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31 December 2011 Jordana Brewster vs Aly Michalka

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Jordana Brewster 04.jpg Alyson Michalka 02.jpg

BOXING ON THE BEACH

(Report from Summer 2011)

Posted by simguy on 12/31/2011, 2:44 pm

(rematch from 2010...happened over the summer, but we didn't see the broadcast at the time. Here's how it went down).

Before: "I plan to answer every defeat I've ever had," Alyson tells BLONDE! Magazine in lead up to rematch. "Jordana was my first loss - she was more experienced, she countered me effectively, and finished me when I got hurt. I learned a lot in that fight, and I'm pumped for this rematch. I don't want to look back on my career and see any names who got the better of me...especially smug little witches like Jordana. She rubbed it in pretty good when she stopped me: I can only hope to return the favour!" Brewster smug as advertised in prefight. "Doubling up on Aly is what I was counting on," Brewster says at podium. "It's more money in my jeans, more notoriety, and what I said in that first fight still goes: I'm way better than these CW tramps who think they own the whole show. Another beating of Aly will show my quality, and lead to the bigger fights that should be mine for the asking. Besides: it's open-air boxing guys, and blondes are hot-house flowers...get 'em outdoors, in the heat and humidity, and they wilt every time!" Aly in mauve bikini; small black gloves; loose blonde curls. Jordana in black bra style bikini; small black gloves; slickest, glossiest black ponytail in the free world.

SoCal beach bout - pretty good crowd on hand though it's a regional-only broadcast. Regulation ring set up outdoors on converted beach-volleyball court - bright noon day sun overhead.

During R1: Jordana spruces Aly up, jabbing tummy/mouth/breasts...brunette slides back out of range with points, forming earmuff to await Aly's reprisal. Michalka hopping forward, hands at waist - she jabs into prepared defences with backhand flick - loping clockwise on wide-spread, relaxed-but-springy legs. Both girls try sneaky right hand leads; both come back via licking hooks...tasty two action as fighters negotiate from middle distance. Midway through - Aly batting left hooks up top while bracing on right leg: she catches Jordana a pair of clapping clouts to chin, momentarily buckling brunette knees. Brewster backs to ropes hurt: Michalka stalks her with hands thigh-high - blonde girl stepping in/bending into slinging right to taut brunette waist; straightening up into whip-licking hook up top; hesitating as Jordana's rolling, then seeking out Brewster's chin via limber right uppercut. Jordana clipped and clouted, but managing to spin off the ropes...she executes fighting retreat, walking Aly into check-jabs and darting straight rights as blonde's trying to pursue-and-finish.

R2: Jordana retreating in orderly fashion, walking Aly's breasts into tart check-jabs as blonde's coming forward. Jordana pivoting clockwise early, ducking under Michalka right hands on the turn...brunette classy early, touching her blonde, making clean get-aways. Midway through, Aly's yo-yoing left starts to dab at Jordana's breasts and face with consistency...brunette getting spanked, then rolling on her hips after-the-fact. Leads to set-piece punching from medium range: girls flat-footed, supple-waisted - each pinging left jabs while weight's on right foot, then committing forward onto left foot while bringing right hand heat. Good, classy stuff - neither lass landing clean until Aly's long, batting hook claps Jordana on the mouth, startling her onto her heels. Aly hops forward: right hand springs off her shoulder, spanking off Jordana's chin, chasing brunette to ropes. Aly hops forward as Jordana's organizing earmuff: short blonde uppercut splits Brewster's mitts, draping her ragdoll on ropes as crowd goes wild. Aly: weight on front (left) leg; left hand rising palm-up in cuffing hooks; right hand chopping down with palm-sideways delivery, catching Jordana's left cheek/eye. Batting attack stuns Jordana, then loosens her up...Brewster dazed, staring, laying back on ropes in wonder as blonde girl tears it up. Whirling, batting lefts and rights...Brewster cuffed and clouted into stupor and THE REF STEPS IN! TKO2 Aly Michalka in storming fashion.

After: Michalka lingering in the area as ref supports woozy Jordana under her arms: blonde leans in, gives conquered brunette a quick peck of disrespect on the side of her head...Aly jogging across the ring and leaping into arms of her cornermen as serves up blonde justice under a hot sun. "SO sweet!" Aly enthuses in postfight. "I wanted very badly to stop this girl, because she really gloated about stopping me, and that's not cool. Fighters need to know that just because they nip once, that doesn't mean anything in long run. In the long run, Alyson Michalka's going to hold the records, and girls like Jordana are going to be footnotes in the back of my book!"