BBU BOUT: PARIS, FRANCE

Posted by technetium on 12/11/2011, 3:43 pm

BEFORE. Laetitia Casta finally comes back from a long hiatus. FCBA legend Casta seems more toned, and in far better shape relative to her last fights in the US. “I DOMINATED the scenes in the US, went up against the strongest fighters and beat them all. I had no challenges left there, and so I left. I am eager to fight in this new European League, though, and to dominate as I used to do across the ocean. Malika is a nice start: my country first, then the rest of Europe! Laetitia Casta is back, and she’s here to win everything!” Her opponent is Malika Menard, former Miss France, at her debut in the league. “Laetitia is talking nonsense: she’s past her prime and she knows it. Now look at me: I’m nine years younger, seven centimeters (or three inches) taller, and incredibly hotter than Laetitia! Casta is old, and she looked shot in her last year or so of activity. I’m going to stop her, no doubts.” Casta in leopard bikini, white gloves, hair tied behind her head; Malika in black bikini, top tied with a knot in the front, black gloves, long hair tied behind her head.

ROUND 1. Girls are barely out of their corners and Malika attacks! Casta hit repeatedly by Malika’s jab, with the novice not showing any respect for the veteran. Malika’s confident, hands down, with Casta forced to attack. Laetitia missing a right cross, giving the Malika the opportunity to score with the hook. Casta shocked, legs trembling, she’s sent to the corner by Malika’s vicious attack. Laetitia trapped, tries to clinch to get some time to regroup. Malika following with punches to the belly, sending a sobbing Casta away. Laetitia hurt by the punches and by the cheeky novice, gets to a close range, faking a hook and SHE GETS ROCKED! Casta hurt, legs trembling again and MALIKA WON’T STOP! Pat pat, leather hits hard on veteran’s body. Trapped again in the corner, Casta lets her defense down AND MALIKA GOES TO HER RACK! Casta’s tits pummeled by Malika for a few seconds, and the MALIKA UNLEASHES THE UPPERCUT! Punch connects hard on Casta’s chin and Casta falls down, knees hitting the canvas first followed by her face, whimpering. The ref doesn’t even bother to count –it’s too obvious that Laetitia is out! Malika jumps up and down, tears of joy on her face as she stopped Laetitia Casta KO1!

AFTER. Not much to say about Casta: she was hit hard in the first minute and never recovered. She suffered defeats like this one before, and she bounced back with style and pride –but now, does she still have the mental conditioning to fight back? But Menard was absolutely stunning, and she looked like the veteran here. “I thought she was shot, but I couldn’t imagine she was that much of a wreck!” Malika will say in the post-fight. “She thought ‘I am Laetitia Casta, I am the best fighter!’ but hey, that was ten years ago, cherie. I am ready to fight girls of my age, fitter, more dangerous than Laetitia!”
Days after the fight Casta issues a statement “Malika beat me –with a series of lucky punches. I am not going to let this mistake be amplified by the press. And so, I want a rematch. This time, it will be my triumph!” Malika not pleased, forced to accept because of managers/television agreements “Lucky? Oh poor Laetitia. She will regret her stupidity, mark my words!”