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9 December 2011 Amanda Righetti vs Charlize Theron

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Posted by simguy on 12/9/2011, 1:17 pm

Before: "I don't think her age is an issue - or THE issue anyway," Righetti insists at podium, citing CT's venerable 30-something status. "It's more the fact that welterweight boxing has passed her by. Charlize Theron is still obviously a world-class lightweight, but at welter? No: the top girls are too much now. The idea that she can still flip-flop weights and take titles at will is long gone. There's a real danger of Theron getting hurt in this fight, and I just hope I can beat her without effectively ending her career altogether." Theron roused by Amanda's sly superiority claims: Oscar winner clearly a blonde on a mission at the mic. "I'm just going to say it: Amanda's chinny!" CT nodding as crowd buzz fills the room. "Yeah. Hit her on the chin, she goes out - even to light hitting wannabes like Taylor Cole. Amanda Righetti can be beaten by right hands, and I just happen to possess the best, most educated right hand in the boxing business. Those of you who think this will be a one-sided romp for Amanda will be dismayed. Those of you who think I'm too old to compete at this level will be shocked. And those of you who think Amanda will finish this fight will be amazed, because I'm not going in there to get leggy and use my wiles to bamboozle this girl - oh no. I'm going in there to end Amanda's night like the champion I am!" BLONDE! Mag partisans up out of their seats shouting "Char-lize BOOMBAYE!" invoking the spirit of Ali/Foreman early. CT in green bikini, hair loose/shower-damp; yellow gloves. Amanda in white bikini; lavender gloves; red hair loose, shower-damp.

During R1: CT leggy, roaming clockwise around an artful, flicking jab and stitch-quick pokey right hands off the shoulder. Righetti patient - parrying shots, walking Theron down, jabbing to CT's chest to cut ring off. Takes a couple of minutes but Righetti eventually crowds Theron to ropes: blonde covers up earmuff; redhead celebrates via thump-thump right/left thick in Oscar-winning gut. CT slumping forward, feeling the heft of Amanda to the body...redhead in close, her hands light atop CT's head, then Righetti dips right shoulder, packs a thudding right up into CT's ribs behind left elbow. Righetti shifting - very patient and methodical - pushing on CT's guard while resetting to dig a left hook in behind CT's left elbow. Theron goes to clinch around redhead ribs: Righetti gets her arms down inside the embrace, stacking Theron against ropes ragdoll; digging right/left to the body. Theron grimacing, folding forward again: soon as her flanks go on sale, Righetti's in there big-girl - just dipping to either side, fitting a mitt in thick. CT pushed-and-punched, sponging it up butt-on-ropes...at bell, Righetti pushes up off a staring blonde to stride business like to corner; Theron steadies herself with left hand on top rope, buttocks wobbling, face pale in the first.

R2: Righetti: dukes at chest, arms relaxed...she's walking strong to CT, working behind a stiff approach-jab. Theron leggier, using the ring - her own jab rising from the hip to flick at Amanda's brows, or smack her on the mouth. Amanda hounding Theron to ropes, but blonde triggering festive rights and lefts to shoe-shine Amanda's face, startling redhead long enough for blonde escapes. CT's buns, toned legs putting on a lively show - she's getting off while moving, keeping Righetti defensive. Amanda applying great pressure with her legs, always pressing Theron, making her spend up her nervous energy early. Theron's round though: she be touchin'.

R3: Righetti loping after Theron - sticking that jab to chest, forcing CT ropeside: Charlize showing peek-a-boo off the ropes, fighting in the pocket more often this round. Righetti so methodical - investing diligently in slamming punches to CT's arms - bruising up the biceps with short, clouting wallop. Thumping wallop applied to CT's lats whenever she's face-forward behind her gloves: more punches designed to wick away Theron's own punching power. Dip-n'-dig lefts and rights shove home to CT's ribs and tummy...Amanda belting away, then pushing off, treating blonde girl like a heavy bag. Theron grimacing, teeth bared...she's doing a good job keeping her guard up, but she's absorbing constant shock. CT answering in spots - snappy left hooks snatching tummy; brisk shoe-shines drubbing Amanda's cheekbones - but Righetti hard to move off the apron once she's established position. Amanda grinds the points out of Charlize, systematically pounding her as per Bonzo doctrine.

R4: Chin tucked; hands loose at chest, that relaxed, menacing gait...Righetti walks Charlize down, continues to make her fight in spots all along the ropes. Blonde digging in on apron more, jabbing Amanda on the way in, then covering up as Righetti's bashing away...CT waiting for Amanda to finish before sniping back at her. Theron scoring - a left hook swept across mouth here; a sneaky right jammed to jaw there; a quick-clipping right uppercut while laying back on ropes...but Amanda just boring-in, taking Theron's offerings and pouring on double in receipt. Constant, numbing assault on Theron's arms has her wincing...she's tying up more, pulling Amanda close with left hand behind head/right around Amanda's left elbow, leaving Righetti's right free to pound at ribs/hip until ref's break. Blonde tangles in Theron's eyes, face distressed: she's getting processed in these minutes - fighting back hard in spots, but simply falling behind Righetti's murderous pace. Bell: Righetti cheeky, making great show of pushing up off Theron's trembling body...CT with a snarl and a push in the back as Amanda's leaving...ref moves in hot to escort Golden Goddess to her stool.

