to-toe. Good two-way flow: Reese bludgeoning Sarah rights and lefts in the body, then clubbing her about both ears; Sarah walking Reese into uppercuts, or leaning forward to actually churn-away uppercuts with a tight, elbows-in configuration. Sarah takes a close 9th on the strength of several slap-chopping rights atop Reese's tits...gaudiest punches of the frame win over the formerly hostile crowd, not to mention the judges.

R10: Reese plunging forward - recklessly leading with her head while pulling wide haymakers onto the ever-retreating Carter. Sarah giving ground, but always looking for the counter-uppercut from either hand - Foxfire sorceress good enough to get such punches off either foot in retreat! Jab for Sarah also a thing of crystalline beauty - reaching out and spanking at Reese's face as Sarah's shifting positions. Down the stretch - round up for grabs: Carter edges in with left shoulder to push off; hooks Reese across the tits as Witherspoon's momentarily on her heels; slides the right cross across Reese's chin, putting her wobbly-butt; dips left shoulder and jerks a jagged left uppercut into Witherspoon's solar plexus. Vicious body shot essentially wins the fight: Reese's curvy legs hold her up, but she spits her mouthpiece out, face twisted in agony as she backs away. Sarah in charge, stalking Reese to ropes: 30-something TV genre actress lathers Oscar-winner into stupor as Reese crosses arms and tuffs out the beating to bell. Comes back UD10 Sarah Carter.

AFter: Vindication for Carter - overshadowed by Panettiere, forgotten Foxfire beauty puts a classy pasting onto a resolute A-lister tonight. "Genre girls have been beating up Oscar winners for decades," Sarah huffs in postfight, obviously still scalded by Reese's assessments. "They love to strut and pose, but you start hitting them and they're just regular girls after all. I wanted to hurt her even more than I did, but I'm satisfied. I wanted to take her 10 rounds and whip her every minute of the way, and that's what I did!"