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31 December 2011 Amy Adams vs Kristen Stewart

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Amy Adams 01.jpg Kristen Stewart 02.jpg

"SEASON'S BEATINGS AT THE AYSLUM" PPV

(Site: The Asylum Arena. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on 12/31/2011, 7:56 pm.

BEFORE:

"I guess nobody gives me much of a chance to win tonight," says Amy, shaking her head. "That's OK. I like being the underdog. It will just make it that much sweeter when I knock her out."

"Adams is here for one reason," says Kristen, blue eyes flashing. "To get me some work. And, when I've had enough? Good night, Amy. Literally."

ROUND ONE:

O'Dell: "Back at ringside, and, after that last result, this becomes a very interesting fight for Kristen Stewart. The last time Kristen and Jamie Lynn fought together at Asylum, it was believed Kristen was pulling ahead, but, that night, Spears looked great destroying Appleby, better than Stewart did beating Panabaker. Well, tonight, Kristen's got an opening, doesn't she, Mac?"

McCarthy: "Well, we all know the Weirdo is flavor of the month, so, yeah, she does. Look good tonight and I suspect Stewart will be Front Street's top fly, for whatever THAT'S worth, since the Weirdo can't BUY a title shot..."

O'Dell: "And that's 'Life's A Happy Song', and here comes a smiling Amy Adams..."

McCarthy: "May not be smiling for long..."

O'Dell: "Is that a prediction, Mac?"

McCarthy: "Stewart a clear favorite here, yes. Then again, so was Spears..."

O'Dell: "Adams into the ring, helped off with the robe...looks nice in that red bikini..."

Tess: "Here's where McCarthy says she doesn't have a Playmate body!"

McCarthy: "Shut. It. Walmart!"

Tess: "I'm begging Wiz to get DeCesare on one of these cards...so we can hear how an actual Playmate doesn't have a Playmate body..."

O'Dell: "And that's 'Helter Skelter' booming from the sound system and here comes K-Stew. No smiles on that face. All business for Stewart as she climbs into the ring and is helped off with the robe by Britney and Jewel. That's the lime green number she favors..."

Tess: "Not a Playmate body..."

McCarthy: "I swear, Walmart. One more word..."

O'Dell: "Ladies, a fight is about to break out IN the ring, so, let's concentrate on THAT, shall we? There's the bell, in fact, and Kristen immediately to work, sticking that jab, moving Amy backward. Adams trying to fire back, but Stewart keeping her at bay."

McCarthy: "Kristen's a tall flyweight with a long reach and she's using it effectively, peppering her with jabs, then dropping the occasional right hand on her."

O'Dell: "Amy in retreat here, circling away, keeping the guard up. K-Stew stalking, nice one-two. Hooks the body with the left. Now opens up and rocks Adams with a flurry! Amy retreating, wobbling, covering up. Stewart's got the range and she's landing with both hands! Adams tries to clinch, but Stewart punches free. Hard straight right and the sweat flew off Adams' head. Left hook landed solidly. Amy's legs shimmy! That's the bell and none too soon. Adams unsteady on her way back to her stool!"

McCarthy: "Adams is ready to go. Judges might as well shred those scorecards, because I don't think we're going to need them."

ROUND TWO:

O'Dell: "There's the bell for the second and Adams immediately in retreat. Stewart stalking, finding the range with the left again. Snapping Amy's head back with it...BIG RIGHT HOOK! ADAMS STAGGERS TO HER RIGHT..STEWART SENDS HER WOBBLING BACKWARD WITH A LEFT HOOK...RIGHT HAND! DOWN GOES ADAMS! Right on the sweet spot, Mac! Amy on her back, hands above her head, not moving at all as the count goes to eight, nine...it's over! The winner by KO2 is The Five-Tool Player, Kristen Stewart!"

McCarthy: "Check the replay on the final flurry. Stewart a hard straight left that snaps back Adams' head, then a right hook and Amy staggers, ready to go. Stewart stays patient, though. Doesn't get wild. Uses a nice left hook to set up the big right cross and down goes Adams."

AFTER:

O'Dell: "Impressive stuff, Mac."

McCarthy: "Clinical. I'm actually starting to like this kid...a little. She's not smiling and bouncing around and hugging people in there. She goes in, takes care of business, and goes back to the locker room."

O'Dell: "Well, technically, she goes to see Tess Valmore! Tess!"

Tess: "Kristen, there's going to be talk about where you stand among Front Street's flys after tonight..."

Kristen: "I can't control that, Tess, so I don't worry about it. I worry about what I CAN control, and that's what takes place between the ropes after the bell rings. That's my focus. Nothing else."

Tess: "Seems like you were pretty focused tonight..."

Kristen(not cracking a smile): "Evidently."