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5 November 2010  Lisa Maffia vs Katy Perry

Page history last edited by Archer844 13 years, 5 months ago

Katy meets her match? 

 

 

 


Posted by Knowlesey on 11/5/2010, 12:36 pm

 

So, here it is - the fight Katy wants. Probably the hardest fight she could have picked, against the brutal, unbeaten, streetwise Lisa Maffia. And Lisa wants it, too. Her are what they say:


Katy "If there's one thing really turns me on, it's beating the shit outa some Brit wannabe! Dixon found that out - now it's Maffia's turn!"


Lisa "Perry is one smug b###h! I'm gonna bust her up real good! Guts and face! The real lesson begins! Time for her to taste pussy!"


Both girls have trained hard for this fight, and the anticipation is huge.


First into the ring is Lisa Maffia. She looks fantastic, clad in black, and she stalks the ring, waiting for Katy. The American makes her wait, then emerges, OMG, she's in gold! She looks an absolute picture, too. This is set to be a massive grudge fight.


Referee for the night is big blonde actress Gemma Atkinson, bigger than either fighter, so deemed capable of controlling them, and she reads them their instructions. Neither fighter will touch gloves, they just snarl at each other.


Round 1


Keen these girls might be, but stupid they are not. They stalk each other at first, then Katy pings Lisa with a jab to the mouth, Lisa's retaliation falls short, and Katy gets her again, nice left jab to the face, and another. Lisa lands to Katy's ribs and the American backs off, Lisa follows her, throws another right to her body, but Perry picks her off - left right left to the face and the Brit covers up.


Katy is dancing round the ring, flicking jabs into Lisa's face then getting back before the Brit can nail her with her big hooks. Unusual tactics for Ms Perry, who has shown her willingness to trade punches in the past, but Maffia has a reputation for big knockouts, and she stalks Katy, trapping her on the ropes, then thudding a couple of good shots to her body. Perry squeaks as the punches land, drops her elbows, then takes a stunning straight right to the mouth, and she's holding on! The American is hurt, and Lisa's chiding her, "Like that didya? More where that came from!" She pushes Perry back and cracks another lovely right to her head, then a left to the guts before the American can defend herself.


Lisa has hurt Katy, but she's tough, and back she comes, picking the black girl off with left jabs again, then taking a hard left to the belly, on the ropes as the bell rings.


Close round, but probably Lisa's


Round 2


Katy's lips are swollen already, and her ribs ache, but she takes the fight to the Brit at the start of the round, popping left jabs into her face, then ripping a neat left to the body when Lisa raises her arm too high. Maffia's on the ropes, taking some good, clean shots to the face, not big shots, but scoring points, and she must do something to defend herself soon. Katy thuds a right hander into her ribs, which does hurt, but Lisa responds quickly, drilling a left through the American's guard into her mouth, then a right over the top to the cheek, a savage chopping left to the jaw, two good rights to the body, then a right hook to the chin, and Perry's down! First time ever, she finds herself staring up at her opponent, sat on her ass!


Gemma's count reaches 6, then Katy's back on her feet, shaken but ready for the Brit's next attack. In storms Lisa, throwing punches at will into Katy's ribs, but the American takes a deep breath and smashes a big right hook into the black girl's face, spit and snot splattering Gemma Atkinson's shirt, and she follows up with a hard left to the belly, right to the ribs, then a couple of digs at Maffia's guts put her into the ropes, taking a few more blows to the head before the bell rings.
Lisa's round due to the knockdown, but Katy strong in the final seconds


Round 3


Both girls faces are showing the power of the punches they have taken, Lisa dribbling blood from her nose, and a swelling looming under her left eye, Katy grazed around the cheeks, her mouth sore.


The bell makes them forget all that, and Katy picks up where she left off in the 2nd, good body shots forcing Lisa to drop her guard, she then rips a left straight between the Brit's gloves, right into her mouth, and Maffia's in trouble here, stumbling against the ropes, taking a good dig to the ribs, then a big left again, and it's too much for her - Lisa's down, down and hurt.


The Brit gets up at 7, takes a couple of left jabs, then unloads a good right hook to Perry's head, stunning her. The American hits the ropes with her back, almost bounces back towards Lisa, and the black girl flattens her with a right to the jaw.


Katy looks annoyed - but she walked into Lisa's punch, took her best shot, then got up again at 5. Is the Brit losing power? Katy's body gets a pummeling in the final seconds, but she clips Lisa with her left jab again, jolting her head back. Bell time, and both girls are glaring at each other.


Close round again - Lisa just had the better of it though.


Round 4


Corners working hard to keep their girls going, but Katy is looking confident as she bounces off her stool towards Lisa, landing that left jab on Lisa's right eye at will, and the eye's closing, slowly but surely - that big punch in the 3rd took it's toll. Lisa's looking to hold on whenever she can, sneaking a few blows to Katy's ribs and gut, but the American is talking, talking, "C'mon b###h! Got anything left? I've got you beat, b###h! Gonna finish you nice an' slow!" The Brit pushes Perry away, but with little power, and in comes the American - that left jab softening her up, then in whips a right, not quite flush on the jaw, but enough to floor Lisa, the girl crumpling to the canvas.


Lisa takes a 7 count again, then covers up as Katy works her to the body - good, two fisted attack, then she's hanging on again, Perry smiling, "You're mine! I gotcha!" but Lisa rams her right hook into Perry's gut, the American exhaling noisily and backing off.


The respite is only temporary, and Katy's jab is just smacking into Lisa's face at will, and the black girl's legs are wobbly when the bell sounds, neither girls hearing it as Perry is just banging punches into Maffia's head as she covers herself.
Katy's round - overwhelming!


Round 5


Katy's seconds are urging her to finish this fight off, but she wants to hurt Lisa some more first - that is a dangerous game, as the Brit has still got a big punch. Lisa crashes a left hook into Katy's body immediately, but the American takes it, snaps the black girl's head back with another jab, then sends her spinning to the floor with a right to the mouth.


A groggy Lisa is in her feet as Gemma's count reaches 8, but she looks unsteady, and a left right left combination to the head put her almost straight back down, that right eye closed now - she can't see the jabs coming!


Again, Lisa gets up, but her body language is not good, and Katy rips a left into her belly, holding her when she slumps forwards, "Can't take it b###h, can ya? No 3 knockdown rule to save ya tonight either - it's fight to the finish!"

 

Lisa just mumbles, "Not over yet, Perry!" but she takes a couple more left jabs to that battered eye, then a right hook to the side of her head and she's down again! Three times in just over 2 minutes - will Katy finish her now?


Gemma counts to 8, and ……. She stops the fight! Pandemonium! She's stopped it on 3 knockdowns, but that rule wasn't supposed to be part of the deal! Katy is furious and is screaming at the big blonde, "####in' Brit b###h! What you doing?"

 

Gemma realises her mistake, "S s s sorry Katy - forgot!" This annoys the singer even more, "Sorry! I'll make you ####ing sorry!" She storms off, leaving a puzzled Gemma in the ring.


After


Lisa has been badly beaten, but not knocked out, so there is no post fight humiliation for her. Katy is still fuming in her dressing room, and barks at one of her minders, "Lloyd! I wanna see that blonde tramp in her hotel tonight! Fix it!"


Even later


Katy duly supervised Gemma's punishment later - she was then truly sorry!

 

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