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9 December 2011 Charisma Carpenter vs Jennifer Garner

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Charisma Carpenter 07.jpgJennifer Garner 10.jpg

 

 

JENNIFER GARNER FAREWELL TOUR #1

 

Posted by simguy on 12/9/2011, 1:15 pm.

 

Before: Jen Garner's feel-good tour turns nasty-ugly as Charisma throws punches at the weigh-in! Hard feelings all aroundas CC explains: "I'm the best fighter ever produced by the WB - now the CW," Charisma says defiantly at podium. "That's huge. You know how many great fighting bodies came through that system - and I'm the best of the batch? Where's my celebration? Where's my respect? Jen Garner's prancing around, looking for more 'atta-girl's from you guys in the press...WELL I'M NOT HAVING IT! I'm not here to celebrate Jenny G: I'm here to bury the witch! I'm sorry, but Garner's not getting a ticker tape parade on my watch. On my watch - she's going out on a stretcher!" Garner understandably shocked, but impossible to podium-shock. "Carpenter's doing a great job of selling this fight, and pumping herself up with this stuff," Garner says in rebuttal, "but I didn't select her as a showcase. I know how good she was - and is - even if she doesn't always get mentioned with the likes of me and Theron - so I want her best effort. If she has to anger-up to give me that effort, so be it. I've never been one to be too impressed with temper-tantrums. My adive to Charisma is 'save it for the ring, honey' 'cause you're gonna need it!" Garner in yellow bra style bikini top twist-tied betwixt jug; black sport bikini bottoms; black gloves; curly brown hair tied off her brow, loose down her back. CC in purple push-up, halter-style swimsuit top twist-tied between hulking jugs; purple full-fit bottoms; black gloves; dark curls loose tangly/curled.

During R1: Hand positions similar - right near cheeks/left near hips, but Garner's stance much more open; CC basically pointing her left shoulder at Jen. Garner initiating - jab-jabbing to Charisma's left pec or mouth; trying to drop the right hand on top: CC rolling-with the right, bobbing on the spot. Jen circling to her left, stepping close and snapping off short, muscular hooks: CC fielding clout on full jugs or mouth. Jen landing some harsh leather here, backing Carpenter up: CC handling the power well - bobbing at the waist in her closed stance, often getting under Jen's follow-up hooks and right hands. Jen's round as she outhits, outworks CC all around the ring: Carpenter giving ground as necessary, but turning off the ropes.

R2: Similar stuff - Jen initiating, looking to break CC down with volume and stiff hitting. Hooks for Jen: short, muscular clouts delivered in tight - CC taking 'em tough about the jubblies, or blocking with her right hand. Girls frequently pushing-in mouth-on-shoulder in close...Carpenter determined to show her leg strength to Jen G in the phone booth. Garner continues to be busier - clouting Carpenter's tummy either hand; beating Carpenter's biceps when choicer cuts of beef aren't available. CC's best moves are on the defensive side: nifty slips and bobs as she bends at the waist to make Jen miss from point-blank range.

R3: Carpenter's been working the bob-and-roll; now she mixes in counters to start scoring points. So slick: Jen getting off, missing from close range as CC bobs...Carpenter rolling out of the bob with a swatting right to jaw, or a swiping left, ringing GArner up again and again. Sweet, swatting punches scoring - CC rolling to either side after landing her lick and JEN GOES DOWN! Wobbling descent from one clouting blast after another...veteran Garner stumbling out of orbit and taking a knee to clear her head. Alert-8 for Garner, but she's woozy, covering up: anytime she stoops forward behind mitts, CC RIPS her a batting left to ribs underneath - Carpenter's arm shivering rigid on contact. Classic CC here, so loose and relaxed - shooting the up-jab to screen Jen's vision; placing vicious, chopping rights behind Jen's left elbow; slamming succulent lefts up underneath to work the ribcage. Systematic stuff: Carpenter just chopping one punch at a time, but using a lot of feints/bobs/rolls to keep Jen mystified prior to delivery.