R5: Theron baring her fangs, letting hands go as she's slide-stepping back from Righetti...blonde walking redhead into strafing left/rights early. Charlize runs out of ring at the ropes, covers up earmuff: Righetti slams the waistline right/left/right, then pushes-up on CT's guard to reset. Charlize willing to trade - ripping right uppercuts, then leaning back into ropes to pull rubbery hooks across...Amanda banging the body, her muscular back shredding up like a rower's on a Roman galley. By the minute mark, brutal attrition starts to show on CT...legs give a shimmy - she stops punching, trying to tie up around Amanda's head and shoulders. Redhead pushing in - brawny shoulders working hard as she pushes arms in to break the clinch...soon she's beating the body right/left, pitching CT forward in swoon! Righetti riding left arm around Theron's upperback, slumping her forward for pumping rights up underneath...slugging out of the wrap has Theron gasping, butt jumping up into ropes from the violence of Amanda's punching. CT whining, desperately clinching up top: Amanda shoves her to ropes with a right forearm braces across the chest, then Righetti SLAMS the left forearm down atop CT's breasts! Theron groans, shaken: Righetti in there snug, working left/right forearms onto CT's breasts to loosen her up in the pocket! Charlize getting ragdolled...Amanda's churning progression of forearms evolves into pumping lefts and rights to midsection and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Theron's legs overwhelmed...she's beaten to all fours, gasping and whining. Righetti tossing damp red hair off her shoulders and breasts, looming over CT like a conqueror...ref eases Big Rigs away as Theron reaches into ropes to clamber up. Theron frazzled, ashen faced - hair in her eyes as she's swaying on the spot for her 8 count, then ON COMES RIGHETTI! OH THE HUMANITY! Amanda steams on in - threading her left arm under Theron's right; working right hands viciously to breadbasket, and when CT tries to clinch - Amanda's right forearm braces blonde breasts, pushing Theron into compliance. Theron helpless, her right laying across Righetti's broad shoulders as redhead plunders blonde. Oscar-winning pride holding Theron up as she sponges a ruinous beating to the body - Righetti sustaining the onslaught until ref actually enforces the bell. Crowd on it's feet, roaring: Theron hugging herself, left hip on ropes - she's gut-shocked, forlorn through 5.

R6: Theron's legs shabby parodies of the glorious fight-winners that began the contest...she slouches on ropes, beckoning defiantly for Righetti to come join her. Amanda obliges...leads to murky clinching/wrestling in first minute as Theron pulls Amanda to her, bogging redhead down in blonde quicksand. Righetti stays active however, pushing hands on CT's belly to extricate herself; steadily worrying CT's arms with clubbing punches; whacking the lats and flanks...as Theron absorbs more and more shock, she forms listless earmuff, stooping forward butt-in-ropes. Leads to methodical, shoving work, Righetti-to-Theron...Amanda dipping to the right for a sweet angle on right hands to blonde ribcage in behind CT's left elbow; dipping to the left for similar angles on left hands to ribs. Amanda just tenderizing Theron, working the midsection/flanks systematic...Charlize' bronzed body bunching up when smote: she's getting pulverized. Every once in a while, Amanda will shove Charlize upright against ropes and crowd-in, churning those rolling left/right forearms against Theron's puppies as devastated blonde moans, ties up around redhead shoulders. Bell: Amanda pushes off all big-girl...she makes insolent eye-contact with a shabby blonde, searching for quit.

R7: Charlize forms pocket, inviting Righetti in: Amanda obliges, continues her demolition project. Bashing work to arms/flanks/midsection from Amanda, but Charlize proving crafty/resilient...blonde keeping elbows in, fetching redhead pokey little left uppercuts to chin; dip-n'-dig little rights in close to chest; dip-n'-dig left hooks snaked in around Amanda's right elbow. Theron's clinches also more effective - tying Amanda up head-and-elbow, laying back into ropes for ref's breaks. Segments of the crowd chanting "CHAR-LIZE BOOMBAYE!" as CT catches a second wind. Righetti frustrated, having some difficulty getting her way inside...Theron chips out points in the 7th.

R8: Same close-in, bruising fare - Amanda on Charlize at the ropes, laying siege to blonde pocket-defences. Sweat-dampened heads in close together - CT often with left hand behind Righetti's neck...the girls just working underneath, shoulders and backs writhing with effort. Amanda LOVING it to the gut inside, just slamming in methodical rights and lefts, feeling CT's moist, hot breath panting on her shoulder as blonde girl whines in receipt.