R4: Jen attacking behind her jab, trying to jam right hands over CC's left shoulder, step close, and rip hooks inside. Works in theory: in practice, Carpenter bobbing and rolling in the pocket - taking punches off her shoulders, slipping shots, then taking Jen before she's reformed her guard. Carpenter so good about moving her head with her shots: she'll dip torso-right, clouting the left alongside Jen's jaw; torso-left brings a right upside Jen's head. Jen crossing her arms or showing earmuff as she's stooping forward: Carpenter viciously about Garner's sturdy torso, beating both flanks, hooking up that tummy, even pounding the back when Jen dips too far forward. Comprehensive stuff...CC landing one punch at a time, but at a steady pace: heavy leather really breaking Jen down, leaving her glassy-eyed at bell.

R5: Nice striding up-jab from Carpenter snaps Jen's head back: CC pulling out all the stops to score tonight. Jen grimly determined to turn the tide - pressing forward behind her jug-jab; hooking; crossing...Carpenter just so hard to line up in the pocket. Vintage CC midway through: ripping hook shivers off Jen's tummy; CC leans back out of range of Jen's hook-receipt; CC slips in under Jen's right; CC rolls torso-right, bobs on the spot to slip two Garner hooks; rolls torso-left to drag a thick right hand into Jen's waist clean and loud beneath Garner's elbows. Add it up - it's Jen working hard for little reward; Carpenter more selective, but making her shots count as she picks Jenny apart for points. Bell: GArner mouthbreathing, frazzled; Carpenter contemptuous, shoves Jen in the back as JG's headed to her corner!

R6: Jen jabbing for jug, getting in on Carpenter's left side-boob, but as soon as they're close, Carpenter takes over. Another brilliant display of pocket-boxing...fighters often ear-to-ear, touching and nudging at each other, then it's Carpenter's quick, swiping blows clouting Jen's chin, cuffing her tummy, fitting in behind her elbows. Garner more and more beat-down as minutes creep past...Carpenter dipping and rolling on her hips, taking little step-arounds or half-steps back to lure Jen into more harm. Down the stretch, Carpenter starts doubling up tight little hooks inside - ringing Jen up to jaw and body both...Garner crippled, face pinched as she hugs her ribs and takes a knee at the bell. Carpenter raising her hands, strutting back to her corner for the break: poor Jenny G really getting dismantled through 6.

R7: Garner jabs-jug, hooks gut, gets shoulder to shoulder with CC: Carpenter takes it from there. Carpenter just so neat and compact - elbows close to her hips as she's bobbing/rolling at the waist, swatting clout onto Jen's jawlines/ribcage. OH those withering hooks underneath - Carpenter's arm shuddering after slamming into Jen's ribs: poor Garner weeping into mitts as she doubles forward. Carpenter working around the elbows when Jen crosses arms/bends forward; Carpenter plowing the gut, or chipping cutey-pie uppercuts to chin when Jen forms earmuff. CC picking Jen apart, then sidestepping her - Carpenter pushing Garner behind either elbow to turn her, keeping Jen amazed at midring. Down the stretch, Jen wobbly-butt, looking shabby: brace of Carpenter swipe-hooks takes Jen belly/chin/breasts, sending her reeling in shock to ropes. Carpenter steps in with the up-jab, knocking back Jen's head, then it's a snatching double hook licking across Jen's belly. Carpenter in close as Jen's folding forward: CC shoulder-nudges Garner upright, then clouts her chin a left hook/swipe-right-hand in tight, draping her on ropes. Carpenter reloads on her hip, gets an extra right tight across Jen's chin: DOWN GOES GARNER! Jen spilling forward past Carpenter's left flank, tumbling to all fours...Garner panting, battered as Carpenter struts away. That's it: Jen's up at 10, but the ref waves it off, cradling a battered hall of famer in a protective embrace. TKO7 in withering fashion, Charisma Carpenter.

AFter: Carpenter reminds everyone of just how slick she can be - dismantling a Jen G still arguably at or close-to her prime in a surprising upset. "I've taken apart welterweights with my body shots," Carpenter reminds all in postfight. "Girls aren't built to take what I dish - not even Jen. I'll give her credit - did not think she'd get up after that first knockdown - made me put the work in tonight. But the bottom line is - I'm just about the best to ever lace 'em up, and that includes Jennifer Garner!"

 

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