R9: Siege-of-Charlize continues...Amanda setting up on blonde chest, breaking down whatever's left. Theron: left hand riding behind Amanda's head, pulling it in close; right hand nagging at Amanda's tits or gut, or tying up around Righetti's left elbow. Amanda cuddled-up fairly effectively, getting off with mostly right hands in CT's ribs. Minute mark, Charlize holding-and-hitting...she clips right uppercut to Amanda's chin while pulling Righetti's head down into the shot. And again. AND AGAIN! Righetti's LEGS GIVE WAY! SHE'S HURT! Charlize neck-clasps Amanda, twisting redhead into ropes: blonde takes over on top, working the gut right/left, top of CT's head pushing at Amanda's chin. Theron baring her fangs, slugs her way up-torso as Amanda's reeling on the spot...Righetti facing into punches as Charlize starts to belt away upstairs! Drifting lefts and rights smite Amanda's face, her arms loose to either side of CT's shoulders and REDHEAD DOWN! "CHARLIZE BOOMBAYE! CHARLIZE BOOMBAYE!" Righetti slopping forward off the ropes, sprawling on her belly...she picks her face off the canvas, momentarily confused when her legs don't respond. Theron bellowing down at prone redhead as ref bodies her away...desperately hurt Amanda rickety to all fours, then finally to her feet at 9. Amanda: eyes dim, nodding woozily to ref that she's still good...ON COMES CHARLIZE! Blonde blur as Theron tries a running right hand, pasting Righetti back and to her right, such that Amanda's right arm flops over the top rope. CT pushing off to get room...she's working opposite Amanda's left shoulder as redhead's right arm stays looped over ropes. CT: stout left hands to Amanda's belly; short rights to Amanda's left ear...Charlize crowding close, not letting Amanda right herself...it's a clambake! Righetti swooning, propping herself on ropes to avoid going down, but absorbing hellish punishment as a consequence...Theron able to stack-and-jack to her heart's content, giving Righetti the beating of a lifetime! Bell: Theron with her left cheek on Amanda's left shoulder, just shrugging left hooks home to Amanda's trembling gut. Righetti shuddering under the blasts until ref pulls blonde girl off her prey. Righetti all busted up, shellshocked; CT climbing her corner ropes and roaring into the crowd as haters and fans alike scream their heads off.

R10: SIEGE IN THE RIGHETTI CORNER! Theron charges the mound, reaching under Righetti's arms to stack redhead up against her own turnbuckles: THERON'S GOING FOR THE STOPPAGE! Amanda grimacing, half asleep - right hand at left shoulder/left under right elbow as she's soaking up a POUNDING. Theron POURING on the hurt: lefts and rights free-swinging to gut and hips; swiping lefts across Amanda's mouth; clouting rights drawn ear-to-chin down left side of Amanda's face. FURIOUS bombardment reduces castle-Righetti to rubble, but Big Rigs is still standing when exhausted blonde falls in to clinch! CUE COMEBACK! Amanda mouth-on-shoulder with Charlize, just walking blonde girl back to midring...fighters in boozy waltz when Amanda crams right hand to CT's belly. Breathy gasp of hurt, Charlize...she's frowning, eyes closed as she rests chin on Amanda's left shoulder. Groggy slop-and-stumble...both fighters too weary to disengage, each mindlessly working to dig up tummy or rib on the inside. Amanda able to walk CT into ropes, push her down with left shoulder in the tits. Righetti with the better of it by the bell, just pumpin' and bumpin' downstairs while making CT take weight. Redhead too damaged to mount a serious KO threat...fight goes to the cards: UD10 Amanda Righetti, close.

After: Righetti drained, all busted up, but wearily jubilant in postfight. "Well, her body's still top notch!" Amanda admits sheepishly in postfight. "I tried to work her to sleep, but Charlize...you know, the stuff they say about her is true - I just couldn't get her to give in. I was wrong - she CAN still compete at welterweight. Honestly, I don't think Bridget Regan would have beaten Charlize tonight...don't even know if REgan could have finished. I'd have to say Theron's still as good as anyone at the weight, and that's amazing."

Theron equally battered, ribcage all tensered up in the aftermath...she's relatively upbeat with BLONDE! Magazine quote-hounds. "I'm not down in the least," Charlize assures her fans. "Far from being discouraged, I learned not only that I CAN beat Amanda Righetti, but I learned HOW to do it as well. Amanda's not the beast I thought she was - she's no stronger than Jennifer Garner, and she's a good deal dumber technically, so do the math. I gobble girls up eventually, no matter what they're bringing, and I'd say I've got just enough time to ruin Amanda before all is said and done!